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Ana66

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Describe your worst ever client
« on: 23 March 2022, 09:12:02 am »
Hi everyone,

I don't know if this topic has already been discussed before but thought it would be funny if we could share the story behind our worst ever client/clients, can be in terms of hygiene, behaviour, or any other reason that could make the client very difficult  :)

Nadya

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #1 on: 23 March 2022, 11:24:40 am »
Ooooh I think it is a toss-up between a skid mark guy who was eating peanuts in his bed the night before and I could feel.....the.....crumbs..... skid marks everywhere and I just can't.

And the second was clean but simply weird, he turned up VERY late and complained when I told him I couldn't do the hour for him, eventually settling for 45mins (which I don't usually offer but did it to shut him up and get him out in time)  then he complained about the bathroom muttering to himself.  He just laid there like a fish the WHOLE booking, didn't respond positively to anything, dick wasn't even hard and I kept asking him if he wanted me to stop and he said no.  Occasionally he would say something negative to himself (perhaps he had Tourette's but IDK?)  It was really disconcerting.  I had forgotten what happened towards the end but I know I didn't like it.  My brain must have covered up the trauma of dealing with him. 

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #2 on: 23 March 2022, 12:43:12 pm »
Hard to pick just 1 tbh

Only guy I've thrown out had no charisma, old, stank, had some sort of weird lesion on his tongue so kissing him was vile, creepy said 'I want to be inside you' then proceeded to grip me so tight he was marking me. Asked him to stop gripping but he didn't so kicked him out.

Another in 1st meeting (old guy) kept calling me a dirty little slut. Asked him not to. On second meeting he grabbed my neck so hard to get me to kiss me he hurt me. Gripping me tightly when I was on top. I told him I was not enjoying our meet. He finished himself off and I blocked him the second he left the house.

Shit stains from another old creepy one who stank.

Old bloke pushing my boundaries and asking about my kids whilst fucking me.

Sense a theme here? I will add I have some lovely older regs but in the main I do not like them and wish they'd find an escort closer to their advanced age.

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« Reply #3 on: 23 March 2022, 01:32:52 pm »
Have to be my first client, in hindsight there was nothing wrong with him, a married man in his 40s wanting a bit of extra circular fun.  I later found out I was his first escort, it was like two teenagers together neither knowing the way forward, he eventually got inside me and fucked me really hard before he cum.  I have seen him a few times since and we know the form so it is easier.

I hate BO and scruffy men, I can just about tolerate them unless they talk dirty that really gets me mad.  Oddly enough dirty talk from a fit guy is fine.

Best thing I ever did was decide on “likes” and remove at discretion or extra fees, that opened the door to negotiations which were tedious.

Any man dirty about his bum, bye life is to short.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #4 on: 23 March 2022, 11:09:36 pm »
A scruffy looking guy with the most horrendous breath imaginable, I mean it was rancid and could be smelt from feet away. I could not get near enough to him to offer any service other than a hand job. No way I would let him near enough to have sex and definitely wouldn't allow him to give me oral.
He had awful teeth and admitted that he knew he needed dental treatment so was aware of his problem, why not spend his money on that rather than escorts!?
He booked an hour but left after 30 mins much to my relief!

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #5 on: 23 March 2022, 11:30:49 pm »
A vile drunk guy that turned up cum in my mouth I puked on his leg after telling him I don't do cim. Kissed me like I was another species  :-X
When he got up to leave I saw shit stains on my sofa cushion. Told him it wasn't there before he sat on it
 I drank alot of whisky after and warned local ladies one kindly gave me the details to this brilliant forum

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #6 on: 24 March 2022, 01:29:30 am »
I've had 3–4 that were bad in different ways (the racist Asian youth, the eau de mothball cross-dresser, the magenta nose and cock...) but probably most stressful was a young lad with learning difficulties. There were zero red flags in either his emails or during our screening call, but it was a very difficult two hours.
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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #7 on: 24 March 2022, 12:11:44 pm »
There’s too many to think of but one that sticks in my mind is when I worked for a agency and they sent me to a normal terrace house the guy who opens the door is something out of a horror film. you know that tall skinny creepy serial killer guy. Oh dear so I went in and he paid me he was actually quite pleasant but had the strangest creepiest look/grin on his face to this day I’ve never been so uncomfortable. He had long skinny awful fingers with long nails and I’m dying thinking about him touching my skin. So I got on with the job thought great he’s come I can go, he wanted to chat and it was just so strange he wasn’t nasty he just gave me the bad creeps. I’ve had other bookings that went far far worse and became abusive but this one was the worst for me
Not today satan

Jessica_Hannah

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« Reply #8 on: 24 March 2022, 01:31:53 pm »
Not my proudest moment but I worked the street for a time. Got in a car and the bloke drove to the middle of nowhere we did the deed and he drove off leaving me in just my underwear.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #9 on: 24 March 2022, 01:40:27 pm »
Not my proudest moment but I worked the street for a time. Got in a car and the bloke drove to the middle of nowhere we did the deed and he drove off leaving me in just my underwear.

Wow that is like something from a horror film  :(
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« Reply #10 on: 24 March 2022, 03:46:31 pm »
Wow that is like something from a horror film  :(

Thankfully,  nothing too bad happened that time. I got to a road and a kind lady took pity on me and gave me a blanket and a lift home.

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #11 on: 24 March 2022, 04:26:26 pm »
Oh, so many that I think I may need to keep popping back  :D I'll keep away from the really scary ones that made me fearful for now..

Most recent was a few weeks ago.
 Guy I visited at his hotel 2 days running. He was going down on me and suddenly started sniffing. He dashed off to the bathroom and was in there a little while.
I asked if he was OK, he said fine - just a slight cold.. and attempted to go down on me again. Something made me think and I shuffled position and suggested we use the other single bed (he was quite large and sweating)

As we moved over, I glanced back to the bed and it was covered in blood where he had been giving me oral - and I knew it wasn't mine (too old  ;D)

Incredibly, he told me the housekeeping hadn't been yet and it was from a previous guest! (this was my 2nd day here remember  >:()

To be fair, he had seen another Escort that morning he told me - but the blood most definitely wasn't there when I arrived.

Turns out, he had a nosebleed (all over me  :() as it continued unabated - despite toilet paper plugs in both nostrils  :-\
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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #12 on: 24 March 2022, 04:43:59 pm »
Oh, so many that I think I may need to keep popping back  :D I'll keep away from the really scary ones that made me fearful for now..

Most recent was a few weeks ago.
 Guy I visited at his hotel 2 days running. He was going down on me and suddenly started sniffing. He dashed off to the bathroom and was in there a little while.
I asked if he was OK, he said fine - just a slight cold.. and attempted to go down on me again. Something made me think and I shuffled position and suggested we use the other single bed (he was quite large and sweating)

As we moved over, I glanced back to the bed and it was covered in blood where he had been giving me oral - and I knew it wasn't mine (too old  ;D)

Incredibly, he told me the housekeeping hadn't been yet and it was from a previous guest! (this was my 2nd day here remember  >:()

To be fair, he had seen another Escort that morning he told me - but the blood most definitely wasn't there when I arrived.

Turns out, he had a nosebleed (all over me  :() as it continued unabated - despite toilet paper plugs in both nostrils  :-\
Phoenix that's awful for you to descover..

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #13 on: 24 March 2022, 07:49:22 pm »
I have been quite lucky as not met many horrors over the years but two come to mind. As told in a recent thread, the man who hurt my nipples by pinching them very hard and when I complained he did it again.

Another comes to mind. Older man who at first seemed fine but a few minutes into the booking I noticed his terrible skin condition. Crusty and flakey and it shed all over my bed and some of it on me too. Makes me sick to think of it. He knew he had this probem but either didn't care or hoped I wouldn't notice. Horrible!

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Re: Describe your worst ever client
« Reply #14 on: 24 March 2022, 08:05:26 pm »
Oh another one. Email via AW, loads of +feedback made an outcall request. When checking the app after agreeing (and getting his number) he had made requests for BB to other escorts but I'd already agreed and after having a no show was kinda pissed off so carried on with it. He had noticable genital warts... during sex he lost his erection, secretly glad, he then said he wanted to tease me with his bare cock, I refused saying I do not allow this. When he found his orgasm again he asked if he could cum over my pussy, absolutely fucking not you deceased cock. Awful outcall.

Another outcall he said at the last minute his wife definitely wouldn't be home, I hadn't factored this in... stupidly so was anxious. The house was a 'wipe your feet on the way out' type place, I went home and had the hottest shower ever. I felt filthy. The dust must of been an inch thick. I now only do outcalls to hotels or private apartments.