I'm super PMSed at the moment so everything narks me off at the moment anyway
Has a client earlier - he is a lovely bloke - but all the way through intercourse he just kept breathing directly onto my face. Seriously, I could taste his lunch (thankfully onion free). Every time I turned my face, he turned his in the same direction so I must have had about 15 mins of a facial sauna
I can't even sleep with a partner breathing in my face so having it in a client situation was just a total ARRRGHHH go away!! moment.
Knew there was a reason I prefer doggystyle!!
*wipes steamy face and cracks open the Ben & Jerrys with shit TV*
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