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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1455 on: 30 May 2017, 11:07:55 am »
Ok so yesterday I had a client arrive who was blatently on drugs I asked him if he had been partying he said no. he couldn't get a hard on glazed eyes etc. Tried to bullshit me had been at the gym! Load of crap as he spent ages in my bathroom and there was white residue on the floor when he left. Anyway cut the long story short when he laid down on the bed and I started sucking his pinky I could smell a distinct shitty smell and he moved for us to get into a 69 there was a shit stain. And moved again another shit stain. I could see at this point that he was trying to cover it with his damp towel from the shower and had realised at this stage what he had done with narcotics taking a toll your insides etc.I really wanted to vomit but held it together as I am a professional. He gave up eventually because he could not get an erection but left asking to make another booking for next week etc. He is not coming back after shitting on the bed. Saved in my phone as shit c**t I am damaged and very disturbed after this vile human. I posted in another thread but I think it's more appropriate here.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1456 on: 30 May 2017, 03:28:05 pm »
That's gross. You should have charged extra to get it cleaned.

Just saw a client I had seen before a couple of times who wasn't able to cum the previous two times. I kind of feel a bit of a failure if they don't cum. So this time I was hoping for third time lucky.

Started with kissing and a bj then moved onto the bed for sex in doggy. Finally after 20 mins he said he was about to cum and did.

I was concerned if he didn't cum this time around he might stop seeing me so was pleased with the booking and think he will become a regular now.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1457 on: 30 May 2017, 08:47:18 pm »
I couldn't even say anything I was so horrified.
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1458 on: 31 May 2017, 12:07:39 am »
Holy moley Megan! That sounds like an absolute nightmare! Arghh I would be furious if I were you, you poor thing!

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1459 on: 17 June 2017, 03:11:51 pm »
Guy said he'd been with his wife since age 16 and had never touched another woman. He was in his 40s, but had never gone down on a woman, never had a blowjob, nothing! He was awfully nervous and kept apologising and asking permission for every little thing - at one point he blushed bright red and asked if I could fulfil his wild fantasy to get a handjob while standing up. ;D

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1460 on: 17 June 2017, 05:09:50 pm »
I often get guys whose partner either don't give bjs or not good at them.
My last booking with  regular l hadn't seen in a while. Gave lovely oral making me cum. My first orgasm in ages. Left me tingling after. Finished off in doggy.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1461 on: 17 June 2017, 05:34:43 pm »
A new client for a 30 minute booking early this afternoon. He was done and dusted in approx 15 minutes, not because he didn't enjoy himself but because due to the weather he was execeptionally horny and didn't last very long!

Just protected oral and sex, very pleasant polite guy.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1462 on: 18 June 2017, 01:34:16 am »
Actually not a very good experience..
I've been really unlucky with every Italian client so far...
Very hairy guy, couldn't get hard whatsoever, wanted me to suck his balls non stop or he would go down on me, but was very rough (his facial hair as well) I kept on asking politely for him to be more gentle, he would for a minute then boom again full on not thinking if I'm actually in pain so I stopped him. He started kissing my body, neck etc and suddenly getting rougher again. Told him to go 10 mins before the time was up, was fed up, just looked in the mirror and got a big hickey on my neck, freaking brilliant.. :-/

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1463 on: 18 June 2017, 12:27:05 pm »
My first ever booking with a female client last night!!

I was kinda nervous before she arrived, a bit like my first few bookings, just from not knowing what to expect.

I had nothing to worry about, she just wanted kissing, fingering and oral, no toys. She came 3 times in 40 mins so I was pretty pleased with myself, haha  :D
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sweetmilf

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1464 on: 18 June 2017, 03:51:04 pm »
It's always worth being patient as I learned in this industry.

Had a really pleasant guy, who was quite late for the booking.

I nearly thought he wasn't gonna show.  Then just when I thought I was going to text him, he arrived.
He paid fully for the time he booked and left on time.  He didn't automatically expect to "over-run" as a result of his late arrival.  I wouldn't have minded, but he was polite.  I was very impressed. 

JustAnotherHooker

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1465 on: 18 June 2017, 05:53:11 pm »
My last booking was a newbie for a 15 minute quickie & in these I only provide owo & cim, he was very surprised that I was "great at bj's" as "most girls I go with are crap, very beautiful looking but crap at oral and your..." (Not so beautiful was what I believe he wanted to say...) "...really good at oral, I'll be back so can I save your number"? Me " of course you can save my number", inside I just thought 'if you put me down again then I'm gonna chomp down on your nuts' lol!!

I hate when they make me feel anything less than a goddess, hez paying me!! Pffft

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1466 on: 19 June 2017, 08:29:19 pm »
I'm on tour.. arrived yesterday was just planning on resting but phones were ringing so decided to see a few clients ..

So yesterday was officially assh*ole day.

1st one text saying he was 10 mins away from Heathrow and wanted details. I gave him hotel name and asked him to call me and said he couldn't because he was driving. After he parked up he rang and said I want 30mins. I told him I don't do 30min appointments and that's why he needs to call before he arrives. The hotel has a cash machine so he said he will get more money for the full hour. Arrives in the room and says he couldn't get anymore cash and if I would do 30 mins and wouldn't leave. I ended up kicking him out of the room  (around 7pm).
Then messages me at 1am saying 'would you do 30mins now'  :FF

Next one lovely guy, young polite and clean. After his hour he asked if I fancied getting something to eat. I had a long day of travelling and was hungry so I said yea ok. Had a lovely meal then the whole 'will you be my girlfriend' talk started  :FF he was holding my hand in public and behaving like we were a couple  :FF

Final one last night. Lovely young kid.. Who started telling me about his problems and how he got caught two timing his girlfriend and what's my advice on what he should do? Dude you should  leave and let me effing sleep, that's what you should do ;D
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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1467 on: 21 June 2017, 03:22:33 pm »
New client in his 50's started getting stroppy saying it wasn't what he expected 30 minutes into the hour. So I repeated that he was asked at the start of the booking what he wanted off my list. He  then got quite critical on his way to the top of the stairsI was temped to push him down them, first time this has ever happened to me in 2 years. I made a point of letting him know I was pissed off at his lack of discretion when outside. I'd given him very a detailed text with my location but he still got confused & shouted out the number staying on the phone when people were outside next door. Prick.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1468 on: 21 June 2017, 10:18:11 pm »
Had a 45 min booking with an Australian guy who it turned out was deaf and mute!He only let slip he was deaf when I asked him to ring when he arrived.I had to text him step by step directions.The fact he was mute I only found out when he was through the door.
We managed though with hand signals,mimes and facial expressions and he was a lovely guy.

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Re: Describe your last booking
« Reply #1469 on: 21 June 2017, 11:34:55 pm »
Next to last booking was a complete nightmare, a guy who I'd actually saved previously to not see again but had changed his number, and when he arrived I felt too intimidated to tell him to go. Predictably he was a complete nightmare and I ended up telling him to fuck off and never call me again!

Luckily my last of the day was a real sweetie, mixed middle eastern/european heritage. Had a great session with him, shared shower, back rub, anal play, etc. He came twice. Absolutely lovely guy and really took that bad taste out of my mouth from the previous dickhead!
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The undiscovered continent for you to undress