Haha such self control! I have snogged ones I fancy but I'd say thats 0.005% of clients!   And I still expect my full rate! 

I love my job, especially when they are soooo nice. 😀.

I just had another real sweetie. He saw me two years ago and came back today for an hour. I don't usually like the hour bookings but this was great. He tickled my back for 20 mins and was so complimentary. Also not a whiff of smelly bum or bacteria breath.😁

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25 yr old young lad. Fit as.
I didn't feel in control!

A guy with the biggest, longest, thickest penis I have seen in 9 years. I took one look and said penetration may not be possible. We can give it a go and see...

So it turned out, just the tip caused a lot of pain so I had to pass...probably only the second time that’s happened!

However he was happy with oral and a handjob, I suspect he’s used to being too big to accommodate.

Last client was an absolute weirdo to say the least. He arrived shaking like he’d just heard some bad news and looked me up and down as if he was terrified. He handed the money and a handful of his bank cards over I had to pass him back the bank cards and said am I think you’ll need these. He continued to shake and said “oh sorry, I’ve not done this before”. I said just relax you’re too nervous I’m not going to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. He took a shower and returned minutes later in a towel. When I tried to even touch him he queased and said I can’t I can’t I’m married. I said look I understand if you don’t want to go through with it then you’re free to leave.

He replied can you just give me a lap dance? I said that’s fine. He sat on the bed with his head hanging in shame and it was all so awkward I stopped dancing moments in and said is everything alright? He said I have to go and dressed himself and stormed out like a rocket.

Can’t complain really he was there about 10 minutes in total and I didn’t even have to do anything really and still got paid for an hour. Happy days I guess. Still so strange first time that’s happened to me although I’ve only been doing this on and off for a year now and only full time in the past months.

A regular.

Messaged me so I did a Sunday hour for him.

Seen him for about 6 years.

Always clean, fresh, polite and well dressed.

One of the few clients that I actually come with, and he is really good at oral.

Was a nice way to start a Sunday...

Last client was an absolute weirdo to say the least. He arrived shaking like he’d just heard some bad news and looked me up and down as if he was terrified. He handed the money and a handful of his bank cards over I had to pass him back the bank cards and said am I think you’ll need these. He continued to shake and said “oh sorry, I’ve not done this before”. I said just relax you’re too nervous I’m not going to do anything you’re uncomfortable with. He took a shower and returned minutes later in a towel. When I tried to even touch him he queased and said I can’t I can’t I’m married. I said look I understand if you don’t want to go through with it then you’re free to leave.

He replied can you just give me a lap dance? I said that’s fine. He sat on the bed with his head hanging in shame and it was all so awkward I stopped dancing moments in and said is everything alright? He said I have to go and dressed himself and stormed out like a rocket.

Can’t complain really he was there about 10 minutes in total and I didn’t even have to do anything really and still got paid for an hour. Happy days I guess. Still so strange first time that’s happened to me although I’ve only been doing this on and off for a year now and only full time in the past months.

This happened to me once too. Paid for an hour, he sat on the bed, I tried to touch him & he broke down and told me the saddest story and then said he shouldn’t be here, told me to keep the money after I tried to hand it back & off he went.

Why do I never get guys with dicks like this lol

I know right?  My last booking had an amazing penis but he just didn't want to use it, kept holding onto his dick as if he didn't want to thrust too hard and thrust for a small while, refused to change positions and then asked if he could do oral on me.  It was annoying as I don't tend to enjoy oral with clients but I was near climaxing anyway but then he ruined it by getting too rough with his fingers,  I think he was trying one of those BS tactics men think makes you squirt, all it did was cause me pain and ruin my orgasm.  Asshat!