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EnglishAmy40

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Re: Client poor behaviour/manners...
« Reply #30 on: 15 December 2020, 08:18:52 am »
Brown and oaty 🤣🤣.
Chocolate muesli maybe. Honestly these threads are so funny.

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« Reply #31 on: 23 December 2020, 09:35:07 pm »
Went bathroom after a pond life client...and he had shat in shower,and tried to poke it down plug hole.

Was he from somewhere that has those weird hole in the ground toilets? I mean that's just sheer insanity if not.   :o   ???

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« Reply #32 on: 15 March 2021, 09:18:29 am »
Some of these stories are grim.
I've had clients wipe themselves on my clothes, curtains, and once I went to get some more wipes and came back and a client was peeing on my carpet.

Do they not know that I am renting and have a deposit?

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« Reply #33 on: 15 March 2021, 09:26:16 am »
Some of these stories are grim.
I've had clients wipe themselves on my clothes, curtains, and once I went to get some more wipes and came back and a client was peeing on my carpet.

Do they not know that I am renting and have a deposit?

WHAT THE ACTUAL?!?! That is beyond appalling to pee on your carpet, I can’t cope!

Iv had them ejaculate on my carpet but I soon kill their buzz of the orgasm when I am instantly visible upset and saying what the hell do you think you’re playing at?!

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« Reply #34 on: 15 March 2021, 09:43:17 am »
WHAT THE ACTUAL?!?! That is beyond appalling to pee on your carpet, I can’t cope!

Iv had them ejaculate on my carpet but I soon kill their buzz of the orgasm when I am instantly visible upset and saying what the hell do you think you’re playing at?!

That is gross and so disrespectful. Their bad manners is unbelievable at times.

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« Reply #35 on: 15 March 2021, 07:34:19 pm »
70s style wiping his cock on the curtains  >:(

Thoroughly Modern Millie

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« Reply #36 on: 15 March 2021, 08:23:43 pm »
I am just aghast at some of the things in this thread  :o

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« Reply #37 on: 15 March 2021, 10:49:08 pm »
I am just aghast at some of the things in this thread  :o

Me too and it's one reason why I don't leave a client in the room alone unless it's unavoidable.

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« Reply #38 on: 16 March 2021, 05:06:38 am »
Me too and it's one reason why I don't leave a client in the room alone unless it's unavoidable.

I always put the money in a safe in another room so that it's safe, but I'm back in the room in about 8 seconds. I don't like leaving them unattended even for a few seconds but keeping the money safe and in a separate room is a must for me. I left a refular for 10 seconds whilst I put my money away and when I came back he was rooting through my dresser draws. Luckily there's nothing but underwear in those drawers but I was still shocked and angry. I said what the f are you playing at? And he said oh I'm just having a look at what underwear you have so I can pick out what you wear for me today. He even had the audacity to appear bemused by my anger; "I wasn't stealing or  anything I just wanted to see what underwear you had..." He actually thought that this behaviour is acceptable!!
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PinUpGirl8

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« Reply #39 on: 16 March 2021, 10:44:34 am »
I always put the money in a safe in another room so that it's safe, but I'm back in the room in about 8 seconds. I don't like leaving them unattended even for a few seconds but keeping the money safe and in a separate room is a must for me. I left a refular for 10 seconds whilst I put my money away and when I came back he was rooting through my dresser draws. Luckily there's nothing but underwear in those drawers but I was still shocked and angry. I said what the f are you playing at? And he said oh I'm just having a look at what underwear you have so I can pick out what you wear for me today. He even had the audacity to appear bemused by my anger; "I wasn't stealing or  anything I just wanted to see what underwear you had..." He actually thought that this behaviour is acceptable!!

That’s honestly appalling and none of them can be trusted, even regulars can have that unpredictable side and you don’t know what’s really going on in their head.

I would advise, and especially now Covid has hit, to always get the money and then invite them to the bathroom and ask them to wash their hands and do a 30 second mouthwash, this gives you time to get yourself sorted with money or anything you need to sort so they are not left in your room alone.
I would also advise to have a glass of water already waiting for them in case they ask for a drink, you can use it as a way of already being courteous to their needs or get some cheap fresh bottles of water in bulk.

Anything to not leave them in your room!! They are all way too sneaky and untrustworthy!!

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« Reply #40 on: 16 March 2021, 03:06:13 pm »
After reading different posts on people's experiences I only keep body wash specifically for clients, one towel in case they want a shower and mouth wash. Everything else stays out of sight in the cupboard.

Had one that shoved a used condom in my bedsheet. Thankfully he never returned and most seem pleasant enough that I hope they don't do this sort of thing when I'm not looking!
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« Reply #41 on: 05 May 2021, 11:34:03 pm »
Last night my client shows up with sweat stains the size of dinner plates under his arms on his oxford button down. I was appalled. I’m in Chicago on tour & it’s MAY, ppl. For those of you unfamiliar with the area, it’s known as The Windy City. Again, IT’S MAY. Temperatures aren’t soaring by any means🤦🏼‍♀️.

Then, he literally flops down on the couch🛋 like a little kid would, with his feet straight out in front of him? So he’s kind of looking like a board, & he’ll slide off at any second? I had to bite my tongue to keep from snapping, “Sit up straight! You need to change your shirt👔! Were you raised in a barn?”

An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

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« Reply #42 on: 06 May 2021, 03:43:12 pm »
Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..
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« Reply #43 on: 06 May 2021, 04:04:19 pm »
Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..

Jealous, bitter, vengeful ones I'd say.
Jealous of the money we make for what they perceive as easy work and bitter about the fact that they have to pay for sex.

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« Reply #44 on: 06 May 2021, 05:17:02 pm »
Sorry what? Someone peed on your carpet? And shat in the shower? What kind of human beings do that? I'm not sure how I'd react but I'm thinking physical violence would feature fairly heavily..

I’ve had the shit in the shower one too - he’s lucky I didn’t realise till after he’d left or he’d have been launched through a window.

I’ve had one in a hotel use the towel to wipe his arse, leave it covered in shit and fold it back up neatly next to the clean ones.

Often amazed I’ve not murdered anyone yet.
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