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Milf-G

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3090 on: 05 June 2022, 03:16:13 am »
I have never done a 15 min booking before so wanted to test the waters.. but safe to say after that experience it will be last time I ever agree to one

Exactly why I stopped doing 15 mins. Most overstayed, most expected too much (oral, RO, sex in multiple positions) and most were just too much work.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3091 on: 05 June 2022, 12:09:47 pm »
 Early booking with a favourite regular.
Catch up and chat for most of his booking
Massage time spent him talking about his dogs !

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« Reply #3092 on: 12 June 2022, 12:11:54 pm »
My last booking was a 30min one and when I started engaging the usual chit chat, the guy looked at me and said "I don't want to talk"
I was like OKKKKKKKKK
Was so awkward for me as I'm usually a chatterbox

Ana66

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3093 on: 13 June 2022, 12:46:13 am »
Damn, the only client who came today had his dick full of genital warts. As soon as I saw this (which I detected very quickly before engaging in any activities fortunately), I was so angry at him that I purposely made him feel like shit for having the audacity to come to see me with this as well as wasting my time (the guy became bright red of shame lol).
I'm really wondering how can people not be aware that they have obvious health issues down there and they even dare saying that it's nothing. I mean come on !!!!
Fortunately, this type of cases remains relatively rare but still when you get to see this in real life, it makes me reconsider the services I provide  :( :(

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« Reply #3094 on: 13 June 2022, 02:15:45 am »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3095 on: 14 June 2022, 12:33:12 pm »
My last booking was a 30min one and when I started engaging the usual chit chat, the guy looked at me and said "I don't want to talk"
I was like OKKKKKKKKK
Was so awkward for me as I'm usually a chatterbox

That’s so rude!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3096 on: 17 June 2022, 07:56:30 am »
I don't usually post in this thread but my last booking was one of the best I've ever had!  ;D

He was late 30's, so my age, so polite and respectful and we just clicked and hit it off immediately.

He was southern and I'm up north, so it's unlikely I'll see him again as he lives past London  :'(

But what a brilliant booking  ;D

I find all Southerners to be really nice. In fact, I think I like English southern men more than I do the Irish and the Irish are my favourite nation.

I don't get why the southerners have a bad rep for being unfriendly. This is so not true in my experience  :) I find them to be more educated, friendly and polite than northerners and I'm northern myself.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3097 on: 17 June 2022, 02:05:18 pm »
I don't usually post in this thread but my last booking was one of the best I've ever had!  ;D

He was late 30's, so my age, so polite and respectful and we just clicked and hit it off immediately.

He was southern and I'm up north, so it's unlikely I'll see him again as he lives past London  :'(

But what a brilliant booking  ;D

I find all Southerners to be really nice. In fact, I think I like English southern men more than I do the Irish and the Irish are my favourite nation.

I don't get why the southerners have a bad rep for being unfriendly. This is so not true in my experience  :) I find them to be more educated, friendly and polite than northerners and I'm northern myself.

Yep, I'm a Yorkshirewoman but lived in Herts for years, and escorted there 2014–2018 and most clients were lovely.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3098 on: 18 June 2022, 08:58:16 am »
Yep, I'm a Yorkshirewoman but lived in Herts for years, and escorted there 2014–2018 and most clients were lovely.

I think I'm moving down south  :D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3099 on: 06 July 2022, 09:11:40 pm »
My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.

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« Reply #3100 on: 07 July 2022, 08:03:44 am »
My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.
VIle man .

Ana66

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3101 on: 07 July 2022, 09:55:22 am »
My shitty 'luck' with 60+ yr olds.
Said he was 59 (on arrival clearly not - either that or bl00dy tough paper round). I would say at least 65.
On phone I told him to read my do's and dont's.
When we went to room he said he had read it.
Within 2 minutes this fat man is backing me into a corner and did 2 things I state as not to do.
I stopped him on both and reminded him I will ask him to leave if he breaks a don't again.
Flaccid micropenis ugh. I thought no way a condom is going on this.
RO and he bit me down there. I nearly hit the roof and didn't realise what he did at first.
He asked me lots of personal questions which I dodged.
He then admitted to booking me by deception as I had previously told him no via email.
Blocked him the second he left the door.

That's why I decided I won't see guys over 60 years old anymore, I just feel that they don't listen to the rules and tend to push boundaries (also tend to have more skin and health problems I don't want to deal with). Lastly, for some reasons I always find them not discreet at all when they arrive at my place.

A few weeks ago, I had a client coming (around 65 years old). Upon arrival, I give him the exact flat and street details and just let him know to give me a couple more minute to get ready before ringing the bell and this idiot, instead of waiting outside in the street, managed to come in "because someone came down and opened the door" so he said "I entered in the building and waiting you at the reception downstairs".

I was like what the hell ??!! I was so mad. I told him : "first of all there is no "reception" in my building, this is not a hotel, just a normal staircase and second of all my building is super quiet and that's not discreet at all to stay downstairs like that, I told you to wait outside so get out of here NOW and go back in the street and come back when I tell you I'm ready !!"
During the booking, the guy was hard work as well, the type of guy who tells you "my goal is to please you and I will only enjoy our session if I see you getting pleasure"  :-X :-X :-X The guy left early lol
« Last Edit: 07 July 2022, 09:59:04 am by Ana66 »

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3102 on: 07 July 2022, 11:37:02 am »
Ana66 - I really feel like I should probably stop seeing guys this age bit I have had some nice (young) ones. Thing is they lie about their age and although I have got a limit on my profile, they still lie and tell me they're younger. I've said before you're not above my upper limit so why lie. Often they'll drop themselves in it and say they're 56 but in the booking talk about their 60th birthday party next month. I've had that a few times. Idiots.
I've just had so many that push boundaries. I'm early 40s and I really don't like seeing men that old, or old enough to be my dad.
You're right as well they seem to have skin and health problems often and yeah, not discreet at all. They wander around my street looking like they have dementia!
The majority of mid to late 60s get blocked. Very few actually return.
This guy said he'd seen EE girls and was not happy with them. I think it is how he treats women that is the problem. He definitely wasn't 59 so banning 60+ he'd have still have got an appt.
Really puts me in a bad mood.

Ana66

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3103 on: 07 July 2022, 12:56:28 pm »
Ana66 - I really feel like I should probably stop seeing guys this age bit I have had some nice (young) ones. Thing is they lie about their age and although I have got a limit on my profile, they still lie and tell me they're younger. I've said before you're not above my upper limit so why lie. Often they'll drop themselves in it and say they're 56 but in the booking talk about their 60th birthday party next month. I've had that a few times. Idiots.
I've just had so many that push boundaries. I'm early 40s and I really don't like seeing men that old, or old enough to be my dad.
You're right as well they seem to have skin and health problems often and yeah, not discreet at all. They wander around my street looking like they have dementia!
The majority of mid to late 60s get blocked. Very few actually return.
This guy said he'd seen EE girls and was not happy with them. I think it is how he treats women that is the problem. He definitely wasn't 59 so banning 60+ he'd have still have got an appt.
Really puts me in a bad mood.

That's why I don't mention the age limit of people I see on my profile (I have both a lower and upper limit) so that when they text me, they have no reasons to lie about their age since it's not mentioned on my profile and in that case, I tell them "sorry I can't see you because of your age" or I simply ignore them (if they've already included their age in their introductory message).
I think you should do the same and not mention the age limit so it will get rid of a few of them

And yes completely agree on that as well, men who complain about some girls' attitude should sometimes really question themselves as well about their own attitude with the girl and be more aware that the problem actually comes from them (not always the girl's fault)
« Last Edit: 07 July 2022, 12:59:16 pm by Ana66 »

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #3104 on: 07 July 2022, 01:49:13 pm »
That's a really good idea Ana66. I'm going to remove my age limit so they have no reason to lie, although got a Texter at the moment who in October said 42, February said 47 and today said 46 lol