This thread reminds me of a client from back in February.

He originally contacted me via email on AW about a 2 hour booking and I emailed back and advised him that I only take bookings with new clients over the telephone and he emailed back that “that’s not necessary as I have an AW account”, I said that may be but it means nothing really and that my screening procedure IS to talk to the guy first, no exceptions at all. 

He tried to get out of giving me his number and what he wanted to do, and wait til you hear this, was for me to email him my postcode and then when he was close to it he would then call me from a callbox near to mines and I would be able to talk to him and to give him me address! I said that giving him my postcode was just giving him my address without the door number (I have no major landmarks close by so it has to be my street) and that without speaking to him then I was going against my own screening procedure, and he replied with “well it all depends on how much you trust me doesn’t it”, and that was the point where he thought I was fucking stupid, yet it’s him being stupid for insulting my intelligence!

I replied “well considering up to now that you have only emailed me on a sex for sale website and to me your just a random so I don’t trust you one iota”, and he emailed back “yes quite right” and eventually called me, booked me and he was absolutely okay but I did pull him up in the booking and asked if he presumed I was stupid because I was a hooker, his face went red and he started to splutter and I then added, “now imagine if I made a sweeping statement about you just because you pay for sex, if that was the case then you would be a fat old smelly man who wanted to talk about teenage girls and wanted bareback sex, how would you feel then”, he glared at me and said “yes point taken”!

I don’t think he will be back as I got the feeling he likes his birds to only speak when spoken too! Prick that he is!!🤣🤣