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ScottishSexpot

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Clients and their 'names'
« on: 18 December 2016, 03:30:17 am »
A similar thread to 'Clients asking SWs their real names' but this time its them & their fake names!!

Men are not very inventive when it comes to their 'stage' names, for example I ALWAYS seem to have bookings with John's, Jim's & Dave's, I've no doubt that some clients use their own names but at one point I had 27 clients named 'John' in my phonebook & it got so bad that I had to start putting other identifying words just so that I'd know which John it was! For example:

*John Plumber
*John West Scotland
*John Micro Penis

You get the point...Although I'll never understand why so many guys under the age of 35 will give themselves such an older sounding name like Jim!!

What names do you seem to get the highest number of business from???
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #1 on: 18 December 2016, 03:01:02 pm »
mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X

bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #2 on: 18 December 2016, 05:04:10 pm »
Definitely John but also loads of Pauls and Marks and Michaels and James
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #3 on: 18 December 2016, 07:05:42 pm »
I don't think we can tell if they are fake names or not, after all a lot of men are actually called John; or indeed Paul, Mark, Michael and James (Jim)- as well as Chris, Dave, Steve, Pete and Tony- those are popular for me.

I couldn't care less what they were called and if their  names are real or not, after all most escorts don't use their real names so why shouldn't clients?
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #4 on: 18 December 2016, 07:14:06 pm »
I couldn't care less either if they want to call themselves Harry the Cat they can as far as I'm concerned!
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #5 on: 18 December 2016, 07:19:29 pm »
Quote from: FellowTraveller on 18 December 2016, 07:14:06 pm
I couldn't care less either if they want to call themselves Harry the Cat they can as far as I'm concerned!

Me neither
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ScottishSexpot

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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2016, 07:31:01 pm »
Quote from: daisy69 on 18 December 2016, 03:01:02 pm
mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X

bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx
Lol
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2016, 07:33:32 pm »
I don't care about their names either but after I have had a booking with them & they say they'd like to see me again then I ask them if I can save their number and what should I save them as in my phone & when they start coming out with the generic names then this is when I start to get inventive!!
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #8 on: 18 December 2016, 07:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Wailing Banshee on 18 December 2016, 07:05:42 pm
I don't think we can tell if they are fake names or not, after all a lot of men are actually called John; or indeed Paul, Mark, Michael and James (Jim)- as well as Chris, Dave, Steve, Pete and Tony- those are popular for me.

I couldn't care less what they were called and if their  names are real or not, after all most escorts don't use their real names so why shouldn't clients?
I'm not saying they should give their real names at all as this would be double standards but I just wish they'd be more inventive is all...In a sauna I worked in clients would give the desk a completely different name to the one that they'd give the girl's!! or use different names each visit..
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #9 on: 18 December 2016, 07:45:49 pm »
Quote from: ScottishSexpot on 18 December 2016, 07:33:32 pm
I don't care about their names either but after I have had a booking with them & they say they'd like to see me again then I ask them if I can save their number and what should I save them as in my phone & when they start coming out with the generic names then this is when I start to get inventive!!

I dont ask any client if I can save their name, they are just saved as what ever I think will trigger me to remember the booking
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #10 on: 18 December 2016, 09:25:05 pm »
I need a name to call them by,  if it's a hotel booking I prefer real name because it gives me confidence in the unlikely event, which hasn't yet happened, that I'm asked where I'm going.

I make a note of the name against phone number, and that name goes in my schedule.

If someone starts changing their name, accompanied by behaviour suggesting being difficult or a timewaster,  then I just move on.
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #11 on: 19 December 2016, 01:34:02 am »
Quote from: wishlist on 18 December 2016, 07:45:49 pm
I dont ask any client if I can save their name, they are just saved as what ever I think will trigger me to remember the booking

Exactly the same...there is a john rimmer, knocked on the door twice, dirty perv who wears my knickers, black man who works at the uni...all contacts on the phone. I am crap at remembering names and it has come to me while fucking them, I haven't even asked their name. I had a client the other day and twice I called him the wrong name....what a turn off lol. I now just tell them I will call them Bob as that's the only name I can remember to call them
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #12 on: 19 December 2016, 01:12:20 pm »
Dave David and Paul's seem to be the most popular names I have in my phone (over 50 of each)


Tom and Harry seem to be the highest number of no shows, never had anyone call themselves Dick though had plenty of Richards ;-))
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #13 on: 19 December 2016, 10:48:46 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 19 December 2016, 01:12:20 pm
Dave David and Paul's seem to be the most popular names I have in my phone (over 50 of each)


Tom and Harry seem to be the highest number of no shows, never had anyone call themselves Dick though had plenty of Richards ;-))
I've had plenty of Dicks.
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Re: Clients and their 'names'
« Reply #14 on: 20 December 2016, 12:49:20 am »
Quote from: daisy69 on 18 December 2016, 03:01:02 pm
mine all seem to be 'jays' HAHA X

bu i use true caller ID so sometimes when i am in a funny mood ill call them by there real name if there on true caller haha xx

Every jay I have had has been a massive time waster I won't see anyone who calls and says there name is jay lol,
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