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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2580 on: 09 April 2021, 03:47:19 am »
Just finished a 45 min and the guy had an unusual looking penis. There was no head as such and the opening was where the frenulum normally is rather than at the end.

It was another one where I unfortunately found it a little unsightly, and I also noticed his pre-cum was rather cloudy and slightly smelly. I didn't realise he was dribbling everywhere too until I saw where his opening actually was and saw it had gone all over the towel.

At that point I got him to lie down whilst I did oral, although I didn't continue with it after a while as I couldn't stand the pre cum and decided to get on with putting a condom on to hurry things along. Nice guy but think I'd have to do owo if he returned.

It sounds like a hypospadia - it's a fairly common birth defect.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2581 on: 09 April 2021, 08:38:07 am »
I assume you meant OW if he returns Maz?
Not that I offer it but if I did there is no way I would if the pre cum was oddly coloured and smelly.

Lol, yes I meant OW!

It sounds like a hypospadia - it's a fairly common birth defect.

Oh I see, never heard of that before
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2582 on: 09 April 2021, 10:02:38 am »
Bookings! but I like cocks as magnormous as they make em! bring it on... ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2583 on: 13 April 2021, 09:40:38 pm »
I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2584 on: 14 April 2021, 09:15:23 am »
I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!

Ewww poor you, that is horrible  :-X
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2585 on: 14 April 2021, 10:42:30 am »
Yuk  :o but I suppose you can look back later on it and chuckle  ;)
Did he still CIM or did the poop stop him in his tracks? :D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2586 on: 14 April 2021, 12:05:49 pm »
Did he acknowledge that he farted in your face...or even apologise? We like the gory details :-X
« Last Edit: 14 April 2021, 02:30:02 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2587 on: 14 April 2021, 12:59:59 pm »
A young Indian guy was trying to convince me that I should get married ASAP and I am coming from poor country (Poland) and defo need money lol.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2588 on: 14 April 2021, 03:33:42 pm »
A young Indian guy was trying to convince me that I should get married ASAP and I am coming from poor country (Poland) and defo need money lol.
How romantic! 

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2589 on: 14 April 2021, 05:19:12 pm »

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2590 on: 15 April 2021, 03:02:44 pm »
I had a booking this afternoon where the guy wanted to be on top in 69 😬 medium to large build too and I’m only small. he was wiggling himself away about to cum whilst he’s in my mouth and wanking him and he farts right in my face, I think I’m scarred for life as I saw the arsehole flare open to let the fart out!!! Lol. I will never again agree to a 69 with the man on top, not just the fart but I was completely squished by him too!

flare open omg that did make me laugh, dirty fucker though yuk

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2591 on: 15 April 2021, 08:05:57 pm »
So friendly, fit marathon running dude, saw me 6 years ago! Skull fucking facial and now I have the zombie chick red-eye.
« Last Edit: 16 April 2021, 02:08:09 am by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2592 on: 21 April 2021, 02:48:34 pm »
Just finished an outcall to a hotel. Lovely guy, ran a bath when he arrived and I had to bath him, wash his hair and depilate his arse and pubic area.

Once all that was done it was into the bedroom and had to massage lotion on the shaved areas, rubbed over his legs. Bit of kissing then oral where he came. Got dressed, bit of chat at the end and then done. Quite a nice, easy booking. Not to mention a bit different for me.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2593 on: 21 April 2021, 04:48:27 pm »
Easy as pie smoking fetish booking  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2594 on: 21 April 2021, 05:12:32 pm »
Uuurgh, back seeing a regular who is pretty smitten, I can normally cope with an hour or two but today was three and it was awful. Here's a nice enough guy and easy to talk to but fucking shit in bed. Weird shape penis, takes ages to come and is so silent I gone it so hard to know of he's cum or is close. Won't cum from oral or handjob. Keeps rubbing my labia like sandpaper and no amount of showing helps.

Everything he does is terrible even kissing but he's nice and good regular money pre covid and now wants to see me loads again. I've tried I really have but he's truly one of the worst ever in bed!!