Author Topic: Client delusions? (Read 25322 times)

Iluvcats · « **Reply #105 on:** 10 February 2016, 02:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Jessica201 on 09 February 2016, 10:45:40 pm

Quote from: Shewolf on 09 February 2016, 10:17:04 pm
Quote from: Iluvcats on 09 February 2016, 12:20:31 pm
Recently had a regular who says it's his fantasy to be paid for sex, ( so he knows that i like him) so not only was i to give him it free, but he wanted paying too?!? Wtf got to see the funny side pmsl

Why don't you tell him if he gives you ?300 for the session at the start, you will give him half at the end, then that way you both get paid! hahaha!

Bet he won't reply to that one hahaha amused myself there...

lol good one she wolf x

Hahahahaha best idea 😂😂😂👍 or i could pay him with monopoly money 😜😂

Shewolf · « **Reply #106 on:** 10 February 2016, 03:02:24 pm »

Quote from: Iluvcats on 10 February 2016, 02:15:23 pm

Quote from: Jessica201 on 09 February 2016, 10:45:40 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 09 February 2016, 10:17:04 pm
Quote from: Iluvcats on 09 February 2016, 12:20:31 pm
Recently had a regular who says it's his fantasy to be paid for sex, ( so he knows that i like him) so not only was i to give him it free, but he wanted paying too?!? Wtf got to see the funny side pmsl

Why don't you tell him if he gives you ?300 for the session at the start, you will give him half at the end, then that way you both get paid! hahaha!

Bet he won't reply to that one hahaha amused myself there...

lol good one she wolf x

Hahahahaha best idea 😂😂😂👍 or i could pay him with monopoly money 😜😂

Yes! You can say that, as this is his fantasy, you are using fantasy money to pay him. He sounds a gob shite xx

Iluvcats · « **Reply #107 on:** 10 February 2016, 04:31:21 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 10 February 2016, 03:02:24 pm

Quote from: Iluvcats on 10 February 2016, 02:15:23 pm
Quote from: Jessica201 on 09 February 2016, 10:45:40 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 09 February 2016, 10:17:04 pm
Quote from: Iluvcats on 09 February 2016, 12:20:31 pm
Recently had a regular who says it's his fantasy to be paid for sex, ( so he knows that i like him) so not only was i to give him it free, but he wanted paying too?!? Wtf got to see the funny side pmsl

Why don't you tell him if he gives you ?300 for the session at the start, you will give him half at the end, then that way you both get paid! hahaha!

Bet he won't reply to that one hahaha amused myself there...

lol good one she wolf x

Hahahahaha best idea 😂😂😂👍 or i could pay him with monopoly money 😜😂

Yes! You can say that, as this is his fantasy, you are using fantasy money to pay him. He sounds a gob shite xx

Yeah he was great at first but just taking the piss now on more than a couple of occasions.i'm not allowing it, he can attempt manipulation elsewhere from now on haha xx

mm_reading · « **Reply #108 on:** 27 August 2017, 10:21:50 pm »

Looking around and the old thread had kinda died...

I had a client book an overnight and he messaged me the day before saying "if you come by [hotel] at 1pm we can grab lunch and have some massages before heading up to the room" I said great did he want to start the booking from 1pm instead of 6pm as planned? He said "Oh no I just thought you might get a bit bored during the day"!! Who gets so bored they tack on a free 5hrs to an overnight??

At the same time I was dealing with a client who I met over a year ago who thinks I'm his best friend and that he loves me, despite the fact I keep telling him he cannot contact me unless he's making a booking. He messages me at least once a week and has gotten himself blocked twice for it and only get unblocked when he pays a fee, complete with soppy message attached

Another client recently had a full on meltdown because despite putting on my best efforts I didn't magically make myself *genuinely* cum after 2mins and he was crying because he wanted me to *actually* like him. Hard to like someone who's crying 10mins into a booking and hyper analysing everything you do...can't actually pay me to genuinely like you I'm afraid buddy...

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Broke · « **Reply #109 on:** 02 September 2017, 07:16:09 am »

A lot of guys think being hung is all that it takes to be good at sex. My friends and people at my day job tell me about how they have sex and I feel sorry for the girls they climbed onto.
So any girls feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but it's always been my understanding that women actually have to be turned on psychologically to enjoy sex. Guys are different, sex feels good without foreplay or being turned on, arousal happens on its own, so often it's to a fault, actually.

I swear if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian, a lot of guys are selfish and overly confident partners

amy · « **Reply #110 on:** 02 September 2017, 08:12:11 am »

Yes, you're wrong. Women (and the people you're referring to are adult women, not 'girls') are - difficult though it may be for you to get your head round - all different and each individual will have their own feelings and preferences when it comes to sex or anything else - just like men, in fact. Making simplistic, patronising generalisations about them based on nothing other than their gender serves no purpose other than making you look a bit stupid.

Then again, if you think you'd just decide to be a lesbian apropos of nothing in particular other than what you think all men (presumably including you) are like then it's the company you keep that's likely the problem and your post seems to back this up.

Mirror · « **Reply #111 on:** 02 September 2017, 08:16:49 am »

Quote from: Broke on 02 September 2017, 07:16:09 am

A lot of guys think being hung is all that it takes to be good at sex. My friends and people at my day job tell me about how they have sex and I feel sorry for the girls they climbed onto.
So any girls feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but it's always been my understanding that women actually have to be turned on psychologically to enjoy sex. Guys are different, sex feels good without foreplay or being turned on, arousal happens on its own, so often it's to a fault, actually.

I swear if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian, a lot of guys are selfish and overly confident partners

I think that porn and stereotypes can lead to many men feeling inadequate, just as some women feel they are abnormal if they don't have the same shaped bodyparts depicted in the media.

It's a body image thing, and yes it does tend to fit into certain categories for each gender and having studied the evidence this is just about the only area (along with certain eating disorders) in which I will make [careful] sweeping gender generalisations - only because the evidence is overwhelming.

Outside of this members of both genders vary massively. I know that from assumptions that are made about my pleasure and wants!

VoluptuousCurves · « **Reply #112 on:** 02 September 2017, 08:17:38 am »

<channeling Robin Williams>
I love the smell of mansplaining in the morning!

sweetmilf · « **Reply #113 on:** 02 September 2017, 09:04:53 am »

Quote from: Broke on 02 September 2017, 07:16:09 am

So any girls feel free to tell me I'm wrong, but it's always been my understanding that women actually have to be turned on psychologically to enjoy sex. Guys are different, sex feels good without foreplay or being turned on, arousal happens on its own, so often it's to a fault, actually.

Are you a newbie? Maybe, your take is mostly in dating world, not escorting, in my own view.

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