My last booking was with this gorgeous bloke in his 40s who was so good in bed I kept thinking "No! This can't be happening! Whuut?" Also when we were just chatting we got to talking about his son and my nephew and nice things like that. Just a really lovely person, good conversation and easy on the eyes. Would be happy to see him regularly when I'm back to work!!

Ditto...except my dude was mid 30s

Okay I'm usually good at bluffing but - last night turned up at regular's house and mid booking got presented with a box containing a brand new strap on vibrating dildo. Oh course I've used one before....once, not being the particularly physically dominant type but this man is so alpha he doesn't have to even try to be dominant he just is, very stern and clearly used to being in charge and 10 years older than me. Don't really get intimidated by most people but do by him even though he is alway nice to me.

When he asked in a challenging tone if I was going to 'fuck him up the arse hard?' I just about managed to wipe the terrified look off my face and to my embarrassment actually squeaked uncertainly (yes squeaked) 'er yes'. He then positioned himself and what seemed like several excruciating minutes passed as I tried to untangle the wire after I'd put it on. Honestly it felt like being called out in assembly and fucking my old headmaster! I think that this is definitely a gap in my skills set and I'll have to 'try harder' as there is much 'room for improvement'. The other thing was that he took it very readily and obviously has a big interest in it and has been leading up to this for ages (oh my goodness, I think I've been sort of groomed!!!).

I don't offer anal on my profile but for once I was practically grateful that he started on that with me last night. I didn't mind the 'boundary pushing' on this occasion, just glad that I managed to distract him with something. Arh! I'm such a wimp! Must say though that he was otherwise on top form and in spite of being thrown a bit at the start ended up enjoying the booking.

Last booking he turned up 10 minutes late and told me he had forgotten to bring his wallet with him so could he pay the money direct into my account later on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was, not very politely, shown the door!!

One word, horrendous! He was a nobhead disrespectful 24 year old who seemed to go on gor f $&cking ever like a duracell bunny while I was in pain and sweating cobs dying for it to end. He asked to cum on my boobs which is said is fine but DO NOT CUM ON MY FACE OR HAIR.... LIKE, AT ALL!!!! So what does the f$#cking idiot do, cums in my freshly washed hair. Is it so hard to miss my hair, wtf. Wasn't happy.

Two of my bookings yesterday were lovely.

One was a threesome with bf. So relaxed, and ended with them both covering me in an impressive volume of semen. The guy is a highly intelligent journalist and BF and I were really taken by him. He also left us the most flattering field report ever!

The second was a 19 year old(!) I've seen before. Last time it was really hard to get him to finish, and he wasn't that 'into' actual penetration. Anyway, I probed him - he's incredibly shy - and ended up sitting on his face, whipping his balls and ruining his orgasm. He came buckets and keeps texting me, thanking me profusely! I just hope he eventually comes to terms with his fetishes and stops referring to himself as "weird"  I felt soooo much job satisfaction!

BF and I went to a gorgeous house is Marylebone, met the loveliest man, chatted to him and the other couple he'd hired, drank wine, laughed, had sex, laughed some more. It was like a party. We got paid for five hours of pure fun! 

Good morning! Last night I had a client with the tiniest dick ever. It was as small as my thumb . It was so small it felt weird my client not making any mention. I didnt know where to grab it. I offer soft dom services and one of my specialties is tease and denial. He was explaining how he would like that. But I couldnt get it up!!! Used my thumb and
index finger to grab the tiny thing. In the end I made him play with him self and I finished him.
It was a horrible date because he smelled and his tongue looked white  .
Ah well.. made some money and he loved it.... said he will soon call to make another appointment. We will see!

I have never seen a micro penis (official medical word for it) and am still amazed.

I'm sorry but this is the funniest ever hahahahahahaha