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MisssophieH

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Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« on: 12 May 2018, 11:08:51 pm »
Does anyone else get clients who always ask you what turns you on and how they can make  you cum(I don't get why they do this I just want to turn round and be like I don't care- ideally I want it to be as easy as possible, I literally just want your money!)  And then you just fake it the entire time and they are stupid enough to believe you came like a 100 times in an hour. Well I get this alot and I think I need to stop faking orgasms so much because some of them now think theyre god's gift in the bedroom and should take a shot of being straight male escorts! This despite being them usually being  very average to bad  looking with very poor social skills and bad to average sex skills. Being relatively new to escorting I'm most surprised at how delusional some men can be !! Also some of them that are closer in she keep asking me if I want to meet up for drinks or dates for free. I don't understand how they don't get that they're paying me to be nice to them and I don't really want to fuck or spend time with them.
« Last Edit: 12 May 2018, 11:11:30 pm by MisssophieH »

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« Reply #1 on: 13 May 2018, 04:17:47 am »
Does anyone else get clients who always ask you what turns you on and how they can make  you cum(I don't get why they do this I just want to turn round and be like I don't care- ideally I want it to be as easy as possible, I literally just want your money!)  And then you just fake it the entire time and they are stupid enough to believe you came like a 100 times in an hour. Well I get this alot and I think I need to stop faking orgasms so much because some of them now think theyre god's gift in the bedroom and should take a shot of being straight male escorts! This despite being them usually being  very average to bad  looking with very poor social skills and bad to average sex skills. Being relatively new to escorting I'm most surprised at how delusional some men can be !! Also some of them that are closer in she keep asking me if I want to meet up for drinks or dates for free. I don't understand how they don't get that they're paying me to be nice to them and I don't really want to fuck or spend time with them.


I’ve been working in this game for 12 years on+off and I’m still totally in disbelief at the delusions of most men that pay for sex, they could be the most intelligent guy on earth EXCEPT when it comes to the dynamics of prostitution, it’s such a myth that we do the job for the sole reason of having sex, it’s laughable and I’m often speechless at the stuff that comes out of their mouth with regards to the job and I don’t think that will EVER change so get used to delusional foolish men because they’re gonna keep you in business so I say guys, keep deluding yourselves into thinking we’re all just horny for any old cock!!

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« Reply #2 on: 13 May 2018, 04:29:09 am »
Oh and all escorts get asked ‘what turns you on’ and yes it’s fucking annoying but you just have to play the game and make their little fantasies come true & tell them what they want to hear, (they are paying for the lie even if they don’t realise it!) within reason and as long as you’re comfy with it obviously. I mainly just tell them that I get completely turned on by turning them on and if that fails then I’ll say RO and/or watching you wank (only if they are really hard to make cum) so that they take over themselves and in the process they think I’m turned on too, it’s a win win  ;D

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« Reply #3 on: 13 May 2018, 06:12:04 am »
They get turned on by the whole concept of being fabulous in bed that they turned a woman on made her Cum.
Many have had to book an Escort because they haven't been able to get a girlfriend or wife for some years.
Their attitude, personality approach is just so off putting they pay ladies who tolerate them. Boost their little ego up!
They think' oh maybe I'm good in bed I could be a male Escort or she really fancies me I shall ask her for drinks could get free Sex even from her.'!!! 

MisssophieH

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #4 on: 13 May 2018, 09:27:09 am »
Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' ;D I'm going to test that out !!

And yep alot of them I do just tolerate sometimes my toleration diminishes when they say seriously ridiculous things like 'you should be paying me' it's like ohhh please xxx.

God this forum already feels like a life saver to rant about the annoying ones to people who get it -thanks ladies xx
« Last Edit: 13 May 2018, 09:29:24 am by MisssophieH »

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #5 on: 13 May 2018, 09:57:02 am »
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Haha that is actually genuis 'what turns me on is you wanking' ;D I'm going to test that out !!

Actually I've always wanted to say is 'what turns me on is the sound of you wanking .......... in a cupboard'  >:D

I hate it when they think they could be a male escort and then start asking me 'what do you think of my cock?' type questions. I know I'm meant to say it's superb but I just can't lie to that degree.

 

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2018, 09:58:28 am »
Yep I get the “you should be paying me” line I just give myself a pat on the back for faking really well as I’m usually planning what I’m going to do for the rest of the day in my head. Other lines like I came to see you a few week ago do you remember? Er no honey I’ve forgotten you as soon as I shut the door! Drinks/dates yes all the time and these get blocked now because I just cannot be bothered even explaining that my job is to make them feel good for however long they book and I get paid to do it!
The other ones who look at me puzzled and say “oh you class this as work” the last one who said it I merely looked him up and down and said oh yes it’s definitely work hahahs

The majority are delusional and get me exasperated most times 98% of the men I see have absolutely no idea how a woman’s body works and are unbelievably bad in bed poor buggers. Still they are led with their dicks and can’t see beyond that poor pathetic little creatures hahahaha

As to the what turns you on I just say shoes when they laugh and say I mean in the bedroom I just say let’s just let things develop organically due to the fact that the only thing that turns me on with a client is them getting dressed and leaving me my wages

MisssophieH

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2018, 10:17:08 am »
Hahaha Miss harlequin I laughed out loud at your comments!! God it is annoying when they ask you if you remember them or even worse 'can you wear the same outfit as last time' I'm like I can't remember who you are let alone the outfit xx

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« Reply #8 on: 13 May 2018, 02:12:22 pm »
Hahahaha

Yes this is a common deluded problem for a lot. Some old ugly punter i want to make you cum loads so you fully enjoy it too.

I once had to fake about 15 orgasms in 1 hour because he was obsessed with that and i just thought how stupid are you to really think i have come 15 times. Some do believe they are a Sex god unfortunately it is never true.

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #9 on: 13 May 2018, 04:37:10 pm »
The guys who go on about being great with oral are almost always crap. OTOH the ones who don't shout about it can be fucking fantastic. I've just had a guy go down on me so well that I left a wet patch on the duvet and his face was dripping :D
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« Reply #10 on: 15 May 2018, 12:03:08 am »
The guys who go on about being great with oral are almost always crap. OTOH the ones who don't shout about it can be fucking fantastic. I've just had a guy go down on me so well that I left a wet patch on the duvet and his face was dripping :D

You are so right on this the many i have had boast how good they are are mostly shit and have no idea how to do it. Maybe some of this comes from the glowing feedback reports that some sex workers leave them how genius they are at it.

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #11 on: 15 May 2018, 04:23:42 pm »
Lols!

I recognise all the types.....there is clearly such a thing as being 'too good at your job', when they think you love it so much, they are the MAN and 'can I get work doing this?'  ;D

Some men are just in a separate reality ............. as long as they pay, I don't care  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #12 on: 15 May 2018, 07:36:14 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

if i had a penny for everyone who said "you should be paying me" ... LOL (sure mate) Or those who think their performance was so good that they should get a discount next time (sure, jog on mate.)

This one guy was proper asking me for advice on how to escort. I (inwardly cringed as he wasn't exactly eye candy or skilled )and gave him some BS. He then asked if i could do a duo wiith him once he was set up.  :D LOL
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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #13 on: 15 May 2018, 07:40:50 pm »
When guys say this. I ask them how good are they at sucking cock?  Seems they change their minds when they're told the have to service men not women.


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Re: Clients that think they could be male esocrts!
« Reply #14 on: 22 May 2018, 10:12:27 pm »
I had a client a while back who seemed ok. Bit pushy, kept wanting to kno my real name and asking if I had a bf, no idea where the clit was and tried to finger in to my cervix so i didn’t really want to see him again. Anyway he messaged me and asked for 2 hours for the price of 1 because “I’m not a crusty old man and I would savour every moment”.

Like dude. No. I didn’t enjoy your skin flaking off on me, your tiny misshapen pathetic excuse for a cock, your befuddled attempts at intercourse made worse by the hot weather or your assumption I even found you attractive. How DARE you think you deserve a different price. I’ve got regulars I’ve had since the beginning who have never questioned or asked.

Anyway, so I told him I was offended and wouldn’t be seeing him again and apparently I “misunderstood” no. I did not. I could not tolerate you for that amount of time for that amount of money. Someone else, possibly. But you? No.
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