Half hour regular, clean, shaved and a gentleman.

 I am getting better at making sure those regs that like to hang about after time's up are politely shown to the door

Hahahahaha Salty! Yet they always find a way around don't they?🙄🙄

"His wife tracks him on his phone"? Seriously? And yet he's still doing this? Clearly not the brightest lipstick 💄on the shelf, smh.

These men kill me. She obviously has a reason for tracking him. He's still seeing us & ~ I guess ~ getting away with it ~ so what she's doing isn't working.

I swear, this is going in the book too.

Tracking apps don't work.🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Total stiff who wanted jazz music on. Besides not being able handle nearly 2 hours of torture with that, he kept sniffing every 3 seconds & I was having to repeat myself 3 times. Dunno if it was a weird OCD thing but bad vibes from the outset. He seemed to want to degrade but in a more passive way. .

1st red flag; couldn't follow directions very well on the phone to get here. Then again at the top of the stairs he did a triple take. 
2nd red flag; Didn't want much communication about what he wanted before starting the session. Said he'd emailed me about it when he hadn't. 
3rd red flag; Wanted me to call him boss   
4th red flag; Very dry personality-less start, then he Poked a dry finger across my lips. I pushed his hand away.
5th red flag; Thought he could spank me without asking. I dont advertise recieving.
6th red flag; tried to force my head down in oral. I kept resisting with my teeth primed at the ready.
7th red flag; Did the old go to kiss & pull away a few times that these weird controlling types do. So I just turned my head away completely with lack of interest.
8th red flag; whipped the condom off whilst my legs were open then proceeded to wank furiously over me. Within 2 seconds I'd moved. He tried to inch toward my face. I kept moving up the bed.

No way was I having round two with this Jazz-dry bossy assclown, so I ended it half way through & gave him a refund. I didn't say goodbye to him on the way out needless to say. I don't advertise any receiving submissive services. Entitled fuckwhit.

Also just had a nervous one, but off his head on coke, I couldn't tell at first. Handed me £350, went to shower.  We kiss for 5min then he says "oh shit the coke is wearing off, I shouldn't be here, my wife.....". I tell him he can leave. He agrees and tells me to keep the money 

Although it is relief when they leave do you feel bit out of sorts if you got all geared up in the first place

Not even. I'll gladly take £350 to get geared up as opposed to spending 75min having awkward sex with someone I am remotely attracted to.

Also just had a nervous one, but off his head on coke, I couldn't tell at first. Handed me £350, went to shower.  We kiss for 5min then he says "oh shit the coke is wearing off, I shouldn't be here, my wife.....". I tell him he can leave. He agrees and tells me to keep the money 

I would thank my lucky stars his coke wore off in time ( said it before, but clients on drugs are the grimmest of grim, from the village of Grim  )

.. and consider the 350 feasible recompense for having the nerve to turn up on my doorstep high as a kite   

Total stiff who wanted jazz music on. Besides not being able handle nearly 2 hours of torture with that, he kept sniffing every 3 seconds & I was having to repeat myself 3 times. Dunno if it was a weird OCD thing but bad vibes from the outset. He seemed to want to degrade but in a more passive way. .

1st red flag; couldn't follow directions very well on the phone to get here. Then again at the top of the stairs he did a triple take. 
2nd red flag; Didn't want much communication about what he wanted before starting the session. Said he'd emailed me about it when he hadn't. 
3rd red flag; Wanted me to call him boss   
4th red flag; Very dry personality-less start, then he Poked a dry finger across my lips. I pushed his hand away.
5th red flag; Thought he could spank me without asking. I dont advertise recieving.
6th red flag; tried to force my head down in oral. I kept resisting with my teeth primed at the ready.
7th red flag; Did the old go to kiss & pull away a few times that these weird controlling types do. So I just turned my head away completely with lack of interest.
8th red flag; whipped the condom off whilst my legs were open then proceeded to wank furiously over me. Within 2 seconds I'd moved. He tried to inch toward my face. I kept moving up the bed.

No way was I having round two with this Jazz-dry bossy assclown, so I ended it half way through & gave him a refund. I didn't say goodbye to him on the way out needless to say. I don't advertise any receiving submissive services. Entitled fuckwhit.

what's wrong with jazz lol