Author Topic: Describe your last booking (Read 719620 times)

Miffy · « **Reply #2805 on:** 14 October 2021, 04:13:14 pm »

fallen angel,

You have an AW profile, yes? Start with that as a guide. All you need are some pictures of yourself, information about services, prices and a little bit about who you are. Think about the kind of clients you want to attract and write a blurb about yourself to appeal to them. The good thing about having one's own website is that you can design it to attract the clients you want and to repel those you do not want. You can also tweak it as you go along, so whatever you start with isn't set in stone.

Given the changes at AW, now really is the perfect time for you to do this. Good luck!

EnglishAmy40 · « **Reply #2806 on:** 14 October 2021, 04:19:59 pm »

I can help you with the tech side if you like? The only thing is, it's going to take a while to rank for your keywords, unless you choose less popular keywords such as, "fetish escort" etc. If you pop over to the IT section and post on one of my threads there, or start a new 1 and I'll look out for it.

Tina Sparx · « **Reply #2807 on:** 19 October 2021, 01:19:46 pm »

BDSM meet (me as Dom 'Miss Tina') with lots of smoking fetish, so it was very enjoyable!
He allowed me to film it all in its entirety too, which is a bonus x

saltysweet · « **Reply #2808 on:** 21 October 2021, 08:58:35 pm »

Today. Foolish mistake as I don't generally see over 35s. This 69 year old makes booking for 1 hour and was polite and nice on the phone. But when he arrives all my requests were a cause of great huffing, puffing and resentment.

-Wants to complain about my directions-he got himself lost. I should have terminated his ass right there!
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room.
-Wants to hold the massage room door open when I go to wash my hands.
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room again and picks them up for a second attempt.
-Wants to dictate when I get undressed.
-Wants a bigger room.
-Wants to dictate the style of massage.
-Wants his front done only.
-Wants a bed-despite my advert says massage table. I get my phone out and show him the ad and he agrees I am right.

I told him politely if he has concerns or requests it would be wise to discuss at the booking stage. He agrees but then continued moaning.

At the half hour mark he impatiently says 'we haven't hit it off' and demands his owo. He explains he's has a prostate issue and won't ejaculate. This person has been repeatedly, rude, blaming and controlling and seriously expects me to suck his winkle?

By that time I'm holding back the giggles cause I know one of us is gonna leave unsatisfied and it's not me.

There's been so many stops and starts to discuss his peccadillos that I haven't touched his gonads yet.
I tell him to dress and get out as, 'you've done nothing but complain from the moment you arrived.'

I'm poised to ring the police as I don't want him in my room a minute longer...but I don't tell him that.
He dresses, I chuck his shoes in the corridor and shut the door on him. No refund.

Femme fatale · « **Reply #2809 on:** 22 October 2021, 08:27:25 am »

What a f nightmare !

saltysweet · « **Reply #2810 on:** 22 October 2021, 12:06:38 pm »

Yay Kiss!

He brought all his negative, sticky energies into my space and I'm not having it.

It presents like dementia, but isn't age based, loads of callers have this disconnect between reality and whatever nonsense is flying around in their heads.

I think some portions of these punters brains literally shut down (deprived of blood flow), when they're focus on sexual matters. Leaving them in a kinda 'zombified' state. Which I think is unpredicatable and potentially dangerous.

Tina Sparx · « **Reply #2811 on:** 27 October 2021, 12:37:35 am »

Quote from: saltysweet on 21 October 2021, 08:58:35 pm

Today. Foolish mistake as I don't generally see over 35s. This 69 year old makes booking for 1 hour and was polite and nice on the phone. But when he arrives all my requests were a cause of great huffing, puffing and resentment.

-Wants to complain about my directions-he got himself lost. I should have terminated his ass right there!
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room.
-Wants to hold the massage room door open when I go to wash my hands.
-Wants to bring his shoes into my room again and picks them up for a second attempt.
-Wants to dictate when I get undressed.
-Wants a bigger room.
-Wants to dictate the style of massage.
-Wants his front done only.
-Wants a bed-despite my advert says massage table. I get my phone out and show him the ad and he agrees I am right.

I told him politely if he has concerns or requests it would be wise to discuss at the booking stage. He agrees but then continued moaning.

At the half hour mark he impatiently says 'we haven't hit it off' and demands his owo. He explains he's has a prostate issue and won't ejaculate. This person has been repeatedly, rude, blaming and controlling and seriously expects me to suck his winkle?

By that time I'm holding back the giggles cause I know one of us is gonna leave unsatisfied and it's not me.

There's been so many stops and starts to discuss his peccadillos that I haven't touched his gonads yet.
I tell him to dress and get out as, 'you've done nothing but complain from the moment you arrived.'

I'm poised to ring the police as I don't want him in my room a minute longer...but I don't tell him that.
He dresses, I chuck his shoes in the corridor and shut the door on him. No refund.

Jesus wept!

saltysweet · « **Reply #2812 on:** 27 October 2021, 01:24:29 am »

Punter probably did too!
Like a lamb he got dressed and toddled out. Cause he knows he's chosen to be a dickwad.

Snow Whitest · « **Reply #2813 on:** 27 October 2021, 09:03:16 pm »

A massive Billy Bullshitter. Has been messaging me for ages but I've bailed a few times because frankly, I couldn't be arsed with him. Starts every (single frigging) message saying he's attached and as such struggles to arrange something. Oh and would like to make it a regular thing (yeah of course) if the first meeting goes well (it will always go well, you're paying me). He originally books an hour which then drops down to 45 minutes. Then he wants 15 minutes earlier, which I accommodate, then he turns up 15 minutes before that! FFS

So he arrives and starts with the, well I've just got to say, I haven't been with another woman for 25 years, he's obviously forgotten about seeing my escort friend a while ago then. Craps on and on about missing blow jobs. He won't sit still and keeps blaming his inability to maintain on nerves as he's never done this before (I mean seriously). Wasted two condoms at his insistence before finally relenting to my suggestions. Then when he's done he starts telling me about some of the girls he's seen! Like seriously mate...

Maz · « **Reply #2814 on:** 30 October 2021, 10:47:41 am »

Had one yesterday that seemed to be using me as a climbing frame.

He kept climbing and laying all over me and pressing his body against mine so hard I thought he was trying to conjoin himself to me. Apart from that, he was fairly easy.

Then had one that booked 45mins and when he arrived asked to increase to an hour but then only ended up staying half an hour

Miffy · « **Reply #2815 on:** 20 November 2021, 12:59:21 am »

An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.

Dinner date. Met client at hotel bar, we had a drink, he took me upstairs to his suite and presented me with a beautifully wrapped Chanel box, some chocolates, and also my fee. Chanel unexpected but all good so far. Walk to restaurant and have dinner. Great view, bad food, lots to talk about. Mostly good. As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.

First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.

He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.

saltysweet · « **Reply #2816 on:** 20 November 2021, 11:24:17 pm »

Sounds kinda eccentric, gave you the creeps! 'date'? I'd probably feel the same cause you don't know his 'game play'.

I find those mystery motives unpredicatable. The not wanting to sex him is interesting..like you had a repulsion?

Mirror · « **Reply #2817 on:** 21 November 2021, 08:47:22 am »

Quote from: Miffy on 20 November 2021, 12:59:21 am

An odd one. Am slightly bemused by the whole evening.

Dinner date. Met client at hotel bar, we had a drink, he took me upstairs to his suite and presented me with a beautifully wrapped Chanel box, some chocolates, and also my fee. Chanel unexpected but all good so far. Walk to restaurant and have dinner. Great view, bad food, lots to talk about. Mostly good. As desert is served, another plate is presented to me, on it, written in chocolate are the words 'First Date.' Weird.

First time I've ever been unsure what to say or do. I laughed awkwardly and said how nice. But it wasn't, it was odd. There was no sexual element to the evening at all. I'm quite relived tbh, I didn't want to have sex with him, I don't know why, I just didn't want to.

He's already asked to see me again next time he's in London.

Could this simply be the restaurant reading into something he has said?

Miffy · « **Reply #2818 on:** 21 November 2021, 10:06:14 am »

Quote from: Mirror on 21 November 2021, 08:47:22 am

Could this simply be the restaurant reading into something he has said?

Like what? At no point did he disappear. I suspect he wrote something on the booking form - having checked, there's a space for notes. (As is usual with most online booking forms). The staff were over-solicitous and one of them kept smiling at me in an over-encouraging way every time she came over. It was horribly unnerving. Also, shortly before the plate appeared, he was visibly on edge and he was clearly waiting for it. Indeed, it was presented, he said it should have appeared at the same time as our desserts.

I think what I am most annoyed by is that I hate strangers knowing my business. I like privacy and discretion. I do not like the man I am spending time with sharing any kind of information about the nature of our time together with anyone, even if their intentions are sweetly meant. Thankfully it's a restaurant I will never return to.

Salty,

Eccentric is right, I think. I know he was excited to meet me, and possibly over-eager/trying too hard as a result. Tbh, I wasn't surprised by the lack of sexual element either because something else had led him to my website and it was something he had never really asked me about. Repulsion is right too, I think. Maybe not because I was repulsed per se, more because of something else I can't quite figure out.

saltysweet · « **Reply #2819 on:** 21 November 2021, 02:38:47 pm »

Yay Miffy I've had a couple high functioning, affluent, 'respectable' but obviously insane clients who did no harm. But they troubled me so much I didn't want to see them again whatever the fee. No telling where their brain is despite them appearing 'normal'.

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