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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1980 on: 22 April 2019, 09:15:11 pm »
HAHAHAHHAAA WHAT?! Did he bring his own or ask you to supply the magnifying glass? Lmfao that’s amazing wow.
One of my first clients was a Japanese chap who just wanted to stroke my skin, kept calling me porcelain, telling me how much he ‘wanted skin just like this’, ‘the veins are perfect’.
I got major Buffalo Bill vibes like he was sizing me up for a jacket or something. Most nervous hour of my life. Lol

He brought his own magnifying glass. He also couldn't find my house as he didn't understand that British streets are normally even numbers on one side, odd on the other.

Yeah I was kind of worried he was sizing me up for some kind of weird shit! Thankfully he never contacted me again. Maybe under his magnifying glass my pussy was substandard 😂
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1981 on: 22 April 2019, 10:53:25 pm »
Yous are killing me  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1982 on: 23 April 2019, 11:32:46 am »
Very off putting for you!

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1983 on: 23 April 2019, 04:36:41 pm »
Between the missing limb, vanishing beard and magnifying glass...you're spoiling us rotten you lot! ;D

DIY wank while I watch and cum on face 2 minutes...a spectacular man-mountain, body builder who could crush a coconut with his thumb :P :P :P  Identical job to the one 15 minutes before, but he had a mere mortal's body.
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Rosesugar

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1984 on: 23 April 2019, 06:01:16 pm »
Fab client just lovely person .
Feel really great after 2 bookings today  :)

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1985 on: 23 April 2019, 06:55:46 pm »
I had a guy that just wanted to massage 'Me' for 90 mins and brought me some lovely pink lillies

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1986 on: 23 April 2019, 08:23:20 pm »
I had a guy that just wanted to massage 'Me' for 90 mins and brought me some lovely pink lillies
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1987 on: 24 April 2019, 06:19:34 pm »
He was lovely personality and body I wish I had dressed up ad made up more but had a hard day and put myself together not the best
Regret

saltysweet

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1988 on: 24 April 2019, 08:25:52 pm »
Had about five identical nervous callers who don't listen and interrupt and accepted the least manic one. I agreed, then thought fuck it....cancel him, eat. He was on the tube so I could only text him, 'sorry can't do you, you're too hyper'. He  arrives at the landmark 15 minutes later and acts like everything's still rollin'. Turned out to be a sweet guy at the end of a stressful day. I wonder if he simply ignored my text?  :)
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1989 on: 24 April 2019, 09:03:16 pm »
I recently had a most depressing booking.  It’s always the same.  If I have AT up (which is rare) you can guarantee I will get some kind of jerk.

They pass the screening but then turn into knobs during the booking.  This one the guy was obviously more used to PSE or treating the woman like a thing, both things I explicitly say I don’t offer.

Aside from being on the defensive about seemingly everything, the particular thing I objected to was he kept pushing my head down or trying to hold it down during oral.  I kept swatting his hands away, I cannot bear it when guys do that, he eventually got the message just as I was about to talk sternly to him.  I’d already had to tell him not to be too rough.

I actually cried after it really shook me up.  He was also fucking patronising and obviously surprised during the chat after that I actually could talk about books and other stuff - knob.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1990 on: 24 April 2019, 11:42:13 pm »
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1991 on: 25 April 2019, 01:25:42 am »
Sinful & Synthetic ~
I tossed out a quote from Hamlet to a client the other day & he was just pole axed. He's all, "did you just say something from Shakespeare?" super bitchy & of course my temper got up😡. I stared at him coldly & said "I was raised in academia. My father is a linguistics professor at 1 of the top universities in the country. Pretty sure I speak more languages than you & I've traveled to 5 continents."

Christ on a pony, they think we're all fucking drug addicts that never graduated high school🔨🔨.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1992 on: 25 April 2019, 09:24:38 am »
Re: the lady who had the disappearing beard man  ;D

I saw some incredible vintage 1960'S films on youtube which showed men who could not grow a strong thick beard would have customised ones fitted. They thought it gave them a sophisticated look. Quite amusing to watch! Maybe this client of yours did the same as you would have seen the evidence if he had shaved a real one off in your bathroom? Why would he do that anyway? Going home or back to work with a beard in his pocket just cracks me up!

My last booking was a second visit from a friendly man who had the right attitude and was cheerful to talk to. Straightforward to service and was happy to leave before time was up. Said he will be back as soon as he can manage it.  Ideal client.  :)

SimplySinful

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1993 on: 25 April 2019, 11:46:16 am »
Some of those knobs are hard work but the worst comes when they start talking.
I had a condescending rich twat today. Paid me a tip upfront, then was pushing boundaries.
It was unpleasant enough but the conversation I had with him afterward was the most insulting part of the booking. Arrogant twat.

The beauty of this job is that I will block him and never see him again, instead of being stuck with him if he was my boss.
Hope that this will boost your morale too, SimplySinful.  :)

Thanks Synthetic sounds pretty much like my twat

Sinful & Synthetic ~
I tossed out a quote from Hamlet to a client the other day & he was just pole axed. He's all, "did you just say something from Shakespeare?" super bitchy & of course my temper got up😡. I stared at him coldly & said "I was raised in academia. My father is a linguistics professor at 1 of the top universities in the country. Pretty sure I speak more languages than you & I've traveled to 5 continents."

Christ on a pony, they think we're all fucking drug addicts that never graduated high school🔨🔨.

Yep exactly this.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1994 on: 25 April 2019, 11:47:51 am »
Re: the lady who had the disappearing beard man  ;D


I think he must have stuffed it into a pocket. He definitely hadn’t shaved it haha!
 Figured maybe he didn’t want to be seen on cctv or recognised coming into the hotel maybe ?? Idfk tbh. Was very strange haha !!