Went well enough for the hour.

Then just as I'm about to see him out the door, he turns and looks towards the kitchen and asks if he can have a cup of tea!

Erm no! Should've asked for one during the booking not after!

Should have told him where the nearest cafe is 

Lol

Excruciating. Was late and moaned that my flat 'wasn't close to the station' (it's four minutes' walk away if you go down the right street which he didn't, because I saw him out the window approaching from the opposite direction), had to be told three times to remove his shoes when he got in the flat, was offered a glass of water and the bathroom and asked for a cup of tea, despite it only being a short booking 😳

I actually made the cup of tea (I still don't know why) and then he asked for the music to be switched off so I had to put my watch back on and we aimlessly poked and prodded at each other in stony silence for the remaining half hour or so. Jesus wept 🤣

I gave him very detailed directions to find my hotel room in case the hotel signs weren't clear enough (my room is at the start of a corridor so it's listed on every direction sign anyway)

Eight minutes and 1 phone call after I sent him the directions he arrived at my door.

Said he'd "just showered" but his skin smelt like cat pee and his cock smelt like a dead animal, a mouth breather whose first request was "I wanna play with your fanny".

Thankfully after a few minutes of slobbering on me he was ready for oral and came within 30 seconds, was back out of my door less than ten minutes after arriving, leaving the lingering aroma of cat pee.

It's all money

Gross! These ones make me wanna scrub my skin off with metal wool  :'( :'( :'(

Guy around 35 that is very loud when he's talking. He really liked biting, pulling hair, spanking, hands round throat. Not violent but a little too rough. During sex he gets sweaty and talks about a girl at work ! Wtf ? it's totally creepy. 20 minutes in I already knew he was going to push his luck for time.

Finally get him to come at the end of the booking. Then he just wants to talk about work, especially the pretty girls. My patience went out the window at this point and I told him to go. I don't mind this happening with my regulars but he was intentionally delaying going.