I hope this makes y'all scream with laughter as much as it did me.
Kid (25) wants a MS (mother/son) RP. I hate doing them but it's easier with the younger fellows bc it at least makes sense. With the 60 year olds it's flat out disgusting. Unfortunately he gives me fuck all to go on for the scenario, argh.
Comes in & we sit down, I say ok babe, throw me a bone here. Gotta have something. The more info you give me, the more I can tailor it to what YOU want, yadda yadda yadda.
"Well, I've always had a thing for my grandmother."
Wut?🤦🏼♀️😯
"And I always loved giving her foot rubs."
Okkkkkkk.
It was by far the weirdest & most hysterical booking I've ever had. At 1 point he's on his knees in front of me, I have a high heel on his thigh, he's just whacking himself off while I'm saying, "That right, you're Grandmas dirty boy, aren't you? Be good for Grandma or I won't leave you anything in the WILL!"
Then he gets me on the bed & starts stuffing my toes in his mouth ~ men love my damn feet, I don't know what it is ~ & panting, "omg Grandma, you're so fucking sexy, I love you so much!"
"Thats right baby, treat Grandma right or there won't be any college $$ for you!" Mind you, I'm making this all up on the fly since he gave me nothing to go on.
I'm lying there thinking, "Do not laugh Celeste. Do not laugh do not laugh FFS do not laugh!!!!"
I didn't even even have to DO him (thank the powers that be); he lost control & finished on my tummy🤦🏼♀️.
He's texted nonstop since, & thank god he was deployed this week bc I couldn't have handled him again, lmao.
There's been some MS RPs where I've wanted to cram a handful of Xanax (ok, 2) down my throat after they left bc I felt so dirty, but I just laughed & shook my head after he left.
So now I've apparently veered into GILF territory 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️. I ain't too happy about that lol. I also charged him more bc of the extra weirdness hahahaha.
My main concern is, is your grandmother still alive??? What are holidays like? Ewwww.
