I earlier on today  saw a guy I have met twice before , his clean , a respectable businessman ,  and he always gives me a big tip , wish they all was like him , makes it so much better doing this kind of work when you get the best and nicest generous ones than them ones who do not want to spend a  penny more and take the piss .

New client who made almost all first timer mistakes when booking and it was only my reading him reasonably well which saved the day. He was okay in a hard work but failing upwards kind of way so he was easily manageable. I was left thinking afterwords he had some worldview and therapy issues he needed to sort out including a tendency towards depression. I've easily had worse clients than him but sheesh.

Texted him when he was late because I had somebody else wanting to come, rang me from just outside the tube station (fine), made his way to my street and rang me again for directions (fine) and then asked where there was a cashpoint (ffs), eventually went to cashpoint and arrived ten minutes late into a half hour booking.

Immediately asked to use the toilet and then came out and said he needed to make a work phone call but there was no signal in my flat (bollocks). Told him fine but he had to pay for his booking first and he actually argued with me, so sat on floor in front of the door until he until he stopped pissing about and coughed up half the fee with the rest when he came back.

Went back out and made phone call or whatever, came back and paid the other half, rest of booking uneventful. Saved in my phone as 'good luck with the real world mate'.

Good on you for doing that. I too have done that exact thing and demanded half the money.  These twats that think it's fine to turn up late and try to leave with no payment are so stupid and disrespectful.

I can't reasonably expect them to be familiar with toilet wankers and the like

I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.

I've never had one turn up and hide in the bathroom before disappearing. I have had one or two I felt spent a little too long in there though. I have always wondered if they wanked off before they continued with the rest of their visit.

I've had them turn up and straight away ask to use the bathroom. Now if they were the age of my grandad with prostate issues might be understandable but these are younger guys who haven't travelled that far.
I ask for the fee straight up and make it clear no bathroom before cash.

Not my last but a 'newbie'. First he sends an unsolicited booking request without checking I was free. I email back, decline the booking and say I'm not free at that time (I was going to get meds from pharmacy) and that he had to phone for appts first as I'm selective. He phones at the time of the original (unsolicited) booking but I'm in the middle of asda and not willing to talk. He them texts something about chatting. Ignored.
Later he does phone, he passes screening (which amazes me). Says he's 56. He turns up, clearly 66.... so I'm massively pissed off as I hate them lying about their ages to see me. He's pushy, rough, bites my clit, pulling me around, towards him etc. I tell him off loads of times. He says I'm delightful and he wants to see me again (are you fuck mate). Makes a comment on me not being slim (I'm an 8-10 and gym fit). Will not be seeing him again. Always the old ones for me who are boundary pushers and entitled.

My last 2 bookings today 
1. Have seen twice before, nice enough v fit bloke but always in a hurry. Today he asked for a short notice booking and when I said I was out but could get back to the hotel and be ready for him in 30 mins said "You're killing me but ok, 2.20 it is"
Then as it's been a slow day I caved in and agreed to his request for a 15 minute £50 booking which I've never done before but hey ho.
Next he called to say the cashpoint machine wasn't working and could he do bank transfer, to which I said it was cash or nothing. He called a few mins later saying the other machine also not working so I suggested he try the one that's just 1/4 mile away from me. 2 mins after that he rang to say would I just accept bank transfer as he was running out of time and had to be at work at 3pm, to which I said he would not be getting a booking today then.
2. Being showered and dressed and ready for action, I then accepted a short notice 30 minute booking from someone I'd not met before but sounded fine. Not local to the area so I sent details inc where to park and asked him to text me from there once parked. Bang on time he called me so I said I would text him the room directions (cut and pasted) and was waiting by my door for him. It's a 30 second walk from the car park.
After 5 mins no sign of him so I called, no answer. Another few mins and I texted and called - still no answer. 8 mins after saying he was here he appeared from the wrong corner of the hotel courtyard and rushed in past me up the stairs to my room, saying it wasn't easy to find. (No-one else has ever found it a problem)
I had to run up the stairs to keep up and he was pacing around the room looking intently at my work area by the bed - condoms, lube, toys etc - and at the cupboards and all round the room. Made me feel he was really casing the room but  I did my brightest customer service smile and said I'd just need him to make the payment and then if he didn't need a shower he'd just need to wash his hands and then we could enjoy ourselves.
At this he threw himself on the bed, rolled his eyes and asked if he could have just 15 mins instead. I said no, he'd booked 30 mins and that's why I'd sent him a confirmation text. He rolled his eyes again like some surly 13 year old, got back off the bed and flounced down the stairs saying "Forget it then, I'm off" and slammed the door as he went out. Reported and blocked.
It was only when logging onto CE to report him that I spotted my wifI connection had been down when he called and he had 2 warnings for aggressive behaviour and price haggling

Finally a booking after an 11 day drought with nowt but TWs. It was all going fine, he seemed ok if very OTT with the compliments. Then he spoiled it by lifting up my panties to take a peek (I do topless only) I told him off then and again at the end as it came up, but it soured the atmosphere for me and made me irritated with him as he knew what he was doing.

Why do they have to do things like that and boundary push, especially disappointing when they are otherwise nice and respectful up to that point 😠

So he touched you around your vagina without permission and you only offer happy ending massage. That is disgusting bordering on criminal.  They should book a full sex worker if they want extra things.