Gad means yuck! I've not heard it for years. My wee granny from the Highlands used to say it

Nervous young man comes in, pays, lays on bed, as I am touching him, he asks me to sit ob his face. I comply. I think start talking dirty, he blows with in the first few seconds. He is of course shocked, I am not. He then says he wants to go again. I said sure. I sat at the edge of the bed and talked dirty to him again, describing what had just happened, and how he would refer to it again and again, Pop goes the weasel a second time. All accomplished with in 10min! He spends 15 min in the bathroom, washing his mouth like he had eaten shit. Comes out and starts stammering, I take one look at him, and say if you so much as utter that sentence, I will impale you with my stilettos! He yelped and left.  He was going ask me if was safe because he had preformed oral sex on me, Sheesh! I thought to myself, boy I am not the one going about ticking my tongue up strange women's nether regions. 

My regular Sunday morning jogger who does a pitstop on my bed. I used to ask him to shower before service but I don't now. I quite like that sweat smell he gives of ( not bad body odour ) lovely pheromones or whatever its called.
My work phone is now off, sheets are in the wash,  its watching tennis with a shandy for the rest of the day for me

Fabulous!!!      xxx

Did he ask, or you 

Sounds great, I'm envious!

Haha no no him but it'd be tempting to ask him for more. Just never had anyone do that to me before where my body is pretty much shaking from pleasure. Out of breath just thinking about it.

Older gent, lied about his age. Company director, booked a hotel for 2 nights to see me for a 2 hr outcall (a cheap hotel mind)

Got my back up from the start, "how much is it I didn't look at the prices?" brag Mr money bag. Told him the price & oh it says xyz on your website, explained outcalls are more. Says he's got xyz & it's his "incall" so he'll pay me xzy. I got up to grab my bag after giving him a stern look & he hands me a wad of cash 50 more than my rate. Got a real joker here I'm thinking, concerned he's a boundary pusher.

Booking commences, he says he doesn't want full sex, he's impotent. Ties to make me climax, then asks straight after if it was fake  & then literally eats my pussy to "taste it, loves the taste". I laugh inwardly remembering I have a "yeast arrest" pessary up there.  He did it so hard I had to tell him to stop hurting me, practically bit me He stops otherwise I'd have left & he's be left with a bruise or 2. Tries a few more wise cracks on me which I met with sarcastic laughter & fiend interest. Shove anal beads up his arse as far as I can  he pays me compliments & says he's been with crap escorts before.  I make him climax by vigorously wanking his flaccid cock for a few minutes until he climaxes (I think) then he waves both hands in a dismissive fanning fashion, saying "now leave me to sleep". When I come out of the shower he says "I've got all your personal information, I know who you are" Making me a bit paranoid he's been through my handbag. I laugh & read his body language saying "yeah right,you shouldn't joke about that to an escort" at which point he confirms he's joking but says he tried to book me a few years ago when I was under another name but I ignored his texts. Lucky escape.

Thankfully I got to leave earlier than expected, couldn't have stuck another 3 minutes with that arrogant prick.

Nice I always like the quiet shy types, especially when they relax lol

Scottish guy on a work trip to Norway. I gotta admit, I struggled to understand him at times. Not much experience with the accent. >.>