650pm and he calls announcing he his here for his 7pm. There are I am almost tripping over trying to get my stockings on, candles lit and chase the cat out the bedroom but on completion, I give him my flat number. It was dark so waited by the door to help him find me and a 6ft giant walks down the pathway. Then I notice his lips...I swear down they were ten times bigger than Leslie Ash's failed lip fillers. I invite him in and he smiles....omg...I was about to provide a service to Bugs Bunny! His teeth were huge!
We start to get down to it and in he leans to kiss me. I thought I might bounce of those huge rubber lips but oh no girls, he puckers up and sucks. My poor lips and tongue were sucked into his mouth and he sucked hard on my bottom lip gripping it with his teeth. If my hands hadn't of been on his chest I may well have been sucked right in.
RO, well all I can say is it felt like bugs bunny on speed as he scraped his teeth through the oral dam. I was trying to work out in my head if I should fake to escape this torture, but scared he might kiss me again, I battled on for a few minutes. He finally surfaced and I said a silent prayer to god for saving me. Moving back up towards me, he proceeds to rub my lady parts and I swear he thought it was a DIY project he was sanding down. Some fakery saved the day and he asked if I wanted to get on top or he should unload over my tits. I mumbled something about loving spunk on my tits just praying for an end and he obliged missing my tits and spraying my brand new bed spread!!
Girls, if you thinking about lip fillers then just ask for his number and you too can be sitting here like me looking like Leslie Ash. Off now to find some vodka and ice to help with the swelling.