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PleasureSales

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #15 on: 04 November 2019, 07:05:02 pm »
I’m just wondering why I have had to tell so many guys who give me oral then start literally sucking my vagina up in their mouth to not do that because it does not feel nice
Like that does not feel pleasurable at all . Feels like they’re trying to suck my labia off ! .
Its a guys version of using teeth in a blowjob
Where do they learn that from and why do they think that feels good??
Or maybe some women do enjoy that? idk but i needed to rant about that

This isn't in our job description, but it is SO important to teach  clients who are willing to learn.  This is one reason why I love my younger clients.  They are willing to listen to feedback, to try, and improve.  Several of my regulars are wonderful today, and they really didn't know what they are doing years ago.  Their wives or girlfriends are very lucky too, as is their escort. :)  You can't teach everyone though, so have to concentrate on the ones where you can make a difference. 

Harriet_Lille

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #16 on: 20 November 2019, 03:49:36 pm »
I've had guys who have gone down there and have just started licking furiously like an ice cream that is about to melt.

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #17 on: 20 November 2019, 06:51:50 pm »
Just say “sorry hun, oral is not my favourite” or “I’m not that into it” and move to another activity that will get him out soon.

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #18 on: 20 November 2019, 08:19:43 pm »
Client was 50-50 ok, but the tsunami of saliva was unwarrented sloshing through 2ply massage paper, a beach towel, a thick flannel cotton sheet and a furry throw. I had to stop and roll another towel under my bum to prevent it soaking into the downstairs flat and drowning my neighbour.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #19 on: 21 November 2019, 02:43:28 am »
Client was 50-50 ok, but the tsunami of saliva was unwarrented sloshing through 2ply massage paper, a beach towel, a thick flannel cotton sheet and a furry throw. I had to stop and roll another towel under my bum to prevent it soaking into the downstairs flat and drowning my neighbour.

*snorts, & spits Coca Cola on phone* goddammit Salty!!!😆😆😆
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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #20 on: 21 November 2019, 04:20:45 am »
 ;D

GucciGang

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #21 on: 23 November 2019, 07:59:09 pm »
I cannot stand them spitting on you. Pulling your flaps wide apart. Sucking too hard. I always make a point of saying I’m very sensitive please be super gentle. If it’s not working I fake an earth shattering orgasm and then say I’m too sensitive to be touched lol

pussywillow

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #22 on: 21 January 2020, 03:00:08 pm »
I had a client once who had a beard - his oral skills were - well like having my poor vag assaulted by a Jack Russell terrier with Brillo pad in its mouth!

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #23 on: 21 January 2020, 09:39:31 pm »
I had a client once who had a beard - his oral skills were - well like having my poor vag assaulted by a Jack Russell terrier with Brillo pad in its mouth!
Yuck  :P
Beard can be so unhygienic in my opinion, I don't like kissing them let alone giving me oral

MKX

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2020, 09:18:05 pm »
Their wives/ girlfriends must have someone in the side, or they get the vibrator out as soon as he’s gone to work. Christ, I couldn’t be with a man who was so bad at sex. Maybe some put up with it because he’s got a huge bank account, I don’t know, but to me any man worth his minerals needs to know what the hell hes doing.

Also, do the wives share a bed with the smelly ones? How on Earth? My god the BO and foreskinzola!
Surely it’s separate beds? Why are women not telling them about their poor skills and bad hygiene?
Jesus wept :-/

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #25 on: 26 January 2020, 10:55:27 pm »
Their wives/ girlfriends must have someone in the side, or they get the vibrator out as soon as he’s gone to work. Christ, I couldn’t be with a man who was so bad at sex. Maybe some put up with it because he’s got a huge bank account, I don’t know, but to me any man worth his minerals needs to know what the hell hes doing.

Also, do the wives share a bed with the smelly ones? How on Earth? My god the BO and foreskinzola!
Surely it’s separate beds? Why are women not telling them about their poor skills and bad hygiene?
Jesus wept :-/
I wonder how the partners put up with the bad hygiene and smell too?! Are they just as smelly and unhygienic as these men...
I can smell the unwashed foreskin/bum cracks even before some clients take their pants off.
Maybe the wives got used to it, just as some women get used to loud snoring perhaps.


TantricTease

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #26 on: 26 January 2020, 10:56:55 pm »
Well according to most attached clients then they aren’t getting any sex from their wives and partners! There must be an awful lot of women in the UK that don’t like sex... ::)

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #27 on: 27 January 2020, 09:05:44 am »
I have known lots of female friends on civvy street throughout the years, who are horrified at the thought of oral sex or reverse oral.
I have days when I think justifiably so :P

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #28 on: 27 January 2020, 01:13:09 pm »
Their wives/ girlfriends must have someone in the side, or they get the vibrator out as soon as he’s gone to work. Christ, I couldn’t be with a man who was so bad at sex. Maybe some put up with it because he’s got a huge bank account, I don’t know, but to me any man worth his minerals needs to know what the hell hes doing.

Also, do the wives share a bed with the smelly ones? How on Earth? My god the BO and foreskinzola!
Surely it’s separate beds? Why are women not telling them about their poor skills and bad hygiene?
Jesus wept :-/
Is foreskinzola a proper word  ;D ;D ;D

CelesteManchester

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Re: Clients that don’t know how to give oral properly
« Reply #29 on: 27 January 2020, 03:00:37 pm »
Just the last cpl weeks I've been telling them, "No FIV, no stretching me out like Saran Wrap & NO BITING. Any of that happens & I'm knocking you a good 1 across your head. You've been warned."

They've all been as gentle as lambs, heh heh. Why on earth my dumb ass didn't think of this years ago....derp🤦🏼‍♀️.
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