How’s this for a disastrous booking.. client had been trying to arrange an outcall for a good few months, on this day it happened to work for us both so deposit was paid and in the diary it goes. First mistake on my part was not checking the parking situation. He lived in a high rise block of flats on a main road, he was good on the phone giving me parking directions but there were no parking spaces, so I had to park about a 10 minute walk away. I had packed my outcall bag at the hotel that day so grabbed it and walked to his house, already texting my 8pm booking that I would be a bit late(it’s 7.15pm and I’m a half hour drive from next client)rush to the flat, client is nice, young, I get all dressed down and ready for him, on the bed kissing and then I’m reaching for my condom pouch… it’s not there. Mortified I’ve left it in the car!! He didn’t have anything on him, I’m thinking right how do I get around this, I’m not losing that money it’s gona take me over a grand today. So I race into the bathroom , fling my clothes on over my flimsy smalls and shout, don’t move! Speed walk to my car in brand new super thin hard Zara sandals and my 32dds nearly knocking me out. Back to the flat again, it’s about 7.45 by now, I’m tearing off my clothes, focused on the job, client looks a bit scared by my post run glow and madness but also thankfully likes it and I’m hobbling back to my car 15 mins later, onto the next one.
He did text later to say he enjoyed our experience lol

An allegedly pleasant smell and apologies to anyone who likes it but...yesterday's client must have showered with Joop, shampooed with Joop, aftershaved with Joop and deodorised with Joop before rolling in a trough of Joop.

I got back in my car stinking of Joop as it's a very cloying smell but even after soaking in the bath and washing my hair I went to sleep unable to get the ghost of the smell out of my imagination. Haunted.

Catch up fab GFE session with a regular who hasn't been able to book for a couple of years. Confirmed on time, arrived on time, brought correct fee (always has but there's been some counting errors, notes left in pockets by other long term not usually a problem regulars). Enjoyed himself, left no later than 5 minutes past official end of time.