I had breast worship by a very young guy, he was so sweet but kept thinking how uncomfortable it is to get naked with someone young enough for you to have birthed. 

An adorable older chap whose hearing aid interferred with my bluetooth speaker 

An adorable older chap whose hearing aid interferred with my bluetooth speaker 

 

After round one I noticed a brown patch on the duvet cover so I packed my client off to the shower. But not just a skid mark, a sizeable patch which looked more like watery diarrhoea...so I out some towels down for his return and suggested a massage. After the massage he got up only to reveal yet another stain on the towel! And a 60 degree wash later the stain still remains. Needless to say he's blocked!!!

What is the matter with these people?! 

Been in touch with a new client over a week on about booking today
Nearly lost him as another client arrived late just 15 minutes before the first clients allocated time which meant he had to wait 20 mins outside ,
Thought he was going be good in bed how he went on in communication, had the worst reverse oral ever , and at one bit thought he was going pass out with his effort lol
Took forever and didn’t even get hard second round so finished by hand , to top it off he undercut me by £20 my fault not checking cash first , was on about having a overnight but I couldn’t deal with him all night after the crappy performance today plus he doesn’t even want pay much for it .

Yes it definitely was that a nightmare kiss lol
It seemed like a eternity the clock never seemed to speed up ,
He sent a text said sorry for being a flop and he see me again
I told him about undercutting me and how it was not going to happen between us again.
Your client didn’t sound fun with a dick like that 

I had a guy who looked like he was having a fit during climax plus his cock was like a cold thin worm 🤮

ewwwwwww that's actually giving me shudders! Gross!