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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: MisssophieH on 12 May 2018, 11:08:51 pm
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Does anyone else get clients who always ask you what turns you on and how they can make you cum(I don't get why they do this I just want to turn round and be like I don't care- ideally I want it to be as easy as possible, I literally just want your money!) And then you just fake it the entire time and they are stupid enough to believe you came like a 100 times in an hour. Well I get this alot and I think I need to stop faking orgasms so much because some of them now think theyre god's gift in the bedroom and should take a shot of being straight male escorts! This despite being them usually being very average to bad looking with very poor social skills and bad to average sex skills. Being relatively new to escorting I'm most surprised at how delusional some men can be !! Also some of them that are closer in she keep asking me if I want to meet up for drinks or dates for free. I don't understand how they don't get that they're paying me to be nice to them and I don't really want to fuck or spend time with them.
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Does anyone else get clients who always ask you what turns you on and how they can make you cum(I don't get why they do this I just want to turn round and be like I don't care- ideally I want it to be as easy as possible, I literally just want your money!) And then you just fake it the entire time and they are stupid enough to believe you came like a 100 times in an hour. Well I get this alot and I think I need to stop faking orgasms so much because some of them now think theyre god's gift in the bedroom and should take a shot of being straight male escorts! This despite being them usually being very average to bad looking with very poor social skills and bad to average sex skills. Being relatively new to escorting I'm most surprised at how delusional some men can be !! Also some of them that are closer in she keep asking me if I want to meet up for drinks or dates for free. I don't understand how they don't get that they're paying me to be nice to them and I don't really want to fuck or spend time with them.
I’ve been working in this game for 12 years on+off and I’m still totally in disbelief at the delusions of most men that pay for sex, they could be the most intelligent guy on earth EXCEPT when it comes to the dynamics of prostitution, it’s such a myth that we do the job for the sole reason of having sex, it’s laughable and I’m often speechless at the stuff that comes out of their mouth with regards to the job and I don’t think that will EVER change so get used to delusional foolish men because they’re gonna keep you in business so I say guys, keep deluding yourselves into thinking we’re all just horny for any old cock!!
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Oh and all escorts get asked ‘what turns you on’ and yes it’s fucking annoying but you just have to play the game and make their little fantasies come true & tell them what they want to hear, (they are paying for the lie even if they don’t realise it!) within reason and as long as you’re comfy with it obviously. I mainly just tell them that I get completely turned on by turning them on and if that fails then I’ll say RO and/or watching you wank (only if they are really hard to make cum) so that they take over themselves and in the process they think I’m turned on too, it’s a win win ;D
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They get turned on by the whole concept of being fabulous in bed that they turned a woman on made her Cum.
Many have had to book an Escort because they haven't been able to get a girlfriend or wife for some years.
Their attitude, personality approach is just so off putting they pay ladies who tolerate them. Boost their little ego up!
They think' oh maybe I'm good in bed I could be a male Escort or she really fancies me I shall ask her for drinks could get free Sex even from her.'!!!
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Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' ;D I'm going to test that out !!
And yep alot of them I do just tolerate sometimes my toleration diminishes when they say seriously ridiculous things like 'you should be paying me' it's like ohhh please xxx.
God this forum already feels like a life saver to rant about the annoying ones to people who get it -thanks ladies xx
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Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' ;D I'm going to test that out !!
Actually I've always wanted to say is 'what turns me on is the sound of you wanking .......... in a cupboard' >:D
I hate it when they think they could be a male escort and then start asking me 'what do you think of my cock?' type questions. I know I'm meant to say it's superb but I just can't lie to that degree.
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Yep I get the “you should be paying me” line I just give myself a pat on the back for faking really well as I’m usually planning what I’m going to do for the rest of the day in my head. Other lines like I came to see you a few week ago do you remember? Er no honey I’ve forgotten you as soon as I shut the door! Drinks/dates yes all the time and these get blocked now because I just cannot be bothered even explaining that my job is to make them feel good for however long they book and I get paid to do it!
The other ones who look at me puzzled and say “oh you class this as work” the last one who said it I merely looked him up and down and said oh yes it’s definitely work hahahs
The majority are delusional and get me exasperated most times 98% of the men I see have absolutely no idea how a woman’s body works and are unbelievably bad in bed poor buggers. Still they are led with their dicks and can’t see beyond that poor pathetic little creatures hahahaha
As to the what turns you on I just say shoes when they laugh and say I mean in the bedroom I just say let’s just let things develop organically due to the fact that the only thing that turns me on with a client is them getting dressed and leaving me my wages
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Hahaha Miss harlequin I laughed out loud at your comments!! God it is annoying when they ask you if you remember them or even worse 'can you wear the same outfit as last time' I'm like I can't remember who you are let alone the outfit xx
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Hahahaha
Yes this is a common deluded problem for a lot. Some old ugly punter i want to make you cum loads so you fully enjoy it too.
I once had to fake about 15 orgasms in 1 hour because he was obsessed with that and i just thought how stupid are you to really think i have come 15 times. Some do believe they are a Sex god unfortunately it is never true.
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The guys who go on about being great with oral are almost always crap. OTOH the ones who don't shout about it can be fucking fantastic. I've just had a guy go down on me so well that I left a wet patch on the duvet and his face was dripping :D
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The guys who go on about being great with oral are almost always crap. OTOH the ones who don't shout about it can be fucking fantastic. I've just had a guy go down on me so well that I left a wet patch on the duvet and his face was dripping :D
You are so right on this the many i have had boast how good they are are mostly shit and have no idea how to do it. Maybe some of this comes from the glowing feedback reports that some sex workers leave them how genius they are at it.
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Lols!
I recognise all the types.....there is clearly such a thing as being 'too good at your job', when they think you love it so much, they are the MAN and 'can I get work doing this?' ;D
Some men are just in a separate reality ............. as long as they pay, I don't care ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
if i had a penny for everyone who said "you should be paying me" ... LOL (sure mate) Or those who think their performance was so good that they should get a discount next time (sure, jog on mate.)
This one guy was proper asking me for advice on how to escort. I (inwardly cringed as he wasn't exactly eye candy or skilled )and gave him some BS. He then asked if i could do a duo wiith him once he was set up. :D LOL
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When guys say this. I ask them how good are they at sucking cock? Seems they change their minds when they're told the have to service men not women.
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I had a client a while back who seemed ok. Bit pushy, kept wanting to kno my real name and asking if I had a bf, no idea where the clit was and tried to finger in to my cervix so i didn’t really want to see him again. Anyway he messaged me and asked for 2 hours for the price of 1 because “I’m not a crusty old man and I would savour every moment”.
Like dude. No. I didn’t enjoy your skin flaking off on me, your tiny misshapen pathetic excuse for a cock, your befuddled attempts at intercourse made worse by the hot weather or your assumption I even found you attractive. How DARE you think you deserve a different price. I’ve got regulars I’ve had since the beginning who have never questioned or asked.
Anyway, so I told him I was offended and wouldn’t be seeing him again and apparently I “misunderstood” no. I did not. I could not tolerate you for that amount of time for that amount of money. Someone else, possibly. But you? No.
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Its funny how its always the ugly smelly ones that think they can become a male escort... the good looking clean well mannered clients wouldn't dream of such a thing lol ;D
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I know right! Like mate you had to pay someone to have sex with you because you’re so generally repulsive and shit in bed why the hell would a woman pay you? ;D
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I know right! Like mate you had to pay someone to have sex with you because you’re so generally repulsive and shit in bed why the hell would a woman pay you? ;D
Just a thought but maybe the reasoning behind this ridiculous phenomena is that: When a client is nice to be around escorts don't need to 'act' or pretend to be having fun because they are...But when they're ugly/unpleasant/smelly then the actress comes out and it goes to the clients head ...Suddenly they truly believe in their own minds that they are a Sex God and women will be queing up to pay them for sex ::) ;D ;D ;D
Similar to the clients who feel the need to exclaim how amazing they are at giving oral to a woman...Err no that was the last woman faking an orgasm just to end the painful irritating whole sorry episode lol :D
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When guys say this. I ask them how good are they at sucking cock? Seems they change their minds when they're told the have to service men not women.
My thoughts exactly! So many ask about their suitability for male escorting - I put my serious face and agree that they could be wonderful - I am a great actress! Then, if I am feeling mean and honest I then mention that you will get 100% male clients and get a thousandth of what we earn.. Keep the day job me thinks! Deluded........
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When guys say this. I ask them how good are they at sucking cock? Seems they change their minds when they're told the have to service men not women.
I get quite a few asking if they can be my slave and "suck my client cocks for me"....Ummm I don't think that would actually go down very well in my (mostly gfe bookings) I can imagine the look of horror on my customers faces when I say "Oh by the way I don't feel like sucking your cock today so I've got a maid here, he's male but not to worry he's very good at it!" ???
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Yes I was always like 'Well how exactly would that work given that the men who come to see me are clearly into women?'If they wanted a bloke to suck their cock they would probably go and see a male sex worker in the first place!'.
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Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' ;D I'm going to test that out !!
And yep alot of them I do just tolerate sometimes my toleration diminishes when they say seriously ridiculous things like 'you should be paying me' it's like ohhh please xxx.
God this forum already feels like a life saver to rant about the annoying ones to people who get it -thanks ladies xx
I say it all the time :) but it's actually kind of true and I can put on a show :)
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I really loved reading some of these posts :) I hate the what turns you on question!! I always want to say that romance turns me on, I love a man that's not wanting sex all the time and wants to wine and dine me to show how special I am so much so that he makes a lot of effort. I mean with clients they don't seem to grasp the fact that women don't need a 30 min paid booking to get off lol if that was the case they could be male escort as women would be paying haha ... anyway ladies im new to this and love this site, its a good way to let of some steam xx
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It happens to me many times that
I am kind to them and I make them feel Gods of sex,
then they contact me to see if they can be my boyfriend !!!
Many of them do not realize that I offer a service they pay and I finish there! ::)
I have had to block some of whatsap because they do not really understand that it is a business not a place of love dating .... :o
But is paradoxical is that: when we like a client who is fantastic in bed, clean, perfumed, beautiful, elegant, that wonderful client never comes back, and if he comes back, he comes once a year ;D
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I've had a regular client contact me once to tell me hw is thinking of becoming a male escort and asking how he should go about it.This guy was dull as ditch water and whittered on about Rugby and the Gym,had a mono brow,psoriasis all over his chest,a small cock and his idea of good sex was to roughly squeeze your tits and shove his fingers up you before humping you for 2 minutes and coming.I really didn't know what to say to him but after that I couldn't help but stifle a giggle every time I saw him!
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It's amazing how quickly thy change their minds when you tell them they have to get on their knees and suck cock themselves. It somehow loses the shine lol.
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It's amazing how quickly thy change their minds when you tell them they have to get on their knees and suck cock themselves. It somehow loses the shine lol.
Oh god yes. Many's the time I've said "Oh I didn't realise you were bisexual. Were you thinking of offering top, bottom, or switch?"
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Err no that was the last woman faking an orgasm just to end the painful irritating whole sorry episode lol :D
This is one of the things I do that I feel a bit genuinely guilty about, like I'm betraying sisterdom by perpetuating the guy's self-delusion then sending him off into the world to inflict it on other unsuspecting (and possibly unpaid) victims... :o
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This is one of the things I do that I feel a bit genuinely guilty about, like I'm betraying sisterdom by perpetuating the guy's self-delusion then sending him off into the world to inflict it on other unsuspecting (and possibly unpaid) victims... :o
Don’t feel too bad hun, they ARE paying us to hear these things lol
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Oh god yes. Many's the time I've said "Oh I didn't realise you were bisexual. Were you thinking of offering top, bottom, or switch?"
I say this exactly! I get a teeny guilty joy from their crestfallen expression >:D
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I had a guy say it to me good looking , booked twice plus a dinner date another time , who said he'd changed his profile to offering services.
I just said well your having a few difficulties maintains an erection with me so how's that gonna pan out when you have to do it on demand ?
Hadn't crossed his mind bless !!!