Oh dear ladies I am mortified. I’m at one of my favourite hotels for work and the cleaner has just burst in my room and I was naked and fucking a guy with my strap on, it’s a big room so she didn’t walk into the bed bit but I obviously jumped off the bed like wtf fully naked big strap on swinging, she just looked shocked and shut the door. I feel like running off lol I’m so mortified even though loads of people see me with it on. I really love this hotel but I feel like never darkening the doorstep again.  Someone please appease me and make me feel bette. Thanks

I would probably tell reception the bed was not comfy and change floors. Diff cleaners on each floor each day make you feel more relaxed.

Thanks ladies and thank the lord this is my last day I cannot wait for home time x

I have had maids burst in on me and it's so unprofessional and annoying but never had one see me with wearing a strap on. I would not come back to the hotel if it was me i would not want any gossip or suspicions which would put me on edge after that.

Invest in a door wedge.

Thanks check out was fine and I will be returning x

It happened to me once when I was doing hotel in calls. In the middle of things with a client and I heard a knock on the door but before the knock was over the key was in the door too and I yelled out GO AWAY I AM NAKED!  The maid fekked off but I was furious. If they knock they should at least wait a few seconds until they get an answer or otherwise to indicate the room is empty.

Later I complained to reception that their maids should not put their key in the door while still knocking! I told them I had just got out of the shower and was naked. They apologised.

How very mortifying for you, but yes, comfort yourself with knowing that she will have learnt a lesson in manners and patience that will live in her memory bank forever

I had two different cleaners burst in within the space of an hour the other day without knocking or even calling out. Luckily both times were between clients, and that was despite me having the sign on the door and, once I'd remembered to put it on, the safety catch. Unfortunately the second time I'd just stripped off ready to go and shower so the cleaner had a split second eyeful of my considerable assets in all their glory and the bed strewn with black PVC, stockings etc.

When I checked out the next day I complained to reception and learnt that they'd just had a new firm take over cleaning that week, and that most were new to the job, as well as to the hotel. She said they were still in training, and assured me they'd all be spoken to before their shift ended that day. What she also explained was that many hotel chains use external businesses for their housekeeping services, which I hadn't realised. (This one was part of the IHF group) Thankfully this wasn't a hotel I usually use as part of my monthly pattern, and definitely won't use again!

Great idea re door wedge ladies!