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Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2205 on: 17 August 2019, 09:31:06 pm »
An interminable half hour in which it was impossible to get him to cum. Nice chap who wants to book longer next time :(
My clothes and bag now stink of stale canabis, though he didn't dare light up while I was there.
There will never be a "next time"  :-X

Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2206 on: 17 August 2019, 09:45:40 pm »
An interminable half hour in which it was impossible to get him to cum. Nice chap who wants to book longer next time :(
My clothes and bag now stink of stale canabis, though he didn't dare light up while I was there.
There will never be a "next time"  :-X
that smell is vile .. :-X

Charmaine

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2207 on: 17 August 2019, 11:02:52 pm »
Had a lovely very enjoyable booking with a new client. After he had gone I went to clean to have a shower and noticed his wallet on the floor . Picket it up and checked inside to find there is cards and money . Fully expecting him to call me back saying he had left his wallet behind. After an hour nothing . So I decided to text him and still no reply . This was 3 hours ago and still no reply.  I suppose he could have another phone and not seen my text or noticed his wallet is missing.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2208 on: 18 August 2019, 11:09:34 pm »
Friday 20:00 Good reservation. Spend 2 minute sex and 25 minute talk to impress me

linglau

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2209 on: 19 August 2019, 01:32:40 pm »
Spend 2 minute sex and 25 minute talk to impress me

A true BFE (boy friend experience) then  :D :D :D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2210 on: 19 August 2019, 03:30:14 pm »
A true BFE (boy friend experience) then  :D :D :D
;D  :D

Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2211 on: 19 August 2019, 08:12:33 pm »
Someone I have known for years as a client, but only books once or twice a year at most.
Wants ASAP and requests bunny girl outfit with stockings and gloves to match? ???

I have never owned such a garment in my life but made-do with a 15 year old 'Body' piece.

 Hours later out walking the dog, I realised I had forgotten all about the gloves.. The one part of this bizarre request I actually owned (though nylon, not "velvet" as per request)  :-\

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2212 on: 19 August 2019, 08:18:05 pm »
Someone I have known for years as a client, but only books once or twice a year at most.
Wants ASAP and requests bunny girl outfit with stockings and gloves to match? ???

I have never owned such a garment in my life but made-do with a 15 year old 'Body' piece.

 Hours later out walking the dog, I realised I had forgotten all about the gloves.. The one part of this bizarre request I actually owned (though nylon, not "velvet" as per request)  :-\

 ;D Bunnies were big in the 60's was he 100 yrs old? They've still got a club here but never met anyone who's been.
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Phoenix

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2213 on: 19 August 2019, 08:31:36 pm »
;D Bunnies were big in the 60's was he 100 yrs old?

Hehe  ;D He's  late 50's/early 60s I think..

I'm just perplexed he hoped I would have that sort of outfit all laid out, ready to drive to his at a moments notice!
I half expected him to be in Hugh Heffner Silk pyjamas and slippers to match me when I arrived..  :D

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2214 on: 19 August 2019, 08:38:20 pm »
Don't we all have that in our wardrobe P! Yes the dudester Heff sprung to mind immediately! Your guys just the right age for Buns to be fapp fodder when he was a kid  ;D

Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2215 on: 19 August 2019, 11:19:00 pm »
Finally got a booking today which was a relief
He complained that he had not been able to get to see me for some reason .
Also that he wanted me to do a set day which I don't guarantee.
He complained about his wife throughout and wore her red thong  :D
His breath was horrid and when he asked to kiss I said I didn't feel like it .
Anyway he walked off looking miserable at the end
I do not care!!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2216 on: 20 August 2019, 01:54:55 pm »
Wanker wanted to stop at around the 45 minute mark, and said he didn’t want to continue, said he was happy to just cuddle. Ran over by 10 minutes and I hopped up and he was like ‘well can I get hand relief before I go?’ And when I said no he got in a huff and kept doing dramatic petulant sighs as he was getting dressed. I was fuming!!!

BangerRacing

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2217 on: 20 August 2019, 04:24:38 pm »
I'd have asked for more money.

Had him in the phone as mass & HR but he asked for an escort booking when i questioned him before arrival. Turns up & asks what he's not allowed to do  ::) so I go into my escort spiel. He looks perplexed then mentions mass & Hr again  ??? so he's paid for half hour so I said I'd strip off to nude for that price & he could touch. He were go indecisive nob head alert. Asks to lick my boobs  :-\ said I can't reach over & wank him at the same time (bad back). I was making excuses not to be slobbered on. He asks how I got into the job & why I do it.  ::) Whilst I'm wanking him he asks what I'm into sexually. I make some shit up to get him off.

Upon leaving he mentions his Dad declining after a nasty fall with NHS negligence then talks about his first grandchild dying, more hospital negligence. Jesus If I wasn't depressed before I certainly am worse now.  :'(

Don't need that shit with PMS & a bad back. Off loaded his balls then offloaded his problems. Don't want to see him again.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2218 on: 20 August 2019, 07:17:35 pm »
Some of my clients use me as their therapist, it can be wearing but I don't mind.

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2219 on: 22 August 2019, 07:41:14 pm »
Two bookings, one immediately after the other, the first client was a pleasure. Five minutes later comes my next advance booking. He booked politely on phone, arrived on time, I knew he was early 60s as and had hearing problems as I repeated everything many times.

He took forever up the stairs as obese and breathing issues, no eye contact and a punched lip with scab. But clean and tidy. Face sour like a jug of lemons. I know he's gonna break my chair and table. Paid up notes, neatly folded and ready. I'm very nice and sweet as I feel a bit sorry for him. His body seemed to be an encumbrance and he's strangely detached from it, anyway I'm watching him and feeling more and more uncomfortable.

I can't work him out, has he been hit on the head? concussion? or is he gonna have a heart attack? I don't want to touch this person. No alcohol smell. I also think he's making me repeat everything as a ploy but can understand everything perfectly. I'm thinking he's got health issues but underneath that he's a bit of a cunt as Amy says.

He can't get into the shower as he's a wide circular shape and has no flexibility. He fiddles with the doors hoping they might come apart. I know he's gonna break my poor little shower doors. He's afraid of slipping, his balance is all wrong. He suddenly says he wants to cancel. I say, yes, but I keep £150 cancellation fee, cause I want him out quick. He offers £100. Nope, £150 as I've arranged my day for him and I'm naked. He's been here 5 minutes. I'm really glad he's leaving and give him the remaining £130, keeping my juicy cancellation fee.

I don't feel threatened but I'm firm. I'm fitter and faster than him and prepared to surpise him if he turns nasty. I watch as he can't work out how to put his trousers on, staring at them for a long, long, time remembering where his legs should go. Then he can't reach his feet to put his socks on.

He calls me 'stupid' as he hobbles down the steepest stairs in London. I've  got your money you chimp so who's the stupid one? £30 per minute I smile in my head.
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