New client and things were going well until I started to feel dizzy and the next thing I had fainted. He managed to catch me before I hit my head. After I came round and had a drink, I felt okay to continue. So we move on and when we get to me giving him a bj, my nose started to bleed EVERYWHERE. I was mortified! He laughed about it all, luckily. So I clean up and we continue and when he puts a toy inside me I realise he had gotten the little bottles of lube and hand sanitizer mixed up  OW!!!

I'm grateful he didn't make a big fuss about it all going wrong and he said at the end that he had enjoyed meeting me. Thank god I didn't get someone who would have complained or been angry about everything.

Saw a regular this morning. Was feeling really horny and asked him to go down on me. Came within a minute then was ready for sex. Made me cum twice inside five minutes. Really rare to cum so quickly but loved every second.

Lucky you! It was a Christmas miracle! 
Damn, must try and get myself off the naughty list and maybe I'll get sent one too 

I still can't believe it, if you saw him in the street you would stare at him! He was actually my penultimate booking of the day and my next booking was the other extreme, a 70+ year old, who is clueless in the bedroom department, he was rubbing one of my bingo wings thinking it was my boob!!!