Wish they would read the profiles. Ugh. Had several the last few days just openly admit they hadn’t. So I braced myself to throw them out the minute they did something I don’t advertise on my profile (clearly!), they were thankfully all vanilla basic sessions so no boundaries crossed exactly, except the obvious not having read my info.
I honestly don’t know how to ensure everyone reads it before booking.

I always ask if they have any questions or requests before accepting a booking. Then I send a  brief text confirming my ETA, fee, services and anything else I may want to add ("A quick meet'n'greet with soap and hot water before I arrive please! " is often worth mentioning for example 

I have on my AW profile that I won’t see Black clients . I had a call asking if I was available in the afternoon for an hour . I normally look out of my window to see what the client is like . For some reason I did not do this . He called to say he was here gave him my house number.  Moments later door bell rang . Opened it and standing in front of me was a black guy . I said sorry but it says on my profile I don’t see black clients. He pleaded with me to see him saying that if I was not happy he would leave . He turned out to be one of the best clients I have seen as he was gentle and actually good at giving oral.
I have now removed I won’t see black clients from my AW profile.

A client wanted me to do an outcall miles away from me (just a quicky), so I quoted them a ludicrous price and said I'd need 25% as a deposit. 10mins later they sent me the deposit and I had to go make the hour and a half drive, haha. I ended up staying an hour in the end and they paid me double! Was an odd but fun evening.

A client wanted me to do an outcall miles away from me (just a quicky), so I quoted them a ludicrous price and said I'd need 25% as a deposit. 10mins later they sent me the deposit and I had to go make the hour and a half drive, haha. I ended up staying an hour in the end and they paid me double! Was an odd but fun evening.

A three hour round trip is no walk in the park.
I need a 2hr fee and two coffee breaks for that 😏

 Glad you had a great time though xx

A corpse. Couldn't move. Wouldn't speak. Couldn't cum.
Gave him 1 hand relief but he went floppy I said sweetly 'I don't guarentee an ejaculation, you're probably tired'. I ended the session.
Only so much I am willing to do with zero feedback.

This booking was quickly cancelled by me before it began!

Someone I know. Very very well. The whole circumstances of how I discovered who my next client was supposed to be seems like total fate!

If only I could have taken the booking, But that was definitely a can of worms I didn’t fancy opening!

I've had months of picky gormless newby randoms ringing, asking silly questions, being paranoid, demanding, childish, needy, indecisive, illogical, scared, vague, angry, impatient, chickening out, cancelling, ghosting. So I'm refusing 95% of them. On my website, below my 'normal' priced services I have a ludicrously expensive, 'all you can eat ' gold package. Today a caller booked and came along, no questions asked. I didn't think he'd turn up.

He was respectful, politely laid my money on the table, no fuss or mind games.
He really didn't want much at all, didn't touch me, no sex or dick sucking.
He paid for 2 hours, stayed 90 minutes as he had a meeting and left me a bottle of chilled champagne.
Shouldn't it be nice like this all the time?
Time to raise my fees...

Arrive all pleasant, smiley, polite paid me in the the corridor straight away, took his shoes off without prompting. The perfect customer, right?

He stripped and lay down. I said nice and sweet as pie, 'What would you like?' he said 'I'm not used to SO MANY QUESTIONS      '.  I thought, that escalated quick! Fully blown warfare has been announced! I say gently, 'I just ask because some people like a massage to relax at the start'

Mr Hairtrigger - I'm NOT submissive  .

Pause-Apparently I'm not allowed to speak and even if I don't there's a conversation buzing around the room that only he is privvy to in his wee mind. So I stare at him. You know how you stare at vomit starbursts on the pavement a bit curious and a bit wierded out.

Mr Hairtrigger- I'm NOT FEELING it now  , I'm leaving...keep the money.

He gets dressed leaves, not threatening or rude or anything, seems dissappointed with himself.
Thank you sweet baby jwesus on a skateboard! £150 for 5 minutes work.