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nachos

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2835 on: 01 December 2021, 08:43:06 am »
Steroids can give you a footballish,  'moon face' and puffy eyes like an alien...I wonder?
You were waiting for him to start misbehaving, I do that too.
Glad he was so nice.

That's exactly how I felt- really on edge throughout the booking and waiting for him to start misbehaving! I even covered his phone/keys with a towel, because I got paranoid that he might be filming me.

Hahaha and then I thought he will take forever to finish and braced myself, but he was literally a minute!

I apologised profusely in the end, saying I get nervous and shy around new clients, but thankfully he said he didn't notice my skittish behaviour, bless him!

It could have been steroids, but combined with a scab on his head and overall unkempt appearance, I think it was alcohol abuse.

 I ask myself how many suited and booted shiny and groomed city men try and take liberties and act like they are the dogs bollocks whereas this guy was humble, grateful and overall pleasant to deal with. But preconceptions and certain parameters in our heads are so hard to shift. 😒
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« Reply #2836 on: 01 December 2021, 11:26:14 pm »
Rather short chinese man but very friendly, smiley, late 40s/early 50s maybe. In my heels I towered over him. Oral on him, RO, oral on him again, then on to screwing, christ alive he had stamina...I was actually getting pretty tired and I don't usually find that. Maybe a good 30-40 mins of pure fucking till he came. Nice chap but I was done in after that so called it a day. Not often someone leaves me satisfied.

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« Reply #2837 on: 02 December 2021, 02:12:58 pm »
Rather short chinese man but very friendly, smiley, late 40s/early 50s maybe. In my heels I towered over him. Oral on him, RO, oral on him again, then on to screwing, christ alive he had stamina...I was actually getting pretty tired and I don't usually find that. Maybe a good 30-40 mins of pure fucking till he came. Nice chap but I was done in after that so called it a day. Not often someone leaves me satisfied.

Ouchie! He certainly did have some stamina!
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« Reply #2838 on: 02 December 2021, 03:25:10 pm »
Had a really nice British Asian guy around 35 years of age. Very good hygiene everywhere and smelling nice of deodrant and aftershave. He said he cannot stand bad hygiene and no excuse. He is so so right. He was what i call a perfect client. He wanted lots of stroking massaging and gave them to me too and only does everything 100% safe, condoms for everything and finished in half the time. Really good booking.

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« Reply #2839 on: 03 December 2021, 09:34:24 pm »
Had a really nice British Asian guy around 35 years of age. Very good hygiene everywhere and smelling nice of deodrant and aftershave. He said he cannot stand bad hygiene and no excuse. He is so so right. He was what i call a perfect client. He wanted lots of stroking massaging and gave them to me too and only does everything 100% safe, condoms for everything and finished in half the time. Really good booking.

I love it when they smell good, and behave themselves!

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« Reply #2840 on: 03 December 2021, 09:36:58 pm »
Londoners travelling through, seen him before maybe 6 months ago. He was impressed I remembered his job. Nice chap. Came on my Basque though, so that'll need handwashing lol. Nice end to a good day. 2 x 1 hr and 1 x 1.5 hr who tipped me. He was nice too, as was my first, a regular who we always have really good in depth conversations about attractions/chemistry.

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« Reply #2841 on: 07 December 2021, 07:18:16 am »
69 year old Aussie guy. Paid for 2 hours, but he had finished after 20 minutes. Pulled out a bottle of wine from his bag, which we shared over the next hour or so. He told me his life story and of course I was very interested, (whilst keeping an eye on the clock).   He left with 15 mins still to go, and gave me a substantial tip at the door as he left.
Wish more meets were like this!
It costs a lot to look this cheap.

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« Reply #2842 on: 07 December 2021, 10:01:57 am »
Gosh when he walked in, I nearly dropped!! The guy actually looked like an alcoholic with a puffy face and slit-like eyes, with a scab on his head (must have fallen over), but it was clear he wasn't drunk today or even not been drinking.

If I smelled alcohol on him, I would have politely asked him to leave, but I didn't have any grounds to not go through with the booking without being a bitch. So I carried on as normal, berating myself in my head for being so shallow and judgy.

I was like observing us from above as if my spirit left my body lol and going through the motions.
He was totally not what I expected him to be- solid feedback on AW, perfect communications, no weird questions, even immediately paid as soon as he walked in (without being prompted). I know it means f-all and I can't judge the man on what he does to himself as long as it doesn't affect the booking or affect me in any way.
He turned out to be a nice person too, but I still can't shake the weird feeling off.

I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.

The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.

Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).

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« Reply #2843 on: 07 December 2021, 12:52:17 pm »
I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.

The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.

Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).
The carving knife is a bit of a worry tbh.

So icky! That appley fermentation pong is pretty gaggy.

 I've had similar, an affluent guy in nice home which has never been cleaned.

Human grease stained the white chairs grey-black.I  washed all my clothes in dettol.
Clean physically, on some spectrum

Sickly, sweet smell, possibly weed but I'm guessing crack?
I'm not saying crack makes people into nasty-pants as I've had had plenty of recreational crack users who are houseproud, clean and tidy people.
« Last Edit: 07 December 2021, 06:52:11 pm by saltysweet »

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« Reply #2844 on: 07 December 2021, 08:11:42 pm »
Nice black chap, my age, polite, a little shy and new to seeing girls. He wasn't massive down there so was rather pleased. Good fuck, my only one of the day as all other enquiries had CE reports so I don't bother with them.

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« Reply #2845 on: 08 December 2021, 12:08:38 am »
69 year old Aussie guy. Paid for 2 hours, but he had finished after 20 minutes. Pulled out a bottle of wine from his bag, which we shared over the next hour or so. He told me his life story and of course I was very interested, (whilst keeping an eye on the clock).   He left with 15 mins still to go, and gave me a substantial tip at the door as he left.
Wish more meets were like this!


Sounds like a dream! Feels so good to get guys like this every so often!  He would have been even more perfect if he finished in 20 min, left a bottle of wine and a tip, then swiftly departed 😆
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« Reply #2846 on: 08 December 2021, 12:11:31 am »
I had a punter who had a puffy face, really strong fruity smell about him. Adamant he wasn't drinking (I had found out he was convicted of drink driving a few times), said it was the fruit squash from a supermarket in his glass.

The flat was a mess, really rough accomodation (I have lived in a lot of different places, been through difficult times myself so don't judge immediately), he kept blaming just moving in, told me bedding at laundrette, could not see the stain on his tights, found a dirty dinner plate under the bed (and a large carving knife) yet had spent my reasonably high rate deposit and fee(paid by bank transfer). I advised him to spend the money getting some basics, as well as tidying up the food wrappers and drink containers.

Still wonder about the sickly sweet smell (and I won't go back to that building again!).

Ouch! I can imagine what it must have been like! And the knife under the bed was a total 'cherry on a cake' lol. Thank god it all went fine and hopefully we won't have these unsettling experiences again for a long time!
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2847 on: 08 December 2021, 07:47:13 am »

Sounds like a dream! Feels so good to get guys like this every so often!  He would have been even more perfect if he finished in 20 min, left a bottle of wine and a tip, then swiftly departed 😆

Would have been nicer, yes!
It costs a lot to look this cheap.

saltysweet

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« Reply #2848 on: 14 December 2021, 04:20:17 pm »
Booked an expensive 1 hr massage. With BJ.

I could see he was like a bunny in a mincer despite calming words from myself.
He quickly decided he only wanted the front done which I wasn't pleased with.

I pointed out that I provide a carefully worked out routine, but if he doesn't want it that's possible. He agreed, so I started on his feet as time had to be killed s-l-o-w-l-y. I could tell summat was still a bit 'off'. And felt more requests were coming. I felt a bit pissed off as I don't like being 'controlled'.

He decided that he only wanted a BJ. I made sure he knew he was still paying for the whole, entire hour. He was despunked in 1 minute.
Then he agreed he was nervous and carrying 'baggage', but felt lots better. In and out in 20 mins.

On leaving, he asked permission to come back, he was all smiles.
I said 'now we know each other.. yes you can.'


« Last Edit: 15 December 2021, 08:15:52 pm by saltysweet »

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« Reply #2849 on: 15 December 2021, 02:53:25 pm »
Jesus, just had an hour with a regular.

He asked for WS and thigh boots which was fine. Did the watersports then proceeded to put the boots on.

The zip got stuck and for the life of us, neither could get the zip to move and they were so tight I couldn't get it off my foot! We must have spent 10-15 mins oiling, pushing and pulling to get the boot off.

Not really the client's fault but I was so pissed off afterwards. They are going in the fucking bin.