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EnglishAmy40

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2340 on: 27 July 2020, 01:28:54 pm »
Just had a newbie and wouldn't see him again. Nice looking but stinky arse.

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2341 on: 27 July 2020, 02:26:05 pm »
Just had an old man with the most disgusting cock that I thought I was gonna throw up all over, He was clean and his dick wasn’t covered in lumps or marks or anything, but he had one of those cocks where it was sore when his foreskin was pushed back and he had like a mushroom head and he wanted oral with a handjob for an hour and he said he had read my FAQs, in one of them it states that I will not do one sexual act for a whole hour and so I explained to him that my hand gets sore after 5 mins of hand relief, never mind an hour and if he read my FAQ, like he said he did then he could’ve made the choice to go with someone else, he came out with the old “this is my first time” but he looked very much like a man that used to frequent the sauna, and they’re closed just now so obviously they’re gonna have to hit up independents for the time being, and after he came then he asked how long he had left and in my experience then AW clients don’t tend to ask this, well he sat until it was exactly one hour and they’re very time orientated in saunas, I know they are paying for a time but if your not gonna talk and you don’t want pop number 2, and nor did he want to do anything to me, thankfuck, then just leave, we sat there in silence as it was like pulling teeth trying to conversation with him.

He was well over 65 and lots of men this age have weepy cocks and he was weeping instantly, this makes me sick, if it had stunk too then I would’ve thought he had an STI but it was clean. Still yuck yuck yuck though!

Snow Whitest

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2342 on: 27 July 2020, 07:17:28 pm »
One 1.5 hour booking today with someone I saw last December. Not unpleasant but I couldn't scrub the smell of his cigarette breath offa me!
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EnglishAmy40

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2343 on: 27 July 2020, 07:45:27 pm »
Oh god, cackling here at mushroom knob.

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2344 on: 27 July 2020, 10:47:18 pm »
Oh god, cackling here at mushroom knob.

Not a shiitake mushroom either, 🤣🤣 this was a full on chestnut mushroom!! Big and just 🤢🤢

Snow Whitest

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2345 on: 07 August 2020, 07:14:59 pm »
Did half hour with a real sweetheart. First time seeing him, but he's seen one of my friends so wasn't a complete unknown entity. Was in a wheelchair which was a first for me but was all good...
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by arseholes.” Sigmund Freud”

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2346 on: 09 August 2020, 01:16:02 pm »
Gave a bloke his first rimming experience. Think it's safe to say he enjoyed it... First time I've ever had to mop cum off my bedroom wall...
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Jadebear

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2347 on: 11 August 2020, 03:32:22 pm »
So i don't like overnights as I love my sleep and get grumpy as i can't sleep next to a complete stranger but decided to do a day version of an overnight with a regular who is lovely, we agreed for 10am-8pm but I added multiple times that we wouldn't be snagging for the whole 10 hours. Must say, easiest booking ever and actually really nice. I needed a chill day out! Watched 2 films and telly then watched him wank himself after for about 2 hours. I would definitely be up for that again!

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2348 on: 11 August 2020, 08:22:30 pm »
So i don't like overnights as I love my sleep and get grumpy as i can't sleep next to a complete stranger but decided to do a day version of an overnight with a regular who is lovely, we agreed for 10am-8pm but I added multiple times that we wouldn't be snagging for the whole 10 hours. Must say, easiest booking ever and actually really nice. I needed a chill day out! Watched 2 films and telly then watched him wank himself after for about 2 hours. I would definitely be up for that again!
He wanked for 2 hours?!

Jadebear

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2349 on: 11 August 2020, 10:34:19 pm »
Pretty much! He's into edging himself! It's impressive as I'd be hella bored but we all like what we like!

TantricTease

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« Reply #2350 on: 12 August 2020, 06:45:45 am »
Pretty much! He's into edging himself! It's impressive as I'd be hella bored but we all like what we like!
It really does go to show that men really can hold their come in and yet when I’ve had sex in real life then they don’t seem to last as long as men that pay for it!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2351 on: 12 August 2020, 05:39:54 pm »
An hour today with a real sweetheart. Only issue was his girthy cock banging away for bloody ages with no sign of coming! In this heat too
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fallen angel

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2352 on: 12 August 2020, 07:47:16 pm »
It really does go to show that men really can hold their come in and yet when I’ve had sex in real life then they don’t seem to last as long as men that pay for it!

Thankfully I've mainly found the opposite in my real sex life but then I do tend to go for younger fit guys.

The irritating thing about clients holding it in is that they often get to a point when they can't cum when they finally want to  :FF    All that fruitless banging away that we then have to endure or call time

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2353 on: 13 August 2020, 06:28:31 am »
Thankfully I've mainly found the opposite in my real sex life but then I do tend to go for younger fit guys.

The irritating thing about clients holding it in is that they often get to a point when they can't cum when they finally want to  :FF    All that fruitless banging away that we then have to endure or call time
Imo it’s not normal to for a man to take an hour to come unless he has A. Just wanted first B. Is on meds that stops him coming or C. Has a porn addiction therefore normal sex won’t do it for him, plus I’ve spoken to men that say it hurts their cock to hammer away for so long!

Jessiegirl

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2354 on: 13 August 2020, 03:59:21 pm »
Had a request to do 69 which I haven't done in a long time. The guy came in my mouth although I've stopped offering this.

At first was pissed off and went to kiss him with his spunk running down my mouth. He moved away so quickly I had to stop myself from laughing and calmed down.

I told him I don't do cim and its not shown on my profile as my likes. He said he was trying to tell me he was about to cum.

Normally I can tell when a guys gonna cum by seeing the reaction on their face but got caught out this time.

Does anyone remind client you don't do cim before you start as I may start doing this.