I’ve just received a text about my upcoming tour.
“Hi Name, I see you are coming to X next week. I don’t know if you’re using a private rental or a hotel but if it’s in the town, the parking is really difficult and you might actually lose clients. I would stay outside the town centre. Just a suggestion. I’m planning on seeing you when you’re here.”
Signed off with his name - insert “ARSEHOLE”.
This has really wound me up. The sheer presumption on his part that I must be:
1) New and clueless
2) Need advice on how to run my own business
3) Actually interested in seeing him
4) Give a flying fuck what he thinks
These men never cease to amaze me.
Thank God for the invention of the “block” function.