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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2325 on: 05 July 2020, 11:16:20 am »
He wants 15 minutes sex which I don't offer, so I ask '...are you capable of doing it in 15 minutes?' 'Yes sure, I'm 55 in very good condition! :P '. I can read the future in his tea leaves but I get ready anyway. 'Can I have some oral?' No, you  booked sex not oral'. One minute into the session his equipment is broken and says 'This has never happened before  :-[ '.
Must have lied about his age, and be in very poor condition  :)

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2326 on: 06 July 2020, 12:01:23 pm »
 ;D ...unfortunately I had to do some ego stroking, he seemed so distraught, like his hamster died.

As he was leaving he said, 'I suppose you need the money', as if there was some debate about dead dick refunds.
« Last Edit: 08 July 2020, 05:17:09 am by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2327 on: 06 July 2020, 08:52:18 pm »
A two hour booking with my favourite client. I've been seeing him on a monthly basis for over two years now and he's just a joy to host. He never touches me and is more than happy with a chat and a HJ. I actually forget sometimes that I'm actually working and to start on the sex stuff!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2328 on: 07 July 2020, 06:59:46 am »
Every escorts nightmare, client had a funny turn and nearly collapsed on me! He recovered and was fine thankfully.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2329 on: 22 July 2020, 06:51:15 pm »
I've been doing this job longer than I want to admit, and until last Friday had only ever had two look and leaves. One said I was too slim (result), the other said he could smell smoke. Friday I had this guy calling me a few times for a 7.30 booking. He wanted no stockings and skyscraper heels. My radar was alerted because for me, men who make requests want the bloody earth. He turns up.  Said he'd left some money in the car and he'd be back. He was clocking me. Now I don't open the door dressed up incase the neighbours happen to pass by right at that moment so I had skinny jeans and a tee on. Undies underneath, freshly bathed ready to put dress and heels on. It's such a knock to the ego when it happens. I asked if he'd just wanted to come view me first and he said yes as he's been caught out before. I told him I didn't wanna see him and chucked him out. Git. He was obviously a viewer. My photos are real too.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2330 on: 23 July 2020, 09:12:56 pm »
I am having a wonderful time with a regular who has booked two separate rooms in the Royal marriot Bristol hard to believe yes I have my separate room it feels like a holiday and not work at all everything is on my terms God I wish they were all like him 😂😂 I must admit this is even making me more nervous to get back to work full time and to start again after having a long break due to COVID

Thoroughly Modern Millie

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2331 on: 25 July 2020, 03:37:55 pm »
Entitled about covers it. Shortened the timings without informing me, and incorrectly assumed what the new fee would be. Then acted like a petulant child when I made him pay me the fee we’d agreed on, and what I had confirmed with him.

CelesteManchester

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2332 on: 25 July 2020, 05:22:34 pm »
Entitled about covers it. Shortened the timings without informing me, and incorrectly assumed what the new fee would be. Then acted like a petulant child when I made him pay me the fee we’d agreed on, and what I had confirmed with him.

Oh I HATE this. Or they go the opposite way & I had this just the other day. We’d agreed on a hhr, but he brings a donation for an hour. Now I KNOW he’s not giving a damn tip that large, so I say, “Were you wanting to stay longer?”

Yeah, an hour.

“Ohhh. Gosh, I must’ve missed your text on that! Did you check with me to see if I was able to accommodate that?”

Uh. No.

As it happened, I couldn’t do an hour bc I had someone directly after him, but it aggravated the hell out of me. It’s such a great example of how they think we sit around with bated breath waiting for the phone to ring, & it’s not true.😡🪓
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TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2333 on: 25 July 2020, 05:27:33 pm »
Had a good one hour booking with a man who only wanted a 69 and then we spoke for the rest of the time, I thought he was normal but yesterday he proved me wrong and I was fuming so I have now blocked him. He texted me about a booking and I said that was fine and then he texted and asked if we could go through to my living room and cuddle on the sofa (hate cuddling punters, it’s weird imo) and I texted back that I only work in my spare room, well he did something that should perhaps be “how not to book” thread but nevertheless, I’m sticking it here as he was my last booking, he said “well don’t make this work, make it a date” >:D and I typed out a long angry message to send back and then I thought to myself that I’ll probably end up being written about badly, so I erased it and just sent a simple “booking is cancelled” text and then blocked him...I can’t believe I didn’t sus him out the first time as i usually have great intuition for these types..chancing prick.

CelesteManchester

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« Reply #2334 on: 26 July 2020, 02:36:20 pm »
Had a good one hour booking with a man who only wanted a 69 and then we spoke for the rest of the time, I thought he was normal but yesterday he proved me wrong and I was fuming so I have now blocked him. He texted me about a booking and I said that was fine and then he texted and asked if we could go through to my living room and cuddle on the sofa (hate cuddling punters, it’s weird imo) and I texted back that I only work in my spare room, well he did something that should perhaps be “how not to book” thread but nevertheless, I’m sticking it here as he was my last booking, he said “well don’t make this work, make it a date” >:D and I typed out a long angry message to send back and then I thought to myself that I’ll probably end up being written about badly, so I erased it and just sent a simple “booking is cancelled” text and then blocked him...I can’t believe I didn’t sus him out the first time as i usually have great intuition for these types..chancing prick.

Yeah if I wanted a date, “mate” as you guys would say😀, I’d go out on one & not be working. Dumb bastard🪓.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2335 on: 26 July 2020, 03:36:08 pm »
14 mins he was a bit rough and tried anal even thought we'd not agreed on it. I will report him to client eye and wouldn't see again

Nadya

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2336 on: 26 July 2020, 03:45:09 pm »
He asked me if I had a boyfriend and then he asked me out on....a.....date.....

*groan*  :FF

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2337 on: 26 July 2020, 03:59:05 pm »
He asked me if I had a boyfriend and then he asked me out on....a.....date.....

*groan*  :FF

They clearly think that having a sp girlfriend would be great because they think, most likely, that they would get sex whenever THEY wanted it, not realising that as your not being paid then you would most likely only have sex when YOU wanted it and were horny..I don’t have time for these deluded knobheads anymore and it’s starting to show now with my interactions..my patience is shot to fuck.🤬

Nadya

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« Reply #2338 on: 26 July 2020, 07:11:49 pm »
They clearly think that having a sp girlfriend would be great because they think, most likely, that they would get sex whenever THEY wanted it, not realising that as your not being paid then you would most likely only have sex when YOU wanted it and were horny..I don’t have time for these deluded knobheads anymore and it’s starting to show now with my interactions..my patience is shot to fuck.🤬

Mine is too, foh realz!  And he was pretty unattractive I mean, dude....you are much more older and more infirm than my father. Jeez.

TantricTease

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #2339 on: 26 July 2020, 08:15:06 pm »
Mine is too, foh realz!  And he was pretty unattractive I mean, dude....you are much more older and more infirm than my father. Jeez.

I had one the other evening that asked me to turn his booking into a free date 🤢 and he was well punching with me, he was fat, greasy looking and had brown crooked teeth, I feel insulted when really ugly guys think they’re in with a chance but middle aged men are known to have HDS - Hotness Deluded Syndrome, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, when a woman looks in the mirror then she adds on ugly slights that aren’t there and she perceives herself to be less attractive than she is, and with some men then they do the total opposite and because I’ve had sex with him before, due to being paid and due to it being MY JOB, then in his deluded brain he probably thinks I carried out the booking with him because I thought he was handsome! Overweight men with bad teeth ain’t and never will be “my” thing!