but rent comes first sometimes, I understand.

Exactly!

Tina hope you had a strong  drink after that's vile 🤮

I had a pint of Stella!

LOL

So a client I've seen a few times since I started this work booked an appointment on Friday. He's never come across as particularly needy before but omfg I almost called the whole thing off. I moved just as the pandemic hit and he hasn't been to my new place. There's only allocated parking near my home but there's a handy pay and display lterally 2 minutes walk so that's where I send clients. Once they're parked they get walking directions and my home number. I don't give out my post code as it covers a large area and with trial and error at the outset and trying various ways of getting them here. my current system works best.

He starts complaining (via AW message before the meeting) that I'm being too mysterious and that he deserves my full address as we're not strangers. I stand my ground and say you're getting the same as everyone else and you don't need anything further than the information already given. He continues whining saying he wants to do a dummy run so wants my home number etc. I mean, as if, I do not want random clients wandering around outside my house! Where I live is not on a main road and quite secluded so anyone wandering around would stick out like a sore thumb. He finally gives me a break and we're all good.

He texts roughly ten minutes before the meeting, which is perfect and I send walking directions. The car park is literally 2 minutes away amd includes more than one obvious landmark i.e. nassive building with a clock tower, red post box etc. I mean you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to get lost.

So I wait 5 minutes and he doesn't appear. I text, no response. Then he texts says he can't see any landmarks. I mean it's not even possible to be in the correct place and miss the landmarks. Then he starts complaining that none of my instructions tally and he's giving up. He's now wasted over 20 minutes walking around God knows where. It's all my fault apparently as he didn't get directions in the week. So he gets in his car and goes home. I've lost an hours money and am absolutely fuming. Then he's texting saying oh I know where I went wrong, turned left instead of right out of car park (this is why I say use XXX exit).  He basically ignored all of my written instructions, headed in the complete opposite direction for 20 minutes, blamed me then got back in his car and went home!

He's obviously an ex client now. He was probably under the influence. He's been known to turn up to a booking drunk and not be able to remember where he parked his car. HE DROVE drunk! I mean ffs

A client that asked a barrage of questions, but the best response from me was to the question "how many times have you cum?" to which I replied "No idea, I'm not a human abacus" 

Curvy m
I've had clients who were hyper sensitive react by arching their backs and turning head from side to side
It's odd isn't it !😅

Curvy m
I've had clients who were hyper sensitive react by arching their backs and turning head from side to side
It's odd isn't it !😅

Like something off the Exorcist.  I think it's so false when they act like hat.

Lovely guy sounded older on the phone turned up younger really fit

I had a lovely chinese man the  first that’s ever seen me at my place since I started in calls ,  I only done the odd ones at parlours years back , he was  so pleasant , clean and friendly, I really like these people they never cause problems or anything like some people.