Its funny how its always the ugly smelly ones that think they can become a male escort... the good looking clean well mannered clients wouldn't dream of such a thing lol 

I know right! Like mate you had to pay someone to have sex with you because you’re so generally repulsive and shit in bed why the hell would a woman pay you? 

Just a thought but maybe the reasoning behind this ridiculous phenomena is that: When a client is nice to be around escorts don't need to 'act' or pretend to be having fun because they are...But when they're ugly/unpleasant/smelly then the actress comes out and it goes to the clients head ...Suddenly they truly believe in their own minds that they are a Sex God and women will be queing up to pay them for sex 


Similar to the clients who feel the need to exclaim how amazing they are at giving oral to a woman...Err no that was the last woman faking an orgasm just to end the painful irritating whole sorry episode lol 

When guys say this. I ask them how good are they at sucking cock?  Seems they change their minds when they're told the have to service men not women.

I get quite a few asking if they can be my slave and "suck my client cocks for me"....Ummm I don't think that would actually go down very well in my (mostly gfe bookings) I can imagine the look of horror on my customers faces when I say "Oh by the way I don't feel like sucking your cock today so I've got a maid here, he's male but not to worry he's very good at it!"   

Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' I'm going to test that out !!

And yep alot of them I do just tolerate sometimes my toleration diminishes when they say seriously ridiculous things like 'you should be paying me' it's like ohhh please xxx.

God this forum already feels like a life saver to rant about the annoying ones to people who get it -thanks ladies xx

I say it all the time but it's actually kind of true and I can put on a show

It happens to me many times that
I am kind to them and I make them feel Gods of sex,
 then they contact me to see if they can be my boyfriend !!!
 Many of them do not realize that I offer a service they pay and I finish there! 

 I have had to block some of whatsap because they do not really understand that it is a business not a place of love dating ....

But is paradoxical is that: when we like a client who is fantastic in bed, clean, perfumed, beautiful, elegant, that wonderful client never comes back, and if he comes back, he comes once a year 

It's amazing how quickly thy change their minds when you tell them they have to get on their knees and suck cock themselves.  It somehow loses the shine lol.

Err no that was the last woman faking an orgasm just to end the painful irritating whole sorry episode lol 

This is one of the things I do that I feel a bit genuinely guilty about, like I'm betraying sisterdom by perpetuating the guy's self-delusion then sending him off into the world to inflict it on other unsuspecting (and possibly unpaid) victims... 

Oh god yes. Many's the time I've said "Oh I didn't realise you were bisexual. Were you thinking of offering top, bottom, or switch?"

I say this exactly! I get a teeny guilty  joy from their crestfallen expression