Happened twice to me :-/  No body knows why !
First time nerves,  financial, guilt, forgot to take Viagra  , last minute change of mind, gay but trying women then changed mind ?

a middle aged man who sees me once a month.....comes in,sits on my bed and has a few tears...his wifes in a wheelchair and he feels guilty coming to see me ...doesn't affect his perfomance tho.......

Last booking was yesterday and as I made almost my weekly target I am not complaining. All new clients yesterday which is quite unusual for me.

Anyway the last one was a guy of 62 who was one of the nosey buggers. Ok booking but it was have you got someone after me? and what did your husband do? and do you own this place?

I answered him politely but told him he was a nosey cheeky monkey so kept it light. A shame he has gone into my do not see again list as if he had not been so pokeynosey I would probably have seen him again.

Goodness me, what a crazy week! I've now just had an old school acquaintance see me, he didn't tell me he knew me but booked correctly so there was no reason not to see him. Only clocked when he was in the bloody room! I said 'I know you don't I?!' He said yes and I then proceeded to ask for my rate and carried on with the booking. He was always quite sweet back then and not much has changed so I wasn't worried about a backlash (let's face it that's all I need right now!) but now the booking is over he has just asked for my personal number to which I replied that it was best to contact me on my work phone as no one else knows what I do. I think I'll be always unavailable for this one as it could get too complicated for my liking. 

The past two weeks have been really slow for me. That pushed me to accept a booking today on 10 minutes notice from a client I have seen before, i didnt like him from before... but was a half hour and things have been slow.

So he showed up on time. I asked him to ring when he was parked, but he came straight to my door! F*** cheek!  I let him in and told him off but he is oblivious of any wrong doing. Booking proceeds, he wants to kiss, I'm already put off by him by this point. I say no tongue, and he then asks....Why no tongue? I said because I don't like it. He then says, 'well, you give oral so whats the difference,' 

ME: ( breath in... stay calm...20 mins to go and the booking finished...stay calm..)'

HIM: Are you married?

HIM: How many clients have you seen today? is anyone coming in after me? whats your real name?

ME:(patience wearing thin.) let's keep things light, and not ask questions of that nature.

HIM: kisses me and pushed his slobbery tongue straight into my mouth.

ME: I already asked you not to do that?

HIM: but I don't understand why not. Then he proceeds to try stroke my face...Which I decline and ask him not to touch my face. His hands felt like sandpaper 

 

I was really pissed off with this annoying c***,  encouraged him to finish and then leave. Never seeing him again.

Bought me my favourite perfume (I was actually running out and was planning to get some and I was really happy!!) and made me cum vaginally (very hard for me as I?m kinky and generally speaking like anal) and was such a nice client to see. Very happy bunny indeed!

A large man who farted very loudly when I gave him hand relief
His face went bright red and lept up off my bed  after he climaxed !!

  OMG i would have burst out laughing