Had another one who I love ( y, know) great booking always gives me a massage ,top to toe , most weeks , he's lovely but I went to touch him and he said " oh god don't touch it"
I only touched the end briefly and he went off but I tried to get in my mouth quick ( thinking keep tidy again) but because of his position he had to run around the bed , anyway it was as he was literally going off.
I thought I'd got it and he carried on giving me a massage , then he said bloody hell and I'm not kidding it was all running down my bedroom wall....all I thought and said was " shit everyone knows I've got a cold ( told regs on phone) and it looks like I've sneezed from my bed and it's all running down my wall " ...I never would of noticed and there was loads of it , not helped by the colour of my walls ..looked like the worst phlegmy sneeze you've ever seen !