I had a last minute email from an occasional returning client today, he said he understood it was very last minute so I could go over whenever was convenient for me which was nice of him.

Anyway I think he was enjoying himself too much as he wanted to take the condom off and finish on my boobs and he was a bit too late and came in the condom. He was absolutely fuming, soooo gutted that it was actually really funny from my side.

I'm so glad the lights were dimmed because he would definitely been have been able to see me grinning away trying not to crack up laughing  I've not long been home and I'm still giggling now thinking about it.

Had a booking yesterday and I really hit the jackpot!
Showered on arrival, left his shoes and clothes in the bedroom while he showered all I could smell in the room was sweaty feet. After he had showered he still smelt of sweat (arm pits and feet!) then he was naked and he had a tight foreskin and a bent cock! Tried to finger me with sharp dirty nails then after managing 3 positions he went soft and struggled to get hard again before wanking himself off. He then showered again but still smelt of stale sweat.

How can anyone have two showers and still smell?

Had a booking yesterday and I really hit the jackpot!
Showered on arrival, left his shoes and clothes in the bedroom while he showered all I could smell in the room was sweaty feet. After he had showered he still smelt of sweat (arm pits and feet!) then he was naked and he had a tight foreskin and a bent cock! Tried to finger me with sharp dirty nails then after managing 3 positions he went soft and struggled to get hard again before wanking himself off. He then showered again but still smelt of stale sweat.

How can anyone have two showers and still smell?

I reckon they don't wash properly in the shower, so they could have 10 showers and still be dirty things. I was contemplating this morning of keeping a hygiene memo in the shower room.

Usually use another site to vent on but pretty sure he's a member and can't be arsed with the agro.

Farted on in comms, text instead of calling, didn't tell me the services he was after twice despite that being one of the main things I ask over the phone, refused a shower yet was wiffy with his clothes off and kept harping on about leaving me feedback. And kissed weird, like licking my whole mouth quickly then moving away 

Only reason I was so patient with him is because he has loads of good feedback from SPs I know. Serves as a reminder to ignore all feedback and strictly go with my gut.

Now I know he'll put through a booking request and I'd really rather not leave him anything but I know I should do the right thing and at least put a neutral. He was friendly enough but I'm pissed off with myself for letting him get away with stuff other clients wouldn't.

Oh and he was 10minutes late for a 30min booking, but did leave at the time he was supposed to.

Just back from an outcall, mid 20's a little over weight, 5 mins of oral and he shot his load, he then wanted to play PS4 with me for the rest of the booking.

this is nice! x

Really lovely older client (mid 70s) who as he said "recently joined the Parkinsons Club" so had a tremor.

I had explained to him I didn't have a walk in shower but he said "let's make it work!" and we did manage a shared shower.

Being older I was expecting a floppy cock but he was rock hard and was pretty thick!

Absolutely lovely booking. You know when you finish and you know you've made a real difference to the client's life? That.

Totally I recently saw a severely disabled client, who actually for personal reasons didn't even get undressed or out of his chair.

He still had a great time with a naked lady. And actually I was left feeling rather humbled by his acceptance of his limitations together with his unfettered joy at being with me

Regular who I don't see as much as I used to as he works all over the place. Knocked on the door at the time we arranged...and I was upstairs cornered in the bathroom by a frikken HUGE spider! Had my phone with me and he knocked twice and then text saying it's me let me in, had to take a deep breath and rush past the dreaded thing. Opened the door and the first thing he asked was are you okay you're quite pale! Told him I was having a fight with a spider that invaded the bathroom and he laughed and went to move it for me. Made him wash his hands thouroughly before touching me as he just picked it up and chucked it out the window. *shudders*

Was glad it was a reg, I must have looked scared to death! After I calmed down it was some spanking and caning (on me) and he always makes me orgasm before he does. And actually succeeds unlike many others. Enjoyable booking other than at the start!