Absolutely horrible night tonight. The first client I saw was a nice guy, but then...
Guy #2 (so high on coke he looked like a speechless little Pokemon):
So whaddaya do?
Me: I'm a student
Pokemon:aaah so what do you study, dick? Hehe
He probably thought he was being hilarious

Guy #3:
Sweaty and smelly, only took a shower when I said I'd ask him to leave if he doesn't; I always leave mouthwash at the sink, but this guy didn't take the hint, so I went back to the bathroom, picked the mouthwash up and gave it to him asking politely if he could pretty please use it; guy stares at the mouthwash, then opens the bottle and drinks it, like two big gulps!

we get to the bedroom, he wants to play 'casting director for a porn movie'-ok, I play along, and he asks me to bend over and 'spread your cheeks-I need to see your personality'.on top of that, tries to push bareback/anal and keeps asking me very personal questions. I dunno how I made it to the end of the booking, was so grossed out and it was soooo weird

I don't get it, I seem to attract dickheads and weirdos lately...