Their wives/ girlfriends must have someone in the side, or they get the vibrator out as soon as he’s gone to work. Christ, I couldn’t be with a man who was so bad at sex. Maybe some put up with it because he’s got a huge bank account, I don’t know, but to me any man worth his minerals needs to know what the hell hes doing.
Also, do the wives share a bed with the smelly ones? How on Earth? My god the BO and foreskinzola!
Surely it’s separate beds? Why are women not telling them about their poor skills and bad hygiene?
Jesus wept :-/