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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: ScottishSexpot on 18 December 2016, 03:30:17 am
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A similar thread to 'Clients asking SWs their real names' but this time its them & their fake names!!
Men are not very inventive when it comes to their 'stage' names, for example I ALWAYS seem to have bookings with John's, Jim's & Dave's, I've no doubt that some clients use their own names but at one point I had 27 clients named 'John' in my phonebook & it got so bad that I had to start putting other identifying words just so that I'd know which John it was! For example:
*John Plumber
*John West Scotland
*John Micro Penis
You get the point...Although I'll never understand why so many guys under the age of 35 will give themselves such an older sounding name like Jim!!
What names do you seem to get the highest number of business from???
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mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X
bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx
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Definitely John but also loads of Pauls and Marks and Michaels and James
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I don't think we can tell if they are fake names or not, after all a lot of men are actually called John; or indeed Paul, Mark, Michael and James (Jim)- as well as Chris, Dave, Steve, Pete and Tony- those are popular for me.
I couldn't care less what they were called and if their names are real or not, after all most escorts don't use their real names so why shouldn't clients?
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I couldn't care less either if they want to call themselves Harry the Cat they can as far as I'm concerned!
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I couldn't care less either if they want to call themselves Harry the Cat they can as far as I'm concerned!
Me neither
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mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X
bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx
Lol
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I don't care about their names either but after I have had a booking with them & they say they'd like to see me again then I ask them if I can save their number and what should I save them as in my phone & when they start coming out with the generic names then this is when I start to get inventive!!
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I don't think we can tell if they are fake names or not, after all a lot of men are actually called John; or indeed Paul, Mark, Michael and James (Jim)- as well as Chris, Dave, Steve, Pete and Tony- those are popular for me.
I couldn't care less what they were called and if their names are real or not, after all most escorts don't use their real names so why shouldn't clients?
I'm not saying they should give their real names at all as this would be double standards but I just wish they'd be more inventive is all...In a sauna I worked in clients would give the desk a completely different name to the one that they'd give the girl's!! or use different names each visit..
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I don't care about their names either but after I have had a booking with them & they say they'd like to see me again then I ask them if I can save their number and what should I save them as in my phone & when they start coming out with the generic names then this is when I start to get inventive!!
I dont ask any client if I can save their name, they are just saved as what ever I think will trigger me to remember the booking
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I need a name to call them by, if it's a hotel booking I prefer real name because it gives me confidence in the unlikely event, which hasn't yet happened, that I'm asked where I'm going.
I make a note of the name against phone number, and that name goes in my schedule.
If someone starts changing their name, accompanied by behaviour suggesting being difficult or a timewaster, then I just move on.
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I dont ask any client if I can save their name, they are just saved as what ever I think will trigger me to remember the booking
Exactly the same...there is a john rimmer, knocked on the door twice, dirty perv who wears my knickers, black man who works at the uni...all contacts on the phone. I am crap at remembering names and it has come to me while fucking them, I haven't even asked their name. I had a client the other day and twice I called him the wrong name....what a turn off lol. I now just tell them I will call them Bob as that's the only name I can remember to call them
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Dave David and Paul's seem to be the most popular names I have in my phone (over 50 of each)
Tom and Harry seem to be the highest number of no shows, never had anyone call themselves Dick though had plenty of Richards ;-))
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Dave David and Paul's seem to be the most popular names I have in my phone (over 50 of each)
Tom and Harry seem to be the highest number of no shows, never had anyone call themselves Dick though had plenty of Richards ;-))
I've had plenty of Dicks.
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mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X
bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx
Every jay I have had has been a massive time waster I won't see anyone who calls and says there name is jay lol,
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A lot of my clients gave their real names but one I had this guy who told my agency his name was Frank Irving, who is a premium client (aka lots of bookings in history). When I saw him he asked why I looked so excited to see him, and I honestly told him "you are really good looking and I expected a 90y/o with the pseudonym you picked."
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Every jay I have had has been a massive time waster I won't see anyone who calls and says there name is jay lol,
I find that alot of 'Adams' are also timewasters!
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A lot of my clients gave their real names but one I had this guy who told my agency his name was Frank Irving, who is a premium client (aka lots of bookings in history). When I saw him he asked why I looked so excited to see him, and I honestly told him "you are really good looking and I expected a 90y/o with the pseudonym you picked."
I've had problems with similar names, I always ask for previous contact details to confirm who it is.
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Does anyone get put off booking guys who have the same name as someone close to you?
Its nuts but I have a civvy work colleague with a fairly rare Scottish name. A guy tried to book with that name and I knocked him back. I doubt it was the same guy, yes I get that most guys use a false name but it put me right off.
I also have a reg with the same not common name as my brother. Its his real name I'm sure and I didn't know it when he originally booked. I can't say it when he phones or during the booking.
Is it just me??
::) ;D
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I had a client who was initially "john" and subsequently, he booked under his 'real' name. I queried as to which name he wants me to call him by. He suddenly gave me his real name because he wanted to "keep me to himself". It didn't end well... ::)
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I have a load of regulars called Ian, Paul and Michael, I've had to add something to each of their numbers so that I know who I'm answering to.
An interesting thing that I've noticed is that a Steve is more likely to be a no show than a Steven/Stephen, in my experience anyway.
Don't think I've ever had a Jay turn up ::)
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I find that alot of 'Adams' are also timewasters!
:) :) :)
Me too! The name Adam has connotations to me too, have met one who was/is fine but have 3 more in my phone list who have either messed me about or deserved blocking in some way.
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Me too! The name Adam has connotations to me too, have met one who was/is fine but have 3 more in my phone list who have either messed me about or deserved blocking in some way.
Exactly the same here with the Adam's!! Also Danny and James seem to be frequent timewaster/no shows.
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I like to have a name to go by, don't care what it is but I do mostly remember it to be personable.
Most common 4 names for me are John, Steve, Paul & Andy/Andrew.
Adam's are usually trouble for me too.
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I get a lot of guys that contact me through their personal email address (connected to their real name) but use a fake name to sign off with (99% of the time John) - I always thought it was pointless to to use a fake name if the mail address is their real name!
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Me too! The name Adam has connotations to me too, have met one who was/is fine but have 3 more in my phone list who have either messed me about or deserved blocking in some way.
That's weird because I've found that too , not actually met one real Adam , all cancel or no shows how funny !
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I also have tons of johns ( I do say if that's made up just say something else because everyone says that and I've got loads .,seriously she'd loads)
Tons of Steve's too
I find the main problem for me is a lot have 3 names ,
Fake aw
Fake name signed off
Then a lot send emails and don't realise it's got their work header , real name on
So v confusing so I just call quite a few nick names ( some get nicknames that I need a little piggy bank for)
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I'm seeing a former client at the moment, it's a constant battle not to call him by his fake name.
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I'm seeing a former client at the moment, it's a constant battle not to call him by his fake name.
I've got a couple like that and I just say "oh I'm used to it now and it suits you" so I just use the fake name and laugh .
Nobody has minded , plus some text so I always use the fake name back ...just in case x
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I'm seeing a former client at the moment, it's a constant battle not to call him by his fake name.
Me too, and I didn't actually learn his real name until we'd been seeing each other for about 3 months as he just uses his initial when he signs off emails and messages, and his real name is the same initial. I still use his punting name in my head!
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Me too, and I didn't actually learn his real name until we'd been seeing each other for about 3 months as he just uses his initial when he signs off emails and messages, and his real name is the same initial. I still use his punting name in my head!
Ha! I'm glad it's not just me. ;D
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John by far most common name
then David and Andrew (never the shortened versions)
I find A 'Mike' is always a really lovely client
and all the 'Phil's' I have ever seen, or had booked in have been total nightmares
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I've got 6 Adam's in my phone and 4 of them were no shows
4 Andy's, all fine
12 Dave or David, 3 of them TW/no show
8 Darrens, 2 no show
15 Steves, 3 no shows
12 Rich or Richard, 5 no shows
21 John or Jon, 6 no shows
So John is my most common name, but the Adam's were most likely to be TW.
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Me too, and I didn't actually learn his real name until we'd been seeing each other for about 3 months as he just uses his initial when he signs off emails and messages, and his real name is the same initial. I still use his punting name in my head!
At least you can remember it lol ...sometimes if I'm sure I'm going to forget I have a piece of paper hidden that I just kind of 'float' past ..then say "hey Steve you're SO sexy" lol
It's hard saying goodbye without using a name I think lol
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I've had plenty of Dicks.
Omg I just choked on my own breath! ;D