Just as the title says really

I do have a bit of a habit of being nice to people on the phone, then bitching out loud to myself once I've hung up. Not to nice clients, but to annoying or stupid people. Think someone that has arranged to come to see me at 7, but then calls at 6.55 to say they can't make it. I'll be nice on the phone, but once they've hung up I'll say maybe thanks for nothing you fucking timewaster. Yes I know it's not exactly big of me but no one gets hurt and we all need to vent sometimes.

Apart from today when I got a text from a client that cancelled half an hour ahead of time (so didn't do anything wrong really) saying you didn't have to call me a pathetic loser. The thing is I didn't say that, to him. But I did though- but thought I'd hung up 

I denied all knowledge but suspect he knows there wasn't really a cross line or random interference from a baby monitor.

Feel bad now!

H x

I used to work with a politician who used to say all sorts of things once they thought the call was over.

Fortunately for them - and a positive side effect of using an old-style corded handset! - they never did accidentally not hang up before mouthing off about how awful the other person was.

Sorry but I find this hilarious, sod them hahaha x

Do you know what Mrs TH I tend to agree with you..... no curse is more sincerely meant that the one that is muttered with clenched fists once the recipient is out of earshot (or not!!)

Maybe in a subversive way it does do these people some good to truly know how their behaviour makes other people feel .

Hadley, I go with Mrs TH. It's really hilarious.
A couple of months ago in a posh restaurant I was having my dinner watching 2 businessmen bully a young lovely waitress. Take it all out on her, humiliate her in front of all clients. Whatever got into me (apart those 2 glasses of wine), I'm not sure but once I paid, I went to those guys' table and called them sad pathetic morons. Really loud. (Then I ran for my life). People should do this kind of thing more often.

I would have done similar but would NOT have ran for my life. I would have stayed and made them feel as uncomfortable as they had the waitress.  I hate to see restaurant bullying!

Well I didn't ran out of the restaurant. I walked out with dignity so I could hear all other clients burst into laughing. Once outside I freaked out and ran like crazy lol.
I worked as a waitress when I was at the uni. And honestly doing this felt awesome. Some people just deserve hearing the truth.

Lol I bitched about a family member once who had given me The wrong directions  to a party
I said " I don't know how The fuck she gets out of bed to her bathroom in The mornings with direction likes these' they were really bad directions and this was pre sat nav days
 
I hadn't hung up and five mins later I got a message saying she could find Her bathroom perfectly as its an en suite lol

After a few certain calls end.  I just stick two fingers up to the phone and think fuck you arse hole. Or what ever depending how pissed off I am. This helps calm me down.