Thankfully it wasn't a full hour booking.
The dirtiest place ever. It was really disgusting. Walked through the door it was fine, led into a living room and wow. Asked me if I would like a drink. Declined. Went to the bedroom and thankfully better. The bathroom, I couldn't use. Not sure when it had been last cleaned.
Never left a place as quick. He was thankfully clean.
Went home. Hot shower and scrub.

He's one I wont be seeing again.

A very standard booking, completely nice and unremarkable except..
..at the end as he sat up to answer a call, I bent to kiss his cheek before heading for the bathroom. Caught him unexpectedly mid-burp ( his ) and got the full force of his last night' meal. Well, I'm assuming it wasn't his breakfast? -Garlic/meat/onions/herbs...
 Early on a Sunday morning it took all my mental strength not to throw up there and then.
 

Eughh! I can stand some icky messy things in this job but that is horrible.

2 hour strap on session. My thighs are throbbing. Who knew how exhausting it was to slow fuck from a man's perspective?!!!

He wanted me to fuck him 'speed bump' in a 'loving and intimate' manner..... :-S but may look into a rocking xhair for other matters!!

To be fair, he was an utter dream in comparison to the 30 min I had before him who insisted on licking his fingers (with very smelly breath - so smelly saliva) then rubbing my nipples before running his filthy hands through my freshly washed hair (which I purposefully tie back after they arrive to avoid such situations). Give me sore thighs over saliva hair any day! I swear, it's as if some of them think up the most annoying thing to do to us, then do it, just because they think they can.

I had a Londoner today who happened to be in my area as a one off for work and am I glad I booked him in?!

I had a good feeling about him when he contacted me and was hoping I’d be able to fit him in and he didn’t half deliver. Perfect client and he said if I ever travel down to London to contact him and he’s sure he’ll find a way to get to me

He was tall, good looking, held a really good conversation, had a great laugh with him and great in bed too. Loads of fun!

A seasoned punter but an odd one. In every aspect, he was the ideal client until the end.
I arrived and he was welcoming, polite, jolly and chatty. We had a bit of a chat and got down to it.
20 minutes later I'd finished him off and I popped to the bathroom quickly. Came back and it was like he had a personality transplant.
He seemed really pissed off about something. Told me he was finished so I went to get dressed. Came back out, chatting to him but he was giving short monotonous answers.
Asked him if he was ok - yup.
Asked him if he was basically sure we were finished - yup.
Got my stuff and left. Only thing I can think of is that he wanted the oral/handjob to last the full hour and i finished him too soon. But still, his problem as that's why I offer shorter bookings.
Going to be interesting to see what FB he leaves me now on AW