No, the thread about smellies is elsewhere (and I rarely get them either, thank Christ).

For the gum chewers keep a tissue handy and hold it out in front of them as soon as they get through the door, with a huge smile so they can't work out whether you're taking the piss. Absolutely loathe the disgusting stuff and it's coming nowhere near my (carpeted) bedroom.

This reminded me of a proper odd one I had. [...]

OMG that is disgusting!  And of course they do it on purpose which is why I always take the money before they are allowed to use my bathroom. Definitely something wrong in the head with these types of guys and hopefully a report made on them to stop others having to be subjected to the same.


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Wet coats & backpacks on velvet furniture is my bugbear at the moment.  I have to remember to steer them towards a coat hook.

It can set the ambience to borderline rage when they do this stupid stuff.  I'm at a loss to understand how they can be so clueless.  Some of them must have been brought up by Wayne & Waynett slob, especially the beanie hat guy. 

I never let clients anywhere apart from the bedroom and bathroom. When I first worked from home they had to walk through the lounge due to the layout and I hated it. Much better where I am now - straight into the hallway and all the other doors are closed.

I once had a young regular take out his chewing gum and stick it to my bed frame. My god I was hopping mad. He never did it again!

Also never leave my own stuff in the bathroom now after one dickhead decided to swirl my makeup brush around the toilet bowl after I refused him an extension to his booking (because he was an arsehole, so goes to show my instinct was correct.)

Do you know, since becoming a sex worker, I just don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. When I worked from home I didn't want my toothbrush in bathroom incase any weirdos stuck it up their arses. But even now I do t work from home, I keep tooth stuff in kitchen cabinet.

Same here! Years ago I found what looked like either cum or thick phlegm embedded in my toothbrush bristles. I was physically sick. Absolutely disgusting and do not know why anyone could enjoy doing that to someone else.

I once had a client pee in front of me.

Never had that in my life, they always close the door. This guy was literally looking me in the eyes and continuing our nonsexual convo.

I was mortified. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal when you've been 'intimate' with someone, but come on. Manners are free!

I don't want to see that shit.

 


P.S- He wondered why I did not want to date him outside of work! 

Went bathroom after a pond life client...and he had shat in shower,and tried to poke it down plug hole.

God, I don't think it's escorts half of these guys need to see. 

This happened to me too!! I knew him quite well at that point, but not THAT well.

I had a client turn up once with something brown and oaty attached to the side of his mouth and all over his teeth and gums, and he got really offended when I gently told him about it. Probably just embarrassed but that's no reason to lash out. He didn't have any facial hair either, I honestly don't know how he didn't feel it...

The very same idiots expect the escort to kiss them.