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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2685 on: 15 June 2021, 10:39:20 pm »
Guy who's been trying to make a booking for a few weeks but our schedules just haven't matched. Polite, punctual, hygienic and very straightforward. My favourite type of client! Hope he comes back.
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Zandie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2686 on: 16 June 2021, 06:44:25 pm »
Oh Zandie... I think we've all been there! Well I have 😂

was truly an experience  ::)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2687 on: 16 June 2021, 06:46:11 pm »
Polite, punctual, hygienic and very straightforward. My favourite type of client! Hope he comes back.

if only they could all be like this  :) ;)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2688 on: 17 June 2021, 11:29:02 am »
Retired gentleman, polite and complimentary. Booked for two hours and stayed for the full amount of time. We did the deed, showered together, and chatted. It was nice.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2689 on: 17 June 2021, 01:18:41 pm »
Not exactly a booking in the end but wanted 30mins.

The dickhead then called to say he was parked then only just bothered to check the rate with me and turned out to be £10 short so I didn't proceed.

Either he was a time waster or hoped he'd get away with the £10. Thankfully I hadn't turned anyone else away to accommodate the twat.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2690 on: 17 June 2021, 11:08:24 pm »
shoe on other foot now  :-[ :-[

One of my regulars , nice , decent , CLEAN and always tips , made a booking for 6pm.

Long shower, make up , dressed  by 05;40 , I'm a bit hot so grab a twister from the freezer ...WHY OH WHY DID I DIO THIS !!!

He texts at 05:55 to let me know he is parked up and making his way , then the unimaginable happens :FF :FF .......rumbling an

A Quick and fast sit on the throne.... at the same time spraying all I could lay my hands  ( deodorant, perfume, hair spray.... wish i had a match box /candle to light  ;D ) jumped into the shower to wash and the buzzer goes off........ jumped out the shower and almost fell face first reaching for the towel , manage to dash to the door all hot , bothered but hopefully not smelly.


Haha we've all been there.... Damn that adrenalin!

EvelynWho

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2691 on: 18 June 2021, 11:07:16 am »
Okay. Bone to pick with someone…
Which fellow sex worker told this fucking man they loved it when he bit your thighs??

Had a client - he was nice enough. He told me as he went to perform oral on me - there’s another girl I see that this absolutely drives her wild !
He was very excited to show me.

Then starts biting my thighs?? Not hard but still… and switching between that and blowing in my vagina.
I’m so confused.

So whenever told this man that that drives you wild …. 👀 I just… hahahah.
Thanks?? Or no thanks!?

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2692 on: 18 June 2021, 11:13:33 am »
Thigh biting made me giggle, I like being bitten on the bum sometimes! That 'one size fits all', comment about the other girl seems a bit odd to me.

Blowing into the vag! Risk of air embolism can be fatal- rare but it happens. Most likely during pregnancy but I'd be a little bit cautious Eve.
« Last Edit: 18 June 2021, 11:38:11 am by saltysweet »

EvelynWho

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2693 on: 18 June 2021, 12:27:46 pm »
Thigh biting made me giggle, I like being bitten on the bum sometimes! That 'one size fits all', comment about the other girl seems a bit odd to me.

Blowing into the vag! Risk of air embolism can be fatal- rare but it happens. Most likely during pregnancy but I'd be a little bit cautious Eve.

Oh gosh no it’s meant to say on! Not in! Lmao 😂

Harriet_Lille

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2694 on: 18 June 2021, 05:21:27 pm »
My second booking of the day, and my second half hour of the day.
A bit of foreplay then oral, and a bit of Greek, then he finished on my tits.
Nice chap.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2695 on: 18 June 2021, 06:24:06 pm »
Hairy Humpty Dumpty, harmless enough not seen him since way before lockdown :)
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2696 on: 19 June 2021, 12:36:15 am »
Lovely guy, great oral skills making me cum hard. Sex lasted two mins. Great interesting chat after. Perfect booking.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2697 on: 19 June 2021, 11:14:33 am »
Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless  him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2698 on: 19 June 2021, 04:52:25 pm »
Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless  him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂
I love the ones that turn into teaching sessions, I taught a young man all the basics a few weeks back, such as where the clitoris and g spot is, what to do to stimulate them etc and it's so rewarding! And they're keen to learn, rather than the older chaps that just bang away, oblivious to the fact that their technique is awful!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2699 on: 20 June 2021, 02:53:29 pm »
Had a 24 years old I broke his virginity bless  him came within 2 seconds he paid for an hour so had to educate him on how to make love oh dear me 😂😂

I secretly wish I could educate all my Clients to cum within 2 seconds..
.. and then have an overwhelming urge to give me a full body deep tissue massage, until they have recovered enough to go another 2 seconds..  ;)