Quote from: Green Carnation on 24 January 2013, 09:27:11 am

About 5 years ago, I had an overnight with a guy with a massive floppy cock. No matter what I did it just wouldn't get hard. I played with him for 3hours+, and it was still the same. This was the sloooowest few hours ever. He kept saying 'i can do this all night'. Not to mention we started the 'fun' as soon as we got to his place, without dinner, drink or even a glass of water. This was the only time I ever terminated any appointment, because I just couldn't take it anymore. After over 3 hours and another statement of 'i can do this all night', i just went to the bathroom, put my clothes on and gave him half the money back, and left. If he had warned me that he wanted to play all night, and had a massive floppy cock that never gets hard, I would have never visited him. Nightmare!

Cocaine?

I had a client that kept telling me proudly he could go hours and hours, telling me to ask the other girls, they'd tell me how long he could go for. Ok, but he said this at least 15 odd times in an hr...

He didn't take any drugs when he was with me, and he didn't look, or smell like he had been sniffing cocaine. I've had a few of those big fat cocks that never get really hard, but those were all short appointments except this overnight from hell.

Proper cocaine doesn't smell of anything, it's an anesthetic so it will numb the nose!
Best way to describe a cocaine user is like a drunk, without the slavering idiotness! Just supremely confident

Guys on coke are a pain in the arse.

Dear Orchid

I don?t think that you need to end the appointment. You have given him your time and if it was pleasurable, it does not need to culminate with an orgasm.

There are several reasons why your client did not orgasm, based on my experience:-

1.   Firstly, if a client early on in a booking feels like he might orgasm, he may decide to hold back. I find that ?holding back? in gents of a more mature age i.e. 50 and up can lead to an inability to orgasm later.

2.   Secondly, larger penises are harder to fill with blood, as a man ages the odds of failure to launch increase. (Although I have also encountered the cock that is a semi and appears to be at half-mast and then the client has an orgasm much to my surprise.)

3.   Thirdly, poppers are a drug from the 80?s so normally clients who do poppers are older. Also, I find that men who do poppers and wank often have less responsive cocks. My best suggestion is to play with yourself and ask him to play with himself. Nine times out of ten, I have found that these guys are quite rough with their cocks, squeezing it really hard or wanking really fast and that is why your technique is not working.

4.   If it is none of the above, then you should also note that poppers is a muscle relaxant even though it is an aphrodisiac. I have removed the paragraph below from a brochure I found online about poppers.

       ?Inhalation of alkyl nitrite into the human body causes vasodilation due to the release of the nitrite ion into the blood stream. This has a short-term effect of muscle relaxation, which is beneficial particularly for angina pectoris sufferers. The compound is said not to have an effect directly on the human heart, but this is rather a secondary effect due to muscle relaxation. Butyl nitrite and isobutyl nitrite also offer a distinctive scent which is said to have an aphrodisiac effect.?

Personally, I am not a big fan of the poppers client and avoid them upfront if they declare their fetish. However, sometimes you are surprised in the room and there is nothing you can do. If you find yourself in these circumstances, try your best to make the client feel relaxed and at ease and not put any additional psychological pressure on him because he may just be anxious. When the clock is up and nothing has happened, explain your position and excuse yourself politely

Regards

Claire

i think the the onus is on them to get hard really 

For heavens sake ladies. It's so easy. Just write the letter of the alphabet on his cock. Then write numbers 1 to 1000. Gently gliding your hand. It passes the time. No reason to leave appointment early.

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Ive just choked and spat wine everywhere!! Lmfao !! 

If they can't get hard, maybe a hj or suggest ask if they'd like to watch you. If you've done your best to be soothing then most people won't have any issue with you, they realize that it's there issue.

Haha Juicy Lucy,   the very thought of  writing on a soft 2 inch Tiddler  1 to 1000 made me snort with a mouthful of mateus and choked... Im easily entertained x xx