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Jadebear

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3165 on: 20 September 2020, 10:58:46 pm »
Ask for a shower before a 15 min booking. Just me or is that unreasonable?

Hahaha i would've included it in his time! Oh sorry, 8 minutes left to go. And goodbye!

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3166 on: 21 September 2020, 12:03:28 pm »

Too right, bloody cheapskates wanting to mess up your bathroom, use hot water and towels for a booking that is already hardly worth your while!

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3167 on: 21 September 2020, 12:07:40 pm »
Hot, soapy flannel with dettol on, give him a quick nurse-rub job done.
If you're really posh, savlon.
« Last Edit: 21 September 2020, 12:32:12 pm by saltysweet »
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3168 on: 21 September 2020, 12:19:53 pm »
Hot, soapy flannel with dettol on, give him a quick nurse rub job done.
If you're really posh, savlon.

Haha SS you do make me laugh with your no nonsense approach and getting the dettol out!
Going to make it sting but great for the sadists amongst us lol.
Something along those lines definitely a good idea though

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3169 on: 21 September 2020, 12:31:13 pm »
 ;D
Yeah like I'll let the human guineapigs have first dibbs at eating the food that's been sitting in those restaurant freezers for the past 4 months.

Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3170 on: 21 September 2020, 01:38:56 pm »
Hahaha i would've included it in his time! Oh sorry, 8 minutes left to go. And goodbye!

hahaha that I would do.

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3171 on: 21 September 2020, 05:34:59 pm »

Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

Nadya

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3172 on: 22 September 2020, 04:20:43 pm »
Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

I swear we are being trolled by bored blokes sometimes, if you have you don't do something, they want to send a ridiculous message starting with 'I want to book you to do it'.

Since I put up that I am not interested in hardsports I have had a few emails asking me to crap and fart on them......grrrrrr


Cass

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3173 on: 23 September 2020, 07:34:29 pm »
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Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

I don't take bookings by text and I say so on my ads, this week I've literally had 3 guys ask why I say I don't reply to texts...by text  :FF