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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: eva1982 on 26 August 2020, 01:51:11 pm
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Just found chewing gum shoved down the side of my sofa cushions 🤢
How do clients even think that’s acceptable in someone’s home!!! That’s it now - all clients are only allowed to come straight to bedroom after payment while standing. There’ll be no more initial sit and chat on the sofa.
What else can I expect (on top of smelly bums apparently!)
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Just found chewing gum shoved down the side of my sofa cushions 🤢
How do clients even think that’s acceptable in someone’s home!!! That’s it now - all clients are only allowed to come straight to bedroom after payment while standing. There’ll be no more initial sit and chat on the sofa.
What else can I expect (on top of smelly bums apparently!)
This is exactly why I don’t keep my toothbrush or mouthwash in the bathroom as when I first started being an Indy and reading this site then i started reading horror stories about toothbrushes being used to rub clients shits around the toilet bowl and stuff of this nature, it’s disgusting and guys that do this clearly have issues with paying for sex and they take their own insecurities out on us!
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Different guys....
Chewing gum spat in the shower hole.
Peeing on the tiles by the side of the lav, not an accident.
Sneakily wiping cum onto my bedding I stop that shyte in the bud.
Sneakily wiping their sticky hand on me after fingering me...gets my best shyt service.
Glugging directly from the mouthwash bottle.
Using 12 guest towels and carpeting the bathroom with them because he disliked their size and wants beach towels. I leave no towels in there since.
Walking out because he expects me to provide bottles of wine, not a glass. The warning sign was the agency owner told me to buy a crate of champagne. She was a young alcoholic who cultivated drunk clients.
Refusing to remove shoes inside- I tell them to go
Opening the bedroom door and trying to walk around I tell them to go
A regular having a big stinky dump before the sessions, then forgetting to shower. Told him to shyte in the pub down the road or not bother coming back. He stopped using me as a poo station and behaved.
Spitting on my furniture, obviously I called the police as this was one of several bad things he did and I considered him an immediate threat.
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I had 1 use my GD hairbrush once😡. Yes, absolutely my bad for leaving it out, completely on me & boy, lesson learned, smh.
We’re finished, he’s in the bathroom🚽 & it’s clear I’m ok to go in there (I wanted to wash🧼my hands), & there he is, running my brush thru his thin, balding grey hair. Gag.
I dropped the damn thing in the trash🗑when he left & tried VERY hard not to think if that’d happened before *shudder*.
I’ve had others ask to borrow a brush since then. I point to my hair (think Annie Lennox with bangs) & simply say, “Do I LOOK like I use a hairbrush?”
Lesson learned. Mea culpa.
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This is exactly why I don’t keep my toothbrush or mouthwash in the bathroom as when I first started being an Indy and reading this site then i started reading horror stories about toothbrushes being used to rub clients shits around the toilet bowl and stuff of this nature, it’s disgusting and guys that do this clearly have issues with paying for sex and they take their own insecurities out on us!
Do you know, since becoming a sex worker, I just don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. When I worked from home I didn't want my toothbrush in bathroom incase any weirdos stuck it up their arses. But even now I do t work from home, I keep tooth stuff in kitchen cabinet.
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Do you know, since becoming a sex worker, I just don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. When I worked from home I didn't want my toothbrush in bathroom incase any weirdos stuck it up their by s. But even now I do t work from home, I keep tooth stuff in kitchen cabinet.
Shit I never even thought that they may stick it up their bums, wouldn’t surprise me and they could also pour bleach into your shampoo/conditioner and/or shower gel! God from now on should I do any punters at home ever again then all I’m leaving in there is the shower gel for men! Christ the things we have to think of!!
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A regular having a big stinky dump before the sessions, then forgetting to shower. Told him to shyte in the pub down the road or not bother coming back. He stopped using me as a poo station and behaved.
Omg hahaha. I think it's bad when I used to find chewing gum outside my front door.
Assuming I'm ok with them taking cocaine and bringing it round. Only happened twice but don't like that one.
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I had a client once help himself to my Eve Lom Cleansing Balm (around £50 a pot 😬😳) and slather nearly half the pot all over himself and use it as shower gel. Yes, I shouldn't have left it out but didn't think that would be a clients first choice when I had Radox, Lynx, Sanex and Original Source shower gels on the same shelf. Was gutted when I went to cleanse my face that evening!
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Chewing Gum one is a classic.
Others include using the shower then using the toilet for a number 2 and not flushing it.
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I had a client once help himself to my Eve Lom Cleansing Balm (around £50 a pot 😬😳) and slather nearly half the pot all over himself and use it as shower gel. Yes, I shouldn't have left it out but didn't think that would be a clients first choice when I had Radox, Lynx, Sanex and Original Source shower gels on the same shelf. Was gutted when I went to cleanse my face that evening!
He done that on purpose if you ask me!!
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There is so many bitter clients out there and hate having to pay us that you need to be very careful what you have showing in any room they will be in.
I remember once a older client had accidently left his wooley hat in the bathroom and i did not know til i had another client later on and could see through the gap as door not fully closed and mirror on wall he waa using the hat to wipe his shitty arse after going a toilet and he had a shower before that. There was 2 large towels in the bathroom on complete show.
I confronted him asked him what he was doing and what he was using. I then realised it was previous man hat. This client did this totally on purpose thinking the hat was mine. He made up some ridiculous lie that he never looked at what he was picking up, there was toilet paper next to toilet too to be used. I said to him i do not believe you but said the hat is not mine but previous clients that he left behind.
The man with the hat called later on saying he left it behind i was honest and told him what i witnessed. He was disgusted and shocked i said i could get it washed for him but he said he would never be able to wear it again knowing what that creature did.
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oh my sweet lord, that's legend :o
This is why my bathroom has toilet paper and a one person serving of shower gel. Totally bare otherwise.
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oh my sweet lord, that's legend :o
This is why my bathroom has toilet paper and a one person serving of shower gel. Totally bare otherwise.
I’m gonna start doing the same, they can’t be trusted.
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You shouldn't expect smelly anything!
You have to tell them how you want them to come. Shower fresh and squeaky clean and cock smelling of radox shower gell.
One of my first regular customers was a factory worker. You could eat your dinner off this guy. He was well groomed, not a hair out of place, his clothes immaculate and ironed. Another guy who I saw twice had one arm amputated at the elbow and he was squeaky clean.
Don't expect just because they say they are professional they are going to be clean. I seem many a manky suit.
Also don't expect clean just because they have good feedback on aw.
You need it clearly stamped on your ads and then backed up on the phone how you expect them to be.
If they are rude make sure you give them a really rubbish service.
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Oh I haven’t had smelly clients (I was just referring to one of the threads on here) - am sure it will happen at some point though!
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No, the thread about smellies is elsewhere (and I rarely get them either, thank Christ).
For the gum chewers keep a tissue handy and hold it out in front of them as soon as they get through the door, with a huge smile so they can't work out whether you're taking the piss. Absolutely loathe the disgusting stuff and it's coming nowhere near my (carpeted) bedroom.
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OMFG I'm actually laughing and gagging at the same time regarding the use of a wooly beanie hat as an arse wiping aid.. Jesus wept!
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This reminded me of a proper odd one I had. [...]
OMG that is disgusting! And of course they do it on purpose which is why I always take the money before they are allowed to use my bathroom. Definitely something wrong in the head with these types of guys and hopefully a report made on them to stop others having to be subjected to the same.
[huge quote redacted]
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Many years ago I had a client come to my incall place and went through my medicine cabinet. He took all the creams and pills out and lined them up on the bathroom window sill. I did not see it until after he left and I went to clean up the bathroom. Very odd people about and one never knows who is coming into your space and what is running through their minds. ???
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Wet coats & backpacks on velvet furniture is my bugbear at the moment. I have to remember to steer them towards a coat hook.
It can set the ambience to borderline rage when they do this stupid stuff. I'm at a loss to understand how they can be so clueless. Some of them must have been brought up by Wayne & Waynett slob, especially the beanie hat guy. :o
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I know i could be here all day listing some terrible poor behaviour and very spiteful behaviour but not enough time to list everything. I am aware that these are strangers that enter our premises and some of them are out to do bad things because they have some annoyance over having to pay or just think we are easy targets for angry men to take there anger out on.
It makes it worse because some punters think we work in the shadows and have no legal help or support so makes it easier for bad behaviour.
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I never let clients anywhere apart from the bedroom and bathroom. When I first worked from home they had to walk through the lounge due to the layout and I hated it. Much better where I am now - straight into the hallway and all the other doors are closed.
I once had a young regular take out his chewing gum and stick it to my bed frame. My god I was hopping mad. He never did it again!
Also never leave my own stuff in the bathroom now after one dickhead decided to swirl my makeup brush around the toilet bowl after I refused him an extension to his booking (because he was an arsehole, so goes to show my instinct was correct.)
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Since I started this job, I keep my toothbrush in the kitchen even though I don't work from home anymore. You just never know do you.
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Do you know, since becoming a sex worker, I just don't keep my toothbrush in the bathroom. When I worked from home I didn't want my toothbrush in bathroom incase any weirdos stuck it up their arses. But even now I do t work from home, I keep tooth stuff in kitchen cabinet.
Same here! Years ago I found what looked like either cum or thick phlegm embedded in my toothbrush bristles. I was physically sick. Absolutely disgusting and do not know why anyone could enjoy doing that to someone else.
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Same here! Years ago I found what looked like either cum or thick phlegm embedded in my toothbrush bristles. I was physically sick. Absolutely disgusting and do not know why anyone could enjoy doing that to someone else.
Because some men don't like us, some are angry men and think it's easy pickings to do something to us or they hate having to pay so revenge. Either way treat it as any client could do something like this if opportunity is there so just take precautions.
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I once had a client pee in front of me.
Never had that in my life, they always close the door. This guy was literally looking me in the eyes and continuing our nonsexual convo.
I was mortified. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal when you've been 'intimate' with someone, but come on. Manners are free!
I don't want to see that shit.
;D :FF
P.S- He wondered why I did not want to date him outside of work! :FF :FF :FF ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::)
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Went bathroom after a pond life client...and he had shat in shower,and tried to poke it down plug hole.
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Went bathroom after a pond life client...and he had shat in shower,and tried to poke it down plug hole.
God, I don't think it's escorts half of these guys need to see. :FF ;D
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I once had a client pee in front of me.
Never had that in my life, they always close the door. This guy was literally looking me in the eyes and continuing our nonsexual convo.
I was mortified. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal when you've been 'intimate' with someone, but come on. Manners are free!
I don't want to see that shit.
;D :FF
P.S- He wondered why I did not want to date him outside of work! :FF :FF :FF ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::)
This happened to me too!! I knew him quite well at that point, but not THAT well.
I had a client turn up once with something brown and oaty attached to the side of his mouth and all over his teeth and gums, and he got really offended when I gently told him about it. Probably just embarrassed but that's no reason to lash out. He didn't have any facial hair either, I honestly don't know how he didn't feel it... ???
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This happened to me too!! I knew him quite well at that point, but not THAT well.
I had a client turn up once with something brown and oaty attached to the side of his mouth and all over his teeth and gums, and he got really offended when I gently told him about it. Probably just embarrassed but that's no reason to lash out. He didn't have any facial hair either, I honestly don't know how he didn't feel it... ???
The very same idiots expect the escort to kiss them. ???
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Brown and oaty 🤣🤣.
Chocolate muesli maybe. Honestly these threads are so funny.
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Went bathroom after a pond life client...and he had shat in shower,and tried to poke it down plug hole.
Was he from somewhere that has those weird hole in the ground toilets? I mean that's just sheer insanity if not. :o ???
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Some of these stories are grim.
I've had clients wipe themselves on my clothes, curtains, and once I went to get some more wipes and came back and a client was peeing on my carpet.
Do they not know that I am renting and have a deposit?
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Some of these stories are grim.
I've had clients wipe themselves on my clothes, curtains, and once I went to get some more wipes and came back and a client was peeing on my carpet.
Do they not know that I am renting and have a deposit?
WHAT THE ACTUAL?!?! That is beyond appalling to pee on your carpet, I can’t cope!
Iv had them ejaculate on my carpet but I soon kill their buzz of the orgasm when I am instantly visible upset and saying what the hell do you think you’re playing at?!
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WHAT THE ACTUAL?!?! That is beyond appalling to pee on your carpet, I can’t cope!
Iv had them ejaculate on my carpet but I soon kill their buzz of the orgasm when I am instantly visible upset and saying what the hell do you think you’re playing at?!
That is gross and so disrespectful. Their bad manners is unbelievable at times.
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70s style wiping his cock on the curtains >:(
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I am just aghast at some of the things in this thread :o
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I am just aghast at some of the things in this thread :o
Me too and it's one reason why I don't leave a client in the room alone unless it's unavoidable.
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Me too and it's one reason why I don't leave a client in the room alone unless it's unavoidable.
I always put the money in a safe in another room so that it's safe, but I'm back in the room in about 8 seconds. I don't like leaving them unattended even for a few seconds but keeping the money safe and in a separate room is a must for me. I left a refular for 10 seconds whilst I put my money away and when I came back he was rooting through my dresser draws. Luckily there's nothing but underwear in those drawers but I was still shocked and angry. I said what the f are you playing at? And he said oh I'm just having a look at what underwear you have so I can pick out what you wear for me today. He even had the audacity to appear bemused by my anger; "I wasn't stealing or anything I just wanted to see what underwear you had..." He actually thought that this behaviour is acceptable!!
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I always put the money in a safe in another room so that it's safe, but I'm back in the room in about 8 seconds. I don't like leaving them unattended even for a few seconds but keeping the money safe and in a separate room is a must for me. I left a refular for 10 seconds whilst I put my money away and when I came back he was rooting through my dresser draws. Luckily there's nothing but underwear in those drawers but I was still shocked and angry. I said what the f are you playing at? And he said oh I'm just having a look at what underwear you have so I can pick out what you wear for me today. He even had the audacity to appear bemused by my anger; "I wasn't stealing or anything I just wanted to see what underwear you had..." He actually thought that this behaviour is acceptable!!
That’s honestly appalling and none of them can be trusted, even regulars can have that unpredictable side and you don’t know what’s really going on in their head.
I would advise, and especially now Covid has hit, to always get the money and then invite them to the bathroom and ask them to wash their hands and do a 30 second mouthwash, this gives you time to get yourself sorted with money or anything you need to sort so they are not left in your room alone.
I would also advise to have a glass of water already waiting for them in case they ask for a drink, you can use it as a way of already being courteous to their needs or get some cheap fresh bottles of water in bulk.
Anything to not leave them in your room!! They are all way too sneaky and untrustworthy!!
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After reading different posts on people's experiences I only keep body wash specifically for clients, one towel in case they want a shower and mouth wash. Everything else stays out of sight in the cupboard.
Had one that shoved a used condom in my bedsheet. Thankfully he never returned and most seem pleasant enough that I hope they don't do this sort of thing when I'm not looking!
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Last night my client shows up with sweat stains the size of dinner plates under his arms on his oxford button down. I was appalled. I’m in Chicago on tour & it’s MAY, ppl. For those of you unfamiliar with the area, it’s known as The Windy City. Again, IT’S MAY. Temperatures aren’t soaring by any means🤦🏼♀️.
Then, he literally flops down on the couch🛋 like a little kid would, with his feet straight out in front of him? So he’s kind of looking like a board, & he’ll slide off at any second? I had to bite my tongue to keep from snapping, “Sit up straight! You need to change your shirt👔! Were you raised in a barn?”
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Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..
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Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..
Jealous, bitter, vengeful ones I'd say.
Jealous of the money we make for what they perceive as easy work and bitter about the fact that they have to pay for sex.
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Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..
I’ve had the shit in the shower one too - he’s lucky I didn’t realise till after he’d left or he’d have been launched through a window.
I’ve had one in a hotel use the towel to wipe his arse, leave it covered in shit and fold it back up neatly next to the clean ones.
Often amazed I’ve not murdered anyone yet.