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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3150 on: 30 September 2022, 03:44:49 pm »
I earlier on today  saw a guy I have met twice before , his clean , a respectable businessman ,  and he always gives me a big tip , wish they all was like him , makes it so much better doing this kind of work when you get the best and nicest generous ones than them ones who do not want to spend a  penny more and take the piss .

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« Reply #3151 on: 30 September 2022, 03:50:46 pm »
I like when they arrive smelling fresh and  nice aftershave on ,
I can't stand the stinky ones , or  having sweaty smelling pubes  in my face unwashed when doing bjs , like one the other day , I used date a punter a few years back , I  had to tell him wash his arse , a grown man not even know how clean himself yet he did nothing cheap , branded clothes , nice car ect but not best with cleanliness.

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« Reply #3152 on: 30 September 2022, 06:51:30 pm »
New client who made almost all first timer mistakes when booking and it was only my reading him reasonably well which saved the day. He was okay in a hard work but failing upwards kind of way so he was easily manageable. I was left thinking afterwords he had some worldview and therapy issues he needed to sort out including a tendency towards depression. I've easily had worse clients than him but sheesh.

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« Reply #3153 on: 30 September 2022, 07:34:24 pm »
Texted him when he was late because I had somebody else wanting to come, rang me from just outside the tube station (fine), made his way to my street and rang me again for directions (fine) and then asked where there was a cashpoint (ffs), eventually went to cashpoint and arrived ten minutes late into a half hour booking.

Immediately asked to use the toilet and then came out and said he needed to make a work phone call but there was no signal in my flat (bollocks). Told him fine but he had to pay for his booking first and he actually argued with me, so sat on floor in front of the door until he until he stopped pissing about and coughed up half the fee with the rest when he came back.

Went back out and made phone call or whatever, came back and paid the other half, rest of booking uneventful. Saved in my phone as 'good luck with the real world mate'.

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« Reply #3154 on: 30 September 2022, 08:38:41 pm »
Texted him when he was late because I had somebody else wanting to come, rang me from just outside the tube station (fine), made his way to my street and rang me again for directions (fine) and then asked where there was a cashpoint (ffs), eventually went to cashpoint and arrived ten minutes late into a half hour booking.

Immediately asked to use the toilet and then came out and said he needed to make a work phone call but there was no signal in my flat (bollocks). Told him fine but he had to pay for his booking first and he actually argued with me, so sat on floor in front of the door until he until he stopped pissing about and coughed up half the fee with the rest when he came back.

Went back out and made phone call or whatever, came back and paid the other half, rest of booking uneventful. Saved in my phone as 'good luck with the real world mate'.

Good on you for doing that. I too have done that exact thing and demanded half the money.  These twats that think it's fine to turn up late and try to leave with no payment are so stupid and disrespectful.

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« Reply #3155 on: 30 September 2022, 08:54:53 pm »
Good on you for doing that. I too have done that exact thing and demanded half the money.  These twats that think it's fine to turn up late and try to leave with no payment are so stupid and disrespectful.

Well to be fair he was genuine and pleasant enough, just as dumb as a rock. The actual shagging and whatnot was fine.

I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like, but they should surely know that you can't make an appointment with somebody, turn up, go for a piss and then fuck off again leaving them with no way of knowing whether you're coming back, and he'd messed me about enough already.

Likewise with latecomers who expect to get their full time or pay less if they don't; if I book an hour with my PT at one o'clock and I don't turn up until ten past, I still have to pay for it and I'll still be out again at two o'clock sharp because the universe does not revolve around me. I have a very special tone reserved just for people who rock up late and then say things like 'oh I'm a bit pushed now, can we just make it forty five minutes?'  :D

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« Reply #3156 on: 30 September 2022, 10:21:29 pm »
I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like

I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.

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« Reply #3157 on: 01 October 2022, 09:47:02 am »
Well to be fair he was genuine and pleasant enough, just as dumb as a rock. The actual shagging and whatnot was fine.

I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like, but they should surely know that you can't make an appointment with somebody, turn up, go for a piss and then fuck off again leaving them with no way of knowing whether you're coming back, and he'd messed me about enough already.

Likewise with latecomers who expect to get their full time or pay less if they don't; if I book an hour with my PT at one o'clock and I don't turn up until ten past, I still have to pay for it and I'll still be out again at two o'clock sharp because the universe does not revolve around me. I have a very special tone reserved just for people who rock up late and then say things like 'oh I'm a bit pushed now, can we just make it forty five minutes?'  :D

It infuriates me when they behave like this because they would not do this if they had a physio appointment for example.

The chances are the knob would not have come back so least you stood your ground.

Out of curiosity what would you have said if he just said changed my mind too nervous or not what i was expecting? I think unless a bait and switch they should still pay 50% cancellation fee as we lose other work and spend time getting ready.

One client years ago who made out he was too nervous with me but kept me talking asking this and that i knew he was just a look and go and looked like he was erect i demanded cancel fee made him show me all his pockets and he had no money with him. He then said he had a bit in his car after a argument i followed him to his car and got 20 pounds the only money he had for cancellation fee. Found out he did this previously to 4 other women. He drove off red faced and shaking when he left serves him right.

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« Reply #3158 on: 02 October 2022, 09:13:29 pm »
I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.

I've had them turn up and straight away ask to use the bathroom. Now if they were the age of my grandad with prostate issues might be understandable but these are younger guys who haven't travelled that far.
I ask for the fee straight up and make it clear no bathroom before cash.

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« Reply #3159 on: 02 October 2022, 09:51:13 pm »
Out of curiosity what would you have said if he just said changed my mind too nervous or not what i was expecting? I think unless a bait and switch they should still pay 50% cancellation fee as we lose other work and spend time getting ready.

It's never really happened, to be honest  The tiny handful who bottle it have always paid up of their own volition and it's usually already into the booking anyway. I've offered some money back a few times when it's literally been less than five minutes and everybody still has their clothes on, but then I'm very fortunate in that I can normally get another one over in ten-fifteen minutes thanks to my location, so it's win win :D

I've had two, maybe three look and gos that I remember in the whole time I've been working*, both were years ago and I don't think either of those were malicious or preplanned (although one claimed I didn't look like my photos which is one thing I really can't be accused of, so possibly). I still don't believe the numpty the other day had any ill intentions, I think he was just naive and not very bright. Unfortunately it was the end of the week though and I hate finishing on a shit one when I'm not back until Tuesday.

*That's not including Ireland, obviously but even there I didn't get many ::) ;D

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« Reply #3160 on: 02 October 2022, 10:09:35 pm »
Not my last but a 'newbie'. First he sends an unsolicited booking request without checking I was free. I email back, decline the booking and say I'm not free at that time (I was going to get meds from pharmacy) and that he had to phone for appts first as I'm selective. He phones at the time of the original (unsolicited) booking but I'm in the middle of asda and not willing to talk. He them texts something about chatting. Ignored.
Later he does phone, he passes screening (which amazes me). Says he's 56. He turns up, clearly 66.... so I'm massively pissed off as I hate them lying about their ages to see me. He's pushy, rough, bites my clit, pulling me around, towards him etc. I tell him off loads of times. He says I'm delightful and he wants to see me again (are you fuck mate). Makes a comment on me not being slim (I'm an 8-10 and gym fit). Will not be seeing him again. Always the old ones for me who are boundary pushers and entitled.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3161 on: 04 October 2022, 10:33:18 am »
So, yesterday I get the 'Can I cum as many times as I want in the hour?' text.
Id normally say, no, but its been quiet so I say yes.
He gets here. Not bad looking. Clean. But uber boring. No chemistry at the 'chat and business' stage.
I get to my knees and the first one is done in 5 minutes.
He then tells me he only wants oral. Oh no.
I spend the next 45 minutes wanking and sucking a floppy todger, that cums another three times!
I was totally exhausted with a dead arm and lock jaw.
At one point i thought he was snoring, but it turned out to be him groaning.
Never again!
It costs a lot to look this cheap.

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« Reply #3162 on: 04 October 2022, 03:40:09 pm »
My last 2 bookings today  :FF :FF
1. Have seen twice before, nice enough v fit bloke but always in a hurry. Today he asked for a short notice booking and when I said I was out but could get back to the hotel and be ready for him in 30 mins said "You're killing me but ok, 2.20 it is"
Then as it's been a slow day I caved in and agreed to his request for a 15 minute £50 booking which I've never done before but hey ho.
Next he called to say the cashpoint machine wasn't working and could he do bank transfer, to which I said it was cash or nothing. He called a few mins later saying the other machine also not working so I suggested he try the one that's just 1/4 mile away from me. 2 mins after that he rang to say would I just accept bank transfer as he was running out of time and had to be at work at 3pm, to which I said he would not be getting a booking today then.
2. Being showered and dressed and ready for action, I then accepted a short notice 30 minute booking from someone I'd not met before but sounded fine. Not local to the area so I sent details inc where to park and asked him to text me from there once parked. Bang on time he called me so I said I would text him the room directions (cut and pasted) and was waiting by my door for him. It's a 30 second walk from the car park.
After 5 mins no sign of him so I called, no answer. Another few mins and I texted and called - still no answer. 8 mins after saying he was here he appeared from the wrong corner of the hotel courtyard and rushed in past me up the stairs to my room, saying it wasn't easy to find. (No-one else has ever found it a problem)
I had to run up the stairs to keep up and he was pacing around the room looking intently at my work area by the bed - condoms, lube, toys etc - and at the cupboards and all round the room. Made me feel he was really casing the room but  I did my brightest customer service smile and said I'd just need him to make the payment and then if he didn't need a shower he'd just need to wash his hands and then we could enjoy ourselves.
At this he threw himself on the bed, rolled his eyes and asked if he could have just 15 mins instead. I said no, he'd booked 30 mins and that's why I'd sent him a confirmation text. He rolled his eyes again like some surly 13 year old, got back off the bed and flounced down the stairs saying "Forget it then, I'm off" and slammed the door as he went out. Reported and blocked.
It was only when logging onto CE to report him that I spotted my wifI connection had been down when he called and he had 2 warnings for aggressive behaviour and price haggling
« Last Edit: 04 October 2022, 03:50:05 pm by Dandelion »

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« Reply #3163 on: 07 October 2022, 12:45:46 pm »
Finally a booking after an 11 day drought with nowt but TWs. It was all going fine, he seemed ok if very OTT with the compliments. Then he spoiled it by lifting up my panties to take a peek (I do topless only) I told him off then and again at the end as it came up, but it soured the atmosphere for me and made me irritated with him as he knew what he was doing.

Why do they have to do things like that and boundary push, especially disappointing when they are otherwise nice and respectful up to that point 😠

Still at least he left 30 minutes into an hour booking.
« Last Edit: 07 October 2022, 12:55:51 pm by LadyJ »

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« Reply #3164 on: 07 October 2022, 12:57:50 pm »
Finally a booking after an 11 day drought with nowt but TWs. It was all going fine, he seemed ok if very OTT with the compliments. Then he spoiled it by lifting up my panties to take a peek (I do topless only) I told him off then and again at the end as it came up, but it soured the atmosphere for me and made me irritated with him as he knew what he was doing.

Why do they have to do things like that and boundary push, especially disappointing when they are otherwise nice and respectful up to that point 😠

So he touched you around your vagina without permission and you only offer happy ending massage. That is disgusting bordering on criminal.  They should book a full sex worker if they want extra things.