Wow this thread is a goldmine!

2 days of reading and I'm still not finished!!
I have one to add.
Recently booked a hotel in South Yorkshire while out with friends...long story short ended up being cut loose and having a hotel room to myself in Sheffield. Decided I should advertise for incalls / as touring given how shockingly awful the Christmas markets were (sorry!).
3 hours pass ... Nothing. At this point I quite depressed about the situation and the day. I decide I'm probably not in the right frame of mind for work. So as im about to give up I receive a text - asking for an hour booking... very little else. I call and he sounds polite, haha why not!?
OMG so glad I went ahead. Now one thing to understand is I don't usually get many Asian men and I have had varied experiences with them. But this bloke ooozed "too nice to be into this"; which is weird as I've never felt that before. Nicely trimmed beard, nerd look with his glasses, great bod ( loved his thighs), well dressed and smelt gorgeous. Started by talking and introducing ourselves but before I knew it we were already 40 mins in! Conscious of time, decided to get things moving by sitting on his lap and kissing. He then surprised me by picking me up and onto the bed where he proceeded with what must of been 30mins of none stop oral - so heavenly that he made me cum (now that's a rarity!!). He noted we were 10mins over offered to stop but given lack any other clients and lack of evening plans I decided fuck it! And thankfully he had the time too! Following all the action and chatting afterwards it must have been 2 and half hours. What a way to solve some depression.
Lovely touch was he messaged afterwards to thank me for the lovely time and apologised for taking up the 2 hours ... Now for some reason I thought it'd be funny to message back saying ... Marry me.

got no reply for 2 days and then a reply "registry date booked!!!"
Now might just make some more plans to pop down to South Yorkshire!