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Erotic flower

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conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« on: 10 July 2015, 03:59:24 pm »
I find this really uncomfortable and they don't tell me their cock wont get up or hard or perform, they lie there waiting on me to perform magic! this is often in an hour booking, they become  nervous or embarrassed
I now chat about other options ie role plays what turns them on what gets them going still a struggle I do a full body massage on them  if I have then exhausted all options money back and let them leave 
maybe we should be called magicians  ;)

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #1 on: 10 July 2015, 04:21:58 pm »
I wouldn't give them money back if they can't get it up.If they have an issue then they should be telling you this from the off.Some guys know full well they struggle with erections plus you can still make a man cum quite often even if they are soft with a blowie.If they have sat there for most of their appointment while you have done your best with a flaccid cock and little direction then why should you refund?

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #2 on: 10 July 2015, 05:44:08 pm »
I just say, 'Looks like he's not playing today,' and they always agree and are very amenable to other options. I find guys know they have ED and it doesn't seem to faze them. I give them advice on Viagra and other means of stimulation and we end up having a chat whilst they play with me, although they do still get pleasure from oral without getting hard.
As for a refund.... I charge for my time.  ;D

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2015, 07:46:21 pm »
If you are a doctor your responsibility would be to treat them for sexual problems.
Are you confusing roles?
Guys who don't cum or premature already know they have long
term sexual problems...but hide it from you.
It's a dishonest transaction.

I never refund fees if the man is incapable of performing.
He has mental or medical problems that are outside of our job description.
It's go nothing to do with you as an escort.
I laugh it off and make a joke, ' bet you'll wank yourself silly tonight!'

I don't get sucked into his insecurities or medical issues.
« Last Edit: 10 July 2015, 08:16:44 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #4 on: 10 July 2015, 07:53:26 pm »
No money back for them, ever! Not my problem if they're having difficulties. They are paying for my time after all.

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #6 on: 11 July 2015, 04:40:46 am »
So you spend half the booking trying to get them up and after all that work and strain then hand their money back when they can't manage it? I don't give a refund for any reason no matter if they think I've given them a bad service or we haven't clicked. They pay for our time not to assess our sexual prowess.

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #7 on: 11 July 2015, 06:48:08 am »
ladies I shall not be refunding for manufacturing faults from now on thanks for your advice ... ;)

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #8 on: 12 July 2015, 03:47:42 pm »
manufacturing faults

priceless... ;D ......(that goes into my hooker phrase book right now)
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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #9 on: 13 July 2015, 12:43:15 pm »
Rule number 1.
No refunds or exchanges allowed on personal goods!

I remember a client once who couldn't get it up & as the booking was coming to an he ran to the bathroom to try and get himself hard. I did contemplate offering a little more time as he was moaning about the cost etc but he'd already gone 10 minutes over. Id be interested to know how strict ladies are timing in this instance...?


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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #10 on: 13 July 2015, 12:52:23 pm »
Rule number 1.
No refunds or exchanges allowed on personal goods!

I remember a client once who couldn't get it up & as the booking was coming to an he ran to the bathroom to try and get himself hard. I did contemplate offering a little more time as he was moaning about the cost etc but he'd already gone 10 minutes over. Id be interested to know how strict ladies are timing in this instance...?

Utterly strict. Ten minutes out of pity but my sympathy decreases with moaning.

Extra time is usually because they're well on their way to cumming and I know they're going to pop within a couple of minutes or because we've had a great time and are now cuddling and chatting.

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #11 on: 13 July 2015, 04:12:22 pm »
Rule number 1.
No refunds or exchanges allowed on personal goods!

I remember a client once who couldn't get it up & as the booking was coming to an he ran to the bathroom to try and get himself hard. I did contemplate offering a little more time as he was moaning about the cost etc but he'd already gone 10 minutes over. Id be interested to know how strict ladies are timing in this instance...?

The only time I've run over is when I was in my last booking and was genuinely enjoying chatting to the guy. Otherwise they get kicked straight out!

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #12 on: 14 July 2015, 10:54:27 am »
I had WG friends in the past who used to go for lunch with their clients before a booking. When I questioned them on how much extra they charged...Nothing!

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Re: conversations to have when the cock dosnt work !
« Reply #13 on: 14 July 2015, 04:07:26 pm »
On the dot.
If they're annoying....earlier.

« Last Edit: 14 July 2015, 04:12:56 pm by cheesypeas »
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