Author Topic: Describe your last booking (Read 719851 times)

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #2400 on:** 25 September 2020, 03:53:38 pm »

I actually love the sight of a big thick dick but when it comes to sex it is too painful for me and not enjoyable.

Frustrating when you are able to climax but then they ruin it. I have a regular who is great at oral and makes me come all the time with his tongue and often through sex too. Recently though just when I'm about to come he decides to change position then ruining it or sometimes goes floppy at the crucial moment.

Tabby · « **Reply #2401 on:** 25 September 2020, 04:18:37 pm »

Lovely with a well trimmed beard that smelled like lemons

saltysweet · « **Reply #2402 on:** 25 September 2020, 06:22:04 pm »

Lemony beardy....nice.

He was s first time worry-wart so I thought 90/10 he'll walk. He tried but I blanked him, busying myself with other things no engagement or responses to his worry-wart comments and then I 'accidentally' blocked the door with my massage table and fined him £30 cancellation fee.

£10 per minute of my wasted time. Can't grumble apple crumble.

TheLastTime · « **Reply #2403 on:** 25 September 2020, 07:13:58 pm »

Quote from: Jessiegirl on 25 September 2020, 03:53:38 pm

I actually love the sight of a big thick dick but when it comes to sex it is too painful for me and not enjoyable.

Frustrating when you are able to climax but then they ruin it. I have a regular who is great at oral and makes me come all the time with his tongue and often through sex too. Recently though just when I'm about to come he decides to change position then ruining it or sometimes goes floppy at the crucial moment.

Me too. My guys was not just big, it was ginormous! He could’ve been in a circus. Even when he attempted to enter with just the tip it was too painful. But as I said I think he was a used to women not being able to accommodate.

Big I can do, freakishly big and thick, nope. Luckily I haven’t had too many of the freakish dicks.

EvelynWho · « **Reply #2404 on:** 25 September 2020, 11:34:34 pm »

Absolutely horrific clients today.
Last one was a young, muttery mess. Verrrry pushy, asked all the wrong questions and pushed and pushed for answers. Kept going on about wanting to travel together, and your name isn’t really **** what can I call you please?!
Booked for an hour but from the beginning was asking what I’m doing after and if he can stay all evening,
And to top it off hadn’t read my profile and kept trying to insert fingers. Then announced “glad you’re okay with anal!” Hahahaaa waht!?! News to me!

Then wasted 10 minutes of my time at the end insisting on a shower together, another I don’t offer and had already told him twice I wouldn’t be doing.
Finally dressed he goes on about how he’d love to be my friend, what’s your real number I can call you on?
On the way (slooowwwllly) to the door, he asks if I’m leaving now can he have a lift home, save him the taxi costs.

Fuuuuck me.. exhausting. Never again, pleeease for the love of escorts send me some positive client vibes!!

Liverpoolgal123 · « **Reply #2405 on:** 27 September 2020, 10:32:40 am »

Last night I did my first outcall in over a year it also happened to be my first overnight also in over a year, I stopped doing them as I was never comfortable with out calls and it would take me so long to relax and not feel anxious. The client is someone I’ve seen weekly, we get on well and he’s really lovely so assumed I’d be fine but I wasn’t, I just couldn’t relax at all, I was on edge all night. When I first arrived I felt like I was hyperventilating :: He was really understanding and did his best to make me feel calm and comfortable. I did stay the night and tried my best to make sure he enjoyed it but I could tell the night wasn’t what he expected. It didn’t help that his teenage brother was in the house also, although I didn’t see him at all and only heard him use the bathroom. I feel so bad I’ve offered him a 1 hour free booking (in call) Safe to say I’ll never do another out call or over night again

Snow Whitest · « **Reply #2406 on:** 02 October 2020, 10:58:26 pm »

New client. All fine except his breath was rank and he kept grabbing my neck, uh no!

saltysweet · « **Reply #2407 on:** 03 October 2020, 01:24:37 am »

Quote from: Liverpoolgal123 on 27 September 2020, 10:32:40 am

Last night I did my first outcall in over a year it also happened to be my first overnight also in over a year, I stopped doing them as I was never comfortable with out calls and it would take me so long to relax and not feel anxious. The client is someone I’ve seen weekly, we get on well and he’s really lovely so assumed I’d be fine but I wasn’t, I just couldn’t relax at all, I was on edge all night. When I first arrived I felt like I was hyperventilating :: He was really understanding and did his best to make me feel calm and comfortable. I did stay the night and tried my best to make sure he enjoyed it but I could tell the night wasn’t what he expected. It didn’t help that his teenage brother was in the house also, although I didn’t see him at all and only heard him use the bathroom. I feel so bad I’ve offered him a 1 hour free booking (in call) Safe to say I’ll never do another out call or over night again

I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk

Liverpoolgal123 · « **Reply #2408 on:** 03 October 2020, 10:50:06 am »

Quote from: saltysweet on 03 October 2020, 01:24:37 am

I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk

I think the brother being there just made it worse but I think the anxiety and nervousness would of still been there even if the brother wasn’t. Oh god I think I would be an absolute mess if his mother was in the next room. We did the free hour and I made it up to him, he asked for another overnight but an incall next month but I’m not gonna take the booking, when I use to do them I would get tired around 2am-3am but now it’s 11pm

I’m not the nicest when I’m tired

Phoenix · « **Reply #2409 on:** 05 October 2020, 02:39:22 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 03 October 2020, 01:24:37 am

I love how you tacked that little bit on the end. That's not really 'normal' is it? Now wonder you were on edge.
Mind you I had a booking where the client's mum was sleeping next door so who am I to talk

I had similar. He only told me his mother was asleep upstairs once I had arrived.
I was mortified, she was probably roughly my own age (he was early 20's)
I mean, how do you explain that? It was after 11pm and I had only gone as it was on my way home.

Another time, this guy's Dad came knocking on his own front door, back early from the pub.
Thankfully, the client had locked the door and kept the keys in the lock..

These days, I can't work gone 10pm (well I do, but it aint pretty 🤔) and I have a list of questions bigger than the Government's Covid Traveler locater form to hopefully cover most eventualities $:-\$

Nadya · « **Reply #2410 on:** 07 October 2020, 08:40:45 am »

Nasty little (in every way) asshole who lied to me, took me on this long ass walk to his hot as ASS room. I had to ask for water, which I didn't get a chance to even DRINK because he jumped me as soon as he was naked tryin to stick it in straight away (Had to stop him for a condom) then condom on, sticks it in, I am not at all ready. When it is not working he goes for anal, then tries to go for vaginal again, so I tell him to get a new condom, on goes second condom (none of which he cums in) then rips that one off and asks for oral (THE most disgusting taste ever) then cums, without waiting a second puts on a THIRD condom and thinks he can go again, no matter what I try to say about it, insists on trying to have sex with a droopy dick. Finally gives up and asks for some money. Which I returned some of because he booked for two hours and I still had more than my hour rate and was in and out of there in 25 minutes.

OMG.......

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #2411 on:** 09 October 2020, 04:24:37 pm »

Saw a new client with the smallest dick I've seen.

He must have been in his fifties. He got undressed and lay on my bed and all I could see where his balls but no dick.

I tried to get him aroused but no luck still figuring out where it was. He did say he suffered erection problems but this was ridiculous and weird. Said it might help if I slipped my finger in his arse but no way Jose. Then suggested I talk dirty to him but I'm no good at that and sound ridiculous.

He started talking dirty to me telling me what he wanted to do with me but I was ready to give up at this point and then I saw some movement. I managed to get him semi hard and it was less than two inches so sex was out of the question.

I just wanked him off for a few minutes and it was over thank goodness.

Probably one of the weirdest experiences I've had in this job.

saltysweet · « **Reply #2412 on:** 09 October 2020, 05:05:18 pm »

Oddly they never seem to help with hunt the genitals. Apparently its buried in the scrotum or trapped hostage in belly fat. it's like being an archaelogist digging through the fleshy layers

Can't believe I had an actual proper polite nice man, full of smiles, no headfuk games or Cory haggling. Reminds me of pre pandemic britain.I gave him a super massage with a side of botty spanking and he did some reiki on me when he was done and dressed which I've never had before.

washingline · « **Reply #2413 on:** 10 October 2020, 07:55:13 am »

Quote from: Jessiegirl on 09 October 2020, 04:24:37 pm

Saw a new client with the smallest dick I've seen.

He must have been in his fifties. He got undressed and lay on my bed and all I could see where his balls but no dick.

I tried to get him aroused but no luck still figuring out where it was. He did say he suffered erection problems but this was ridiculous and weird. Said it might help if I slipped my finger in his arse but no way Jose. Then suggested I talk dirty to him but I'm no good at that and sound ridiculous.

He started talking dirty to me telling me what he wanted to do with me but I was ready to give up at this point and then I saw some movement. I managed to get him semi hard and it was less than two inches so sex was out of the question.

I just wanked him off for a few minutes and it was over thank goodness.

Probably one of the weirdest experiences I've had in this job.

Should have got your magnifying glass out

LOL

SamLilly · « **Reply #2414 on:** 11 October 2020, 11:04:28 pm »

Looked like a pig with his f**k face.

In other news I sorted my shopping list out for the week in that time and plans for next few weeks in my head.

Other then that lovely chap.

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